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Scarab Sages

Ask and ye shall receive.....

Banana Flapjacks with Maple-Cinnamon Syrup

Ingredients:
BANANA FLAPJACKS
• 1 cup mashed bananas (about 2 medium)
• 2 cups Hungry Jack Complete Wheat Blends Pancake & Waffle Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 1/2 cups water
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
MAPLE-CINNAMON SYRUP
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 can refrigerated whipped cream

Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE mashed bananas, pancake mix, 1/3 cup syrup, vanilla, cinnamon and water in bowl. Stir just until blended. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 350°F.
2. SPRAY cooking surface and pancake turner with no-stick cooking spray. Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook about 1 1/2 minutes per side or until golden brown. Repeat process until all batter is used.
3. COMBINE 1 cup syrup and cinnamon in a microwave-safe container. Microwave on HIGH 1 to 2 minutes or until heated through. Stack 3 pancakes in the center of a plate, drizzle with syrup and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 15 min


The smell of banana flap jacks hit the vigilant ape like a glacial avalanche hitting the Gulf of Alaska. With a shattering thud he lands on the pavement and runs on all fours to the back kitchen door. He pushes his head through the top of the dutch door.

Ooo-ooo!


Mmmm.. Banana flap jacks..

Scarab Sages

Everybody's happy when Hungry Jack® helps out in the kitchen!


Hungry Jack wrote:
Everybody's happy when Hungry Jack® helps out in the kitchen!

Amen

Scarab Sages

Cheesy Chicken Potatoes

Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Four Cheese Potatoes
• 2 cups boiling water
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 2/3 cup milk
• 2 cups cubed, cooked chicken
• 2 cups frozen broccoli florets, thawed
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1 cup (4 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 425°F. Combine potato slices, sauce mix, boiling water and butter in ungreased 8x8-inch (2-quart) glass baking dish. Stir in milk. Bake 20 minutes.
2. REMOVE baking dish from oven. Stir in chicken, broccoli and sour cream. Sprinkle with cheese.
3. BAKE an additional 10 to 12 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Let stand about 5 minutes to thicken sauce.
TIP Serve this creamy one-dish meal with fresh fruit for dessert, if desired.

Yield: 5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 32 min

Liberty's Edge

Like Hungry Jack? Try dining with the Cultist of Jack.

Sovereign Court

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!


Mmmm... Any bolts and nuts on a oil bowl recipe? I miss the crunchy taste of metal in the morning!

*headbangs*


Here ya go. A bowl of of heavy metal and heavy water. Better than cereal and milk.


*strange sounds come from the basement*

It's alive! its ALIVE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*comes rushing up to the livingroom

dudes, gals, poodles, I just got great news and quite possible the secret project has come to life!!! It will be unveiled at PaizoCon!!!

Mwahahahahaha...

now enough with this, where are the beers?


Mmm, now that everybody's gone to the RPG house... this place looks lonely...

*sits on the floor in a corner and shivers*


I'm here! I just have been in a coma the past few days ..

Hurls rusty fluids on carpet

Scuse me. That tequila ain't sitting well..


Yeah, I heard that.. how come you get a booze-coma and some of the folks here didn't even noticed... we could have help us to your booze instead of holding it for you...


Frat Jack wrote:

*strange sounds come from the basement*

It's alive! its ALIVE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*comes rushing up to the livingroom

dudes, gals, poodles, I just got great news and quite possible the secret project has come to life!!! It will be unveiled at PaizoCon!!!

Now you must die the death of a thousand noogies!

Grabs Frat in a headlock and begins giving him head noogies

Tell us...tell us and I will stop...

Hey Malice! Give him a purple urple! You know, a tittie twister.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

*strange sounds come from the basement*

It's alive! its ALIVE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*comes rushing up to the livingroom

dudes, gals, poodles, I just got great news and quite possible the secret project has come to life!!! It will be unveiled at PaizoCon!!!

Now you must die the death of a thousand noogies!

