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Time again for Hungry Jack® FAQs
Question: What can I add to my potatoes to make them extra-special?
Answer: Create a quick and easy casserole using Hungry Jack Potatoes. Add one or more of the following ingredients:
Meat: Diced, cooked ham, chicken, or turkey.
Vegetables: Frozen or canned peas, green beans, broccoli, or corn.
Extras: Diced green or red bell pepper; chopped onion; 1/2 teaspoon dried basil, oregano, thyme or dill.
Topping: Shredded cheese for the last 2 minutes of baking .
pokes smaller head in
Llamafrog? Are you here?
Ayup! I mean... Ayip!
The Jacks are alies of The poodles doe frinedship amoun our Master and they leader.
Hop in, there always space for one more Poodle!
EDIT: A bit busy right now tracking KC. Its only a DC 2 though, he is THAT smelly... and I gotta ean my stay here so... tracking houd, newspaper fecther (not like the Jacks read thou... this one's for me ;) ), House guardian, Carpet stainer... you name it!
*Leaps in*
Sorry, Llamafrog. But you Jacks made your choice when you allied with the Pigeons.*Takes out gun and shoots Llamafrog*
Sorry, folks. Teleport!
*Teleports to other thread*
Hey boss he's the lizaBLAM!!!
I'm hit, yiyipyi´.... I'm hit!!! MEEDDIIICCCCC... I mean...VEEEEETTTTTT...
OH cruel world...!
*faints and starts messing up the carpet with the bleeding*
*digs around in coat*
I know I have a phoenix down in here somewhere!
Hey boss he's the lizaBLAM!!!
I'm hit, yiyipyi´.... I'm hit!!! MEEDDIIICCCCC... I mean...VEEEEETTTTTT...
OH cruel world...!
*faints and starts messing up the carpet with the bleeding*
*comes running to help Llamafrog* I'm sorry Llamafrog, I shouldn't have asked you to help out the pigeons. Lucky for you it's just a flesh wound.
*cleans wound up and bandages him up.* That kobold does not know what he's gotten himself into.
*whimpers*
For I second there I think I saw the Master CourtFool at the end of the Tunnel... I wonder if he.... nah... can't be...
Thanks Jack'sRHM and Jackette...
Leave KC be... he's quite messed up right now with his Multiple Personality disorder... poor fellow...
*whimpers some more and then puts on a macho face -as macho as a poodle can get- and stands up*
Llamafrog reporting to duty!
*Magic Mouth activates*
Oh, I have every idea. This is war, Jacks. If you're going to take a side, expect consequences.
I regret having to shoot Llamafrog, but if I get caught, then the Pigeons win. I didn't make an enemy of the Jacks, the Jacks made an enemy out of me.
*growls t KC magic mouth spell*
Begone!
*pulls out a Dispel scroll and targets KC's magic mouth*
Should we investigate this Pigeon-KC issue? Its begining to intrigue me...
*Flies in*
Look, KC did what he had to. It's your own faults for sending Llamafrog in the first place.
*Magic Mouth activates*
Oh, I have every idea. This is war, Jacks. If you're going to take a side, expect consequences.
I regret having to shoot Llamafrog, but if I get caught, then the Pigeons win. I didn't make an enemy of the Jacks, the Jacks made an enemy out of me.
You attacked the Guildhouse a few days ago. That's when the war started. You will now face the wrath of the Jacks. You and your new oddball allies will be annihilated or assimilated into Jacks.
*Flies in*
Look, KC did what he had to. It's your own faults for sending Llamafrog in the first place.
KC started this a few days ago. I don't think you know how evil this kobold ally of yours is. He's using you and he will get you killed.
You attacked the Guildhouse a few days ago. That's when the war started. You will now face the wrath of the Jacks. You and your new oddball allies will be annihilated or assimilated into Jacks.*Magic Mouth activates*
Oh, I have every idea. This is war, Jacks. If you're going to take a side, expect consequences.
I regret having to shoot Llamafrog, but if I get caught, then the Pigeons win. I didn't make an enemy of the Jacks, the Jacks made an enemy out of me.
