"Hey can I barrow that +5 ironwood cricket? I have the feeling I need smack something by next week."Couldn't have said it better m'self, Righto.
Jacks do unto others, not unto Jacks...unless "do" is a good thing, what-what?
"Does" another round of drinks for his fellow Jacks.
Hands over bat.
Here you go, chum. Use it in good health.There are some folks over in the PDF threads you might use it on, what-what!
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Hungry Jack®!!! My food doesn't suck ass!But it's better with cheese!
Did someone say "cheese"?
Cheesy Potato Pancakes with Sausage
Ingredients:
• 1 (12 oz.) package Johnsonville Original Breakfast Patties
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 2 1/2 cups milk
• 2 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup (optional)
• 1/2 cup shredded carrots
• 1/4 cup sliced green onion
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 cup shredded Monterrey Jack cheese
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK and crumble sausage patties in large skillet over medium heat until no longer pink. Drain, if necessary.
2. SPRAY skillet or griddle with no-stick spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 375°F.
3. COMBINE pancake mix and potato flakes in large bowl. Whisk together milk, eggs, oil and syrup, if using. Add liquids to dry ingredients, stirring just until large lumps disappear. Blend in carrots, green onions, Parmesan cheese and cooked sausage.
4. POUR 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot skillet or griddle. Cook for 3 minutes. Turn. Cook 2 to 3 minutes more or until golden brown. Place 3 or 4 pancakes on dinner plate. Sprinkle with Monterrey Jack cheese and serve.
Yield: 4 to 5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 6 min
No. In fact, you'd have more opportunities to wreck havoc. Being a Jack means that you have the ability to cause destruction without having to say you're sorry. It's a sweet deal.
"If I were to become a Jack, would I have to stop attacking people and releasing my fury in their faces?"
I don't say I'm sorry anyways.
But alright, this seems like a sweet deal. I get to stay a skunk, right? I don't have to turn not some dumb robot thing?
Deathskunk Jack?
Sure, why not.
Hungry Jack®!!! My food doesn't suck ass!But it's better with cheese!Did someone say "cheese"?
Cheesy Potato Pancakes with Sausage
Ingredients:
• 1 (12 oz.) package Johnsonville Original Breakfast Patties
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 2 1/2 cups milk
• 2 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup (optional)
• 1/2 cup shredded carrots
• 1/4 cup sliced green onion
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 cup shredded Monterrey Jack cheesePreparation Directions:
1. COOK and crumble sausage patties in large skillet over medium heat until no longer pink. Drain, if necessary.
2. SPRAY skillet or griddle with no-stick spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 375°F.
3. COMBINE pancake mix and potato flakes in large bowl. Whisk together milk, eggs, oil and syrup, if using. Add liquids to dry ingredients, stirring just until large lumps disappear. Blend in carrots, green onions, Parmesan cheese and cooked sausage.
4. POUR 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot skillet or griddle. Cook for 3 minutes. Turn. Cook 2 to 3 minutes more or until golden brown. Place 3 or 4 pancakes on dinner plate. Sprinkle with Monterrey Jack cheese and serve.Yield: 4 to 5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 6 min
Now I hunger. Al I need is a skunk, some okra, a nice roux, and the above, and Gumbo with Dumplings is served!
Deathskunk Jack?
Sure, why not.
"Hey can I barrow that +5 ironwood cricket? I have the feeling I need smack something by next week."Couldn't have said it better m'self, Righto.
Jacks do unto others, not unto Jacks...unless "do" is a good thing, what-what?
"Does" another round of drinks for his fellow Jacks.Hands over bat.
Here you go, chum. Use it in good health.
There are some folks over in the PDF threads you might use it on, what-what!
"Finally, something vile to demolish."
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Time for another Hungry Jack® FAQ:
Question: Can I bake my Hungry Jack® Casserole Potatoes in the oven at the same time my meat is roasting?