Grabs Frat in a headlock and begins giving him head noogies

Tell us...tell us and I will stop...

Hey Malice! Give him a purple urple! You know, a tittie twister.

I'll give him a wedgie. *Tries to give a wedgie* Oh, I forgot. We don't have butt cracks.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:


I'll give him a wedgie. *Tries to give a wedgie* Oh, I forgot. We don't have butt cracks.

Ack! I have GI Joe butt!

more noogies for you....


Ow, argh, ouch!!! C'mon!!! no twisties pleazzzzeeee!!!


Frat Jack wrote:
Ow, argh, ouch!!! C'mon!!! no twisties pleazzzzeeee!!!

tell us......

Liberty's Edge

Wow guys, I just came from the RPG Jack Club and it's a real soap opera over there. Did you know AoV was making out with JH?


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:


I'll give him a wedgie. *Tries to give a wedgie* Oh, I forgot. We don't have butt cracks.

Ack! I have GI Joe butt!

more noogies for you....

Look at the bright side. At least we don't look like a Ken doll up front!


Jack Hammer wrote:
tell us......

Sorry, can't tell much... but to show my loyalty, this is the only place that knows that this secret project even exists!!!

BTW, how many Jack sill be attending PaizoCon?

Liberty's Edge

Sadly I can't make it. My wife doesn't believe that it would be a good use of our resources.


Due to my overgod controller's lack of funds and life situation, a trip to the West Coast is unfeasable, especially in June :(


No $. I will be going to Origins though.


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Wow guys, I just came from the RPG Jack Club and it's a real soap opera over there. Did you know AoV was making out with JH?

Big deal. My alter ego gets all the action.

Look at these pics of Frat and some stray poodle. That just ain't natural!


Yah let those whiners cry about evil and good. Me I just want a beer and a peasant to kick


Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Wow guys, I just came from the RPG Jack Club and it's a real soap opera over there. Did you know AoV was making out with JH?

Big deal. My alter ego gets all the action.

Look at these pics of Frat and some stray poodle. That just ain't natural!

Hey, where did you get those!!! Thos are photoshoped, no way I'd do that! Hand those over!!!

*Chases JH around the house*


Malice Jack wrote:
Yah let those whiners cry about evil and good. Me I just want a beer and a peasant to kick

Amen!


I hear that this is the place for me. Not so much I see.


Frat Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Wow guys, I just came from the RPG Jack Club and it's a real soap opera over there. Did you know AoV was making out with JH?

Big deal. My alter ego gets all the action.

Look at these pics of Frat and some stray poodle. That just ain't natural!

Hey, where did you get those!!! Thos are photoshoped, no way I'd do that! Hand those over!!!

*Chases JH around the house*

All you have to do to get them is to...tell us!

Woah! What's up with the clown?

Hey, Mr. Clown. Would you mind posing for a few pictures with my buddy Frat?


Well, I do declare: It's Punch!


Panama Jack wrote:
Well, I do declare: It's Punch!

Could you put the ape on him? I'm in the mood to watch some violence.


Instead of Punch & Judy, Punch & Jackin?
Calls: Reggie, summon the ape!
A gong reverberates in the background.


The house trembles as the ape approaches.
OOO-OOO!


Jackin' Ape wrote:

The house trembles as the ape approaches.

OOO-OOO!

Yeah, it's showtime! Time to kill Punch!


The ape comes through the French doors that open out onto the (steel-reinforced) deck. The scoots into the house, crouching to enter, and heads right for the clown. He wraps his fingers around the middle of the clown, leaving its arms free. He then begins pulling on the legs of the clown, making his arms flop up and down and causing a pitiful squeaking sound to emit from him. It is a good long while before the ape tires of this excellent game.

Hoo-hoo-hoo, Jackin gleefully hoots.

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® - for a meal the whole family will thank you for!


When the ape tires of his jumpin clown jack, he wanders with him into the kitchen. He is mesmerized by HJ's huge industrial mixing pot full of batter. He decides to imitate HJ, stickin the clown head down in the batter pot, and vigorously using him as a beater.