Look, you weirdo fanatics, the war didn't 'start' there. It had been brewing for ages. KC hasn't explained to us yet when, because he doesn't know. He does, however, know that it 'started' shortly after the end of the Profile War. The Pigeons are up to something very bad, from our perspective: They are trying to remove Kobold Cleaver from the Boards. I know that none of you like him, but he's not going quietly. People are going to be caught in the crossfire. Whether you all like it or not.
KC started this a few days ago. I don't think you know how evil this kobold ally of yours is. He's using you and he will get you killed.*Flies in*
Look, KC did what he had to. It's your own faults for sending Llamafrog in the first place.
*Appears*
Look, I'm not as 'evil' as you all seem to think. I'm just trying to survive.
Look, you weirdo fanatics, the war didn't 'start' there. It had been brewing for ages. KC hasn't explained to us yet when, because he doesn't know. He does, however, know that it 'started' shortly after the end of the Profile War. The Pigeons are up to something very bad, from our perspective: They are trying to remove Kobold Cleaver from the Boards. I know that none of you like him, but he's not going quietly. People are going to be caught in the crossfire. Whether you all like it or not.You attacked the Guildhouse a few days ago. That's when the war started. You will now face the wrath of the Jacks. You and your new oddball allies will be annihilated or assimilated into Jacks.*Magic Mouth activates*
Oh, I have every idea. This is war, Jacks. If you're going to take a side, expect consequences.
I regret having to shoot Llamafrog, but if I get caught, then the Pigeons win. I didn't make an enemy of the Jacks, the Jacks made an enemy out of me.
Being an ally of KC will get you killed. He sent his own servant, Jay Frogskin, to his death because he tried to befriend us. There is NO pigeon conspiracy. KC is insane and you will die along side him for no reason.
Being an ally of KC will get you killed. He sent his own servant, Jay Frogskin, to his death because he tried to befriend us. There is NO pigeon conspiracy. KC is insane and you will die along side him for no reason.Look, you weirdo fanatics, the war didn't 'start' there. It had been brewing for ages. KC hasn't explained to us yet when, because he doesn't know. He does, however, know that it 'started' shortly after the end of the Profile War. The Pigeons are up to something very bad, from our perspective: They are trying to remove Kobold Cleaver from the Boards. I know that none of you like him, but he's not going quietly. People are going to be caught in the crossfire. Whether you all like it or not.You attacked the Guildhouse a few days ago. That's when the war started. You will now face the wrath of the Jacks. You and your new oddball allies will be annihilated or assimilated into Jacks.*Magic Mouth activates*
Oh, I have every idea. This is war, Jacks. If you're going to take a side, expect consequences.
I regret having to shoot Llamafrog, but if I get caught, then the Pigeons win. I didn't make an enemy of the Jacks, the Jacks made an enemy out of me.
I admit I made a mistake. But I did not simply kill Frogskin because he tried to befriend you people. I did it because he sympathized with the Pigeons. He was NG. And war has no place for folk like him.
Hey, look!!! Garl Glittergold's posting at Gleemax!!!
Huh? Is that true?! Linky!!!
I admit I made a mistake. But I did not simply kill Frogskin because he tried to befriend you people. I did it because he sympathized with the Pigeons. He was NG. And war has no place for folk like him.Being an ally of KC will get you killed. He sent his own servant, Jay Frogskin, to his death because he tried to befriend us. There is NO pigeon conspiracy. KC is insane and you will die along side him for no reason.Look, you weirdo fanatics, the war didn't 'start' there. It had been brewing for ages. KC hasn't explained to us yet when, because he doesn't know. He does, however, know that it 'started' shortly after the end of the Profile War. The Pigeons are up to something very bad, from our perspective: They are trying to remove Kobold Cleaver from the Boards. I know that none of you like him, but he's not going quietly. People are going to be caught in the crossfire. Whether you all like it or not.You attacked the Guildhouse a few days ago. That's when the war started. You will now face the wrath of the Jacks. You and your new oddball allies will be annihilated or assimilated into Jacks.*Magic Mouth activates*
Oh, I have every idea. This is war, Jacks. If you're going to take a side, expect consequences.