Answer: Yes! You simply adjust the baking time for your potatoes according to the temperature required to roast your meat. On the back of each box of Hungry Jack® Casserole Potatoes, you'll find a handy time and temperature chart:
325° F., bake potatoes for 55 minutes
350° F., bake potatoes for 50 minutes
375° F., bake potatoes for 45 minutes
Begins to decorate for the Victory over Sebastian Day party.
Hey boss, should I hang the pony pinata, or should I just string up a real pony for the boys and girls to hit?
I'd say go for a real pony, but I'm, not cleaning up afterwards.
Hey Panama Jack, looks like that new cricket bat will get some good use after all.
Begins to decorate for the Victory over Sebastian Day party.
Hey boss, should I hang the pony pinata, or should I just string up a real pony for the boys and girls to hit?
String up Sebastian and we'll really have a party. But getting him to come out from behind the pony is tough.
This thread seems mean-spirited and juvenile to me. You have one poster constantly barging in to berate the others as "losers" and then everyone else talks about that poster in great detail.
It seems to me that if you really want to punish the poster involved (assuming this is what you want), you should just ignore his posts.
But, then again, I've never understood why anyone would post so many times on a thread that has nothing to do with D&D, Pathfinder, or any other gaming topic on a gaming website.
Losers.
I think it's time for Sebastian to experience a little poodle love. *Humps the pony's leg* YAP! YAP!
Breaks out a twelve pack of beer from the frige.
I could use some Hungry Jack diners right about now.
This is weird....
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This thread seems mean-spirited and juvenile to me. You have one poster constantly barging in to berate the others as "losers" and then everyone else talks about that poster in great detail.
It seems to me that if you really want to punish the poster involved (assuming this is what you want), you should just ignore his posts.
But, then again, I've never understood why anyone would post so many times on a thread that has nothing to do with D&D, Pathfinder, or any other gaming topic on a gaming website.
I see you escaped the cyborg dogs. Please remain in your location so we can assimilate you.
His Jackin' sense tingling, the Ape fours it back to the house. Inside he sees a playmate of his own size, as opposed to a little cuddle friend. He beings hooting lowly, and crouches and shuffles forward, offering the skunk some of his banana.
Ooo-ooo...
Well, the lawyer is back.. I'm glad I'm a Jack now.. It's a lot more fun..
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This thread seems mean-spirited and juvenile to me. You have one poster constantly barging in to berate the others as "losers" and then everyone else talks about that poster in great detail.
It seems to me that if you really want to punish the poster involved (assuming this is what you want), you should just ignore his posts.
But, then again, I've never understood why anyone would post so many times on a thread that has nothing to do with D&D, Pathfinder, or any other gaming topic on a gaming website.
Hrm, why hasn't Jackin' Ape killed him yet...?
Pours DJ a mojito.
Pompous self-regard can worship itself without you just as well, eh, DJ? <guffaw, guffaw>
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I'd be very surprised if you didn't move up in his 'list', and I didn't make it on his list after those comments..Well, the lawyer is back.. I'm glad I'm a Jack now.. It's a lot more fun..Hah! In your face, lawyer!
Bah! I'd be at the top of the list if Trey hadn't stolen all my thunder.
Damn owls...
Your days are numbered, Jack. The purge is coming. You would be wish to submit to Sebastian while you still can...
Your days are numbered, Jack. The purge is coming. You would be wish to submit to Sebastian while you still can...Sorry, I got bored of that game.. I'm done with it now. I was once this guy and this guy. You should join the Jacks.. there's always room for another Jack. It's much more fun here..
Boo! I missed the fun. Plus, don't I get bonus points for my name?*
* And I thought it was clever, too. *sniff*
Your days are numbered, Jack. The purge is coming. You would be wish to submit to Sebastian while you still can...Sorry, I got bored of that game.. I'm done with it now. I was once this guy and this guy. You should join the Jacks.. there's always room for another Jack. It's much more fun here..