OO-ooo-oooo!


Jackin' Ape wrote:

The ape comes through the French doors that open out onto the (steel-reinforced) deck. The scoots into the house, crouching to enter, and heads right for the clown. He wraps his fingers around the middle of the clown, leaving its arms free. He then begins pulling on the legs of the clown, making his arms flop up and down and causing a pitiful squeaking sound to emit from him. It is a good long while before the ape tires of this excellent game.

Hoo-hoo-hoo, Jackin gleefully hoots.

Quite amusing. Jackin' Ape suddenly realizes he has been pulling the legs of a doll. Feel free to drop by and visit my carnival. My guests do so love amusement. Jack of Tears disappears in a cloud of smoke.

Liberty's Edge

What was that about?

Scarab Sages

Herbed Potato Bread

Ingredients:
• 3 cups Pillsbury BEST® Bread Flour
• 1 1/4 cups water
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 2 tablespoons sugar
• 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
• 1/2 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 2 tablespoons instant nonfat dry milk
• 1 teaspoon dried basil leaves
• 1 teaspoon dried dill weed
• 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1 1/2 teaspoons bread machine dry yeast or active dry yeast

Preparation Directions:
1. USE bread machine that produces 1 1/2-lb. or larger loaf. Lightly spoon flour into measuring cup. Level off. Measure remaining ingredients carefully. Follow manufacturer's directions for placing ingredients in bread machine pan.
2. SELECT Basic/White cycle. Follow manufacturer's directions for starting machine
TIP High Altitude: Decrease yeast by 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon. Continue as directed above.

Yield: 1 (12 slice) loaf
Prep Time: 5 min


Should we feel free to substitute the herbs of our choice?


Jack of Tears wrote:
Jackin' Ape wrote:

The ape comes through the French doors that open out onto the (steel-reinforced) deck. The scoots into the house, crouching to enter, and heads right for the clown. He wraps his fingers around the middle of the clown, leaving its arms free. He then begins pulling on the legs of the clown, making his arms flop up and down and causing a pitiful squeaking sound to emit from him. It is a good long while before the ape tires of this excellent game.

Hoo-hoo-hoo, Jackin gleefully hoots.

Quite amusing. Jackin' Ape suddenly realizes he has been pulling the legs of a doll. Feel free to drop by and visit my carnival. My guests do so love amusement. Jack of Tears disappears in a cloud of smoke.

Psst. No bringing dramatic evil guys from the RPG in here!


The Ape notices that the psychotic "doll" of a clown is sputtering, spitting out batter, and talking in a very strange, annoying voice. Not liking the sound of it, he walks over to the open kitchen window and hurls it in the direction of the carnival.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jack of Tears wrote:
Jackin' Ape wrote:

The ape comes through the French doors that open out onto the (steel-reinforced) deck. The scoots into the house, crouching to enter, and heads right for the clown. He wraps his fingers around the middle of the clown, leaving its arms free. He then begins pulling on the legs of the clown, making his arms flop up and down and causing a pitiful squeaking sound to emit from him. It is a good long while before the ape tires of this excellent game.

Hoo-hoo-hoo, Jackin gleefully hoots.

Quite amusing. Jackin' Ape suddenly realizes he has been pulling the legs of a doll. Feel free to drop by and visit my carnival. My guests do so love amusement. Jack of Tears disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Psst. No bringing dramatic evil guys from the RPG in here!

I thought cameos were okay, so long as we didn't bring the plot line over here. Besides, I am a Jack.

The Exchange

almost 4000 posts....scary

Sovereign Court

Frat Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
tell us......

Sorry, can't tell much... but to show my loyalty, this is the only place that knows that this secret project even exists!!!

BTW, how many Jack sill be attending PaizoCon?

Sadly, my bank account says no.


I guess it will be a lonely Jack Con... Well, I see if I can do something about it.

BTW I think cameos are cool!

*poses with JoT for a pic*

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