I regret having to shoot Llamafrog, but if I get caught, then the Pigeons win. I didn't make an enemy of the Jacks, the Jacks made an enemy out of me.
This war of yours is paranoia. The pigeons are not out to get you. You caused problems between you and the pigeons .Your actions are going to cause your new friends to die along side you. Is that what you want? You have a choice. Pay restitution for what you did to Llamafrog or we will go to war. You can't fight the Jacks and the pigeons at the same time.
That's it. I've had enough. I haven't been trapped in a dungeon for months so that you people can start doubting and threatening me. They have allied with the Defectives. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.
*Suddenly, an image appears. It reveals Pigeons, feasting on Lemmings meat. They are talking*
"Colonel, any news on Kobold Cleaver? Who knows what havoc he will reap if left to his designs."
"Afraid not, sir. We were on his scent, but then that mutt of the Jacks got shot."
"Have we any of his supporters? That would be quite helpful."
"Indeed we have, actually. The Plant has been captured. He and his treant soldiers were besieged, but he snuck out trying to get help. We captured him, and then destroyed his men."
"Excellent. Bring him forward. Perhaps we will be able to 'convince' him to help us. And Colonel?"
"Yes, sir?"
"See if you can get the Jacks on our side. Shouldn't be too difficult, after that incident with 'Sheeptoad' or whatever."
"Heh, heh. Yes, sir."
*The image ends, KC's eyes blazing with fury*
I'll let you stew over that. Jack, I may not be good, but I'm not evil. Teleport!
*The Wasp and KC both disappear*
That's it. I've had enough. I haven't been trapped in a dungeon for months so that you people can start doubting and threatening me. They have allied with the Defectives. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.
*Suddenly, an image appears. It reveals Pigeons, feasting on Lemmings meat. They are talking*
"Colonel, any news on Kobold Cleaver? Who knows what havoc he will reap if left to his designs."
"Afraid not, sir. We were on his scent, but then that mutt of the Jacks got shot."
"Have we any of his supporters? That would be quite helpful."
"Indeed we have, actually. The Plant has been captured. He and his treant soldiers were besieged, but he snuck out trying to get help. We captured him, and then destroyed his men."
"Excellent. Bring him forward. Perhaps we will be able to 'convince' him to help us. And Colonel?"
"Yes, sir?"
"See if you can get the Jacks on our side. Shouldn't be too difficult, after that incident with 'Sheeptoad' or whatever."
"Heh, heh. Yes, sir."
*The image ends, KC's eyes blazing with fury*
I'll let you stew over that. Jack, I may not be good, but I'm not evil. Teleport!
*The Wasp and KC both disappear*
Maybe this was real. Maybe not. It doesn't change the fact that you shot an ally of the Jacks. For that you will pay the price.
Hey, let bygones be bygones. KC has enough problem fighting off all his enemies... so as long as he doesn't takes out the poppykiller again I'm cool with him.
Besides, that fleshwound got me Jacketta's attenion :P, so it wasn't that bad
Yipyip!
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
Hey, let bygones be bygones. KC has enough problem fighting off all his enemies... so as long as he doesn't takes out the poppykiller again I'm cool with him.
Besides, that fleshwound got me Jacketta's attenion :P, so it wasn't that bad
Yipyip!
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
Very well. Watch your step KC. We'll be watching!
*Licks Jack's Right Hand Man*
*Licks Jack's Right Hand Man*
*pats Llamfrog*
*Licks Jack's Right Hand Man**pats Llamfrog*
*gets overexcited and pees on the carpet*
*gets overexcited and pees on the carpet**Licks Jack's Right Hand Man**pats Llamfrog*
Not again! You and Frat Jack clean that up!
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Did you know that Hungry Jack® products are perfect for making unbeatable desserts your family will love?
Everybody's Happy When it's Hungry Jack™ for Dessert!
Chocolate 'Tato Cake
Here's a moist, dense pound cake to be proud of, with a rich chocolate flavor and a shiny chocolate glaze. Decorate the top of the cake, if you wish, with pecan halves.