It's good that you've seen the light. All of these pony-worshiping infidels will soon be destroyed or assimilated.
This is weird....
Dons a gas mask
You're name looks better, but that smell from your crack. Can you do something about that, like perfume, or soap, or something.
It's good that you've seen the light. All of these pony-worshiping infidels will soon be destroyed or assimilated.Your days are numbered, Jack. The purge is coming. You would be wish to submit to Sebastian while you still can...Sorry, I got bored of that game.. I'm done with it now. I was once this guy and this guy. You should join the Jacks.. there's always room for another Jack. It's much more fun here..
If you need me, I can eat them. :::Licks chops:::
I'd stay away if I were you. Even Pepto won't handle that upset stomach.
Begins grabbing interlopers (pony, dislocator, ponyfans) and tossing them around in an attempt to get a game going with the skunk and the kitties.
OOO-OOO-OOO!!!
Begins grabbing interlopers (pony, dislocator, ponyfans) and tossing them around in an attempt to get a game going with the skunk and the kitties.
OOO-OOO-OOO!!!
:::Dives right In:::
"I haven't had this much fun since I clamped down on a certain animal trainer in Las Vegas."
RRRWWWWOOOOOOAAARRRRR!
Man this place is becoming a zoo ...
Man this place is becoming a zoo ...
Luckily, we have Reginald. He cleans up the messes they make.
Comes through with the pressurized hose cleaning and moving the jack-menagerie out onto the lawn, as they frolic with the mangled intruders.
Comes through with the pressurized hose cleaning and moving the jack-menagerie out onto the lawn, as they frolic with the mangled intruders.
Hey! Watch it with the hose would ya?! I'm not apart of that menagerie.
Losers.I think it's time for Sebastian to experience a little poodle love. *Humps the pony's leg* YAP! YAP!
Humps pony's other leg
YAP YAP!
Pardon, Demo. I was distracted with concern for my Poo-Wow™ rags...hey, poodles! You'll bloody get torn up humping a pony that the menagerie is thrashing!
Begins grabbing interlopers (pony, dislocator, ponyfans) and tossing them around in an attempt to get a game going with the skunk and the kitties.
OOO-OOO-OOO!!!
:::Dives right In:::
"I haven't had this much fun since I clamped down on a certain animal trainer in Las Vegas."
RRRWWWWOOOOOOAAARRRRR!
Hey, cool. Food's here!
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Losers.
Baked Bella Sara Chops with Yams and Apples
Ingredients:
• 1/2 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1 teaspoon minced garlic
OR or 1 small garlic clove, peeled and minced
• 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1 cup chicken stock or broth
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 4 boneless loin Bella Sara chops, 1 1/2 inches thick
• 3 medium yams or sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into 1-inch cubes
• 2 Granny Smith apples, cored, quartered and cut into 1-inch slices
• Parsley for garnish (optional)
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Combine maple syrup, garlic, ginger, salt, pepper, cinnamon and chicken stock; mix well. Line a roasting pan with aluminum foil.
2. HEAT oil in large skillet over medium-high heat. Brown Bella Sara chops on both sides. Remove from pan. Place chops in roasting pan.
3. ADD yams and apples. Pour maple syrup mixture over ingredients in pan.
4. BAKE, uncovered, 25 minutes. Remove pan from oven. Turn chops, yams and apples gently with spatula. Return to oven.
5. BAKE an additional 10 minutes or until apples and potatoes are soft and Bella Sara meat is no longer pink in center. Serve immediately.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 35 min
The Ape pushes his food around the feeding trough. There's something wrong with Hungry's usual delicious repast...as if there is some rotten ingredient in it.
Stick out his tongue, which is covered with half-chewed bits of pony flesh...
Wow, I'm getting kick in the cihin by the Boss! I won't shave the chin ever again... or go to the hospital.. errr...workshop for that matter.