Ingredients:
CAKE
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 4 oz. semi-sweet chocolate
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1 cup boiling water
• 1 3/4 cups Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 1 1/4 cups sugar
• 1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 cup butter or margarine, softened
OR 1/2 cup Crisco® Butter Shortening
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 3 large eggs
• 1/2 cup chopped pecans (optional)
GLAZE
• 4 oz. semi-sweet chocolate
• 3 tablespoons water
• 1 tablespoon butter or margarine
• 1 cup powdered sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 350°F. Spray a 12-cup fluted tube pan or 10-inch tube pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BREAK 4 oz. chocolate into pieces. Place in large bowl. Add potato flakes. Pour boiling water over flakes and chocolate. Let stand 5 minutes or until potato flakes are softened and chocolate is melted. Stir to combine.
3. SPOON flour lightly into measuring cup. Level off. Add flour and all remaining cake ingredients, except pecans, to potato flake mixture. Blend at low speed until moistened. Beat 3 minutes at medium speed. Stir in pecans, if desired. Pour batter into prepared pan.
4. BAKE 45 to 60 minutes or until toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Cool upright in pan for 30 minutes. Invert onto serving plate. Cool 1 hour or until completely cooled.
5. MELT 4 oz. chocolate with 3 tablespoons water and 1 tablespoon butter in small saucepan over low heat. Remove from heat. Add powdered sugar and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla. Beat until smooth. Stir in additional water, a few drops at a time if needed, for desired glaze consistency. Immediately spoon glaze over cooled cake, allowing some to run down sides.
TIP High Altitude: Decrease sugar to 1 cup. Bake as directed above.
Yield: 12 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 1 hrs
I say, we're going through a bit of an ongoing kobold infestation, are we not? And just in time for Christmas and Hanukkah. I need to make more magic resistance tanning oils. Thanks for the cake, Hungry Jack.
Gobbles 'em down with his morning coffee.
Boo!
By Jove! I appear to be having a visitation from a Christmas spirit!
Boo!
AHHHH! IT'S A GHOST!!! *Runs to the bedroom & flies under the bed*
The second spirit visits
They're aren't enough Jacks...the boards are overpopulated with non-Jacks....aowohaaaaaaaaaaaaaah........
Not again! You and Frat Jack clean that up!*gets overexcited and pees on the carpet**Licks Jack's Right Hand Man**pats Llamfrog*
Now you see why I put him under a bucket...
*Goes to get the newspaper to "educate" the poodlë"
The second spirit visits
They're aren't enough Jacks...the boards are overpopulated with non-Jacks....aowohaaaaaaaaaaaaaah........
*Listening under the bed* Hey, now this is a ghost I can agree with!
Too many damn ghosts around here. Shoo, shoo.
Another Jack! Welcome to the House my friend. You can pickup you Jack'et and your baseball bat on the entrace.
Peeking over the bar.
The question is, who will be the third ghost, and when will it come, what-what?
I'm here too, I have to do it for my community service.
Boo.
What message do you have for us from the netherworld, O Solicitor-General of the Ponies of Hell?
Too many damn ghosts around here. Shoo, shoo.
* still hiding under bed* Shoo? I thought you were a professional. Get rid of these of these $%$#@%^!
Where's my pony?I'm here too, I have to do it for my community service.
Boo.
Fret not little girl! That's not the real Sebastian! Beware of impostors!
Fret not little girl! That's not the real Sebastian! Beware of impostors!Where's my pony?I'm here too, I have to do it for my community service.
Boo.
I SMITE THEE, worshipper of a false god! Begone!
Too many damn ghosts around here. Shoo, shoo.* still hiding under bed* Shoo? I thought you were a professional. Get rid of these of these $%$#@%^!
Wait, Righto. First we must hear its message, for it is the final spirit promised by the first!
HA! I will leave. But only because I can see this is a heathen playground. A breeding ground for heretics and blasphemers. There is no saving you! May Sebastian's punishment upon you be swift and painless! For that is the only mercy you shall ever know!
Wait, Righto. First we must hear its message, for it is the final spirit promised by the first!
The message is: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!
