@ JRHM: Hel-lo...I just found some bottles of Cholula behind the bar -- a perfect compliment for the findings of your latest expedition, what-what!
@ JRHM: Hel-lo...I just found some bottles of Cholula behind the bar -- a perfect compliment for the findings of your latest expedition, what-what!
Sounds good! I love hot sauce!
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This places has no real resources to exploit
It has no real land mass
No useful work force to assimilate
the collective has nothing to gain by doing more then collecting the cans and irrelevant matter now and again.
The collective will look into the land around the club house however
We did pick a toxic waste dump for a reason.
We are running tests
Assimilation of two other threads are in progress
We will get back to you
The frat chicks on the next joint have had me busy of late... Sorry I've been away...
*whipes off the lipstik of the face and other more private parts*
We are running tests
Assimilation of two other threads are in progress
We will get back to you
They're after the poodle...*snicker*
Really? If they're in a frat, I don't think they're chicks.The frat chicks on the next joint have had me busy of late... Sorry I've been away...
*whipes off the lipstik of the face and other more private parts*
LOL! Frat Jack made out with a transgendered individual and didn't even know it.
Drones show up and start construction next to the frat house. A sign labeled " Future home of recycling center 1'235'982" hangs out front
Species 269 has now been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to our on
Resistance was futile
Malice Jack shows up at the Jack Cult clubhouse, rod and reel in hand. A poodle wearing a spiked collar inset with skulls accompanies him.
"Just got to check out the homestead a second Dreadie, give me a moment."
Looks around at the borg busy smashing up everything.
"Hmmf. 'Bout what I thought."
Yells to the remaining Jacks
"Hey I'm off to Lake Pahoe for some fishing. Anyone in? Frat Jack you got some brews? I feel a bender coming on! <rimshot>."
Looks around once again at his ruined home.
"Stupid borg."
Starts walking down the road again, poodle at his heels.
Drones show up and install empty beer can transports in the frat house. And install a new toaster
Yay! A new toaster!
I'm glad the matiz-dude is up to something else that jus "assimilate, irrelevat, assimilate" That personality chip worked wonder on you dude!
Hey guys, do you mind if I move here for a while? Our thread went lonely all of the sudden... The master's disappearance brought it down... its getting cold over there...
*puts on sad puppy eyes*
Hey guys, do you mind if I move here for a while? Our thread went lonely all of the sudden... The master's disappearance brought it down... its getting cold over there...
*puts on sad puppy eyes*
Of course. We've been solid allies for a long time. *pats Llamafrog*
I say, we have a pooch about the place? Good show! Sets empty nut bowl down on the floor; pours his dark and stormy into the bowl.
Something to warm you and wet you, what-what.
I say, we have a pooch about the place? Good show! Sets empty nut bowl down on the floor; pours his dark and stormy into the bowl.
Something to warm you and wet you, what-what.
Heh, heh. Wrong avatar mi amigo.
Ah yes...an exotic masque I picked up in some port, long ago. Reggie found it in one of my old steamers yesterday and set it out. I thought I would hang it up in the trophy room. What do you think?
Ah yes...an exotic masque I picked up in some port, long ago. Reggie found it in one of my old steamers yesterday and set it out. I thought I would hang it up in the trophy room. What do you think?
Looks nice. Hang it up over the fireplace.
Ah yes...an exotic masque I picked up in some port, long ago. Reggie found it in one of my old steamers yesterday and set it out. I thought I would hang it up in the trophy room. What do you think?
Gah! It's the mask of Ovu Monubi! AUGH! If I'm close to it, it will re-animate me as a ZOMBIE!!! RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Ah yes...an exotic masque I picked up in some port, long ago. Reggie found it in one of my old steamers yesterday and set it out. I thought I would hang it up in the trophy room. What do you think?Gah! It's the mask of Ovu Monubi! AUGH! If I'm close to it, it will re-animate me as a ZOMBIE!!! RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Wow! Now if it could only work that way on the Borg.
Wow! Now if it could only work that way on the Borg.Ah yes...an exotic masque I picked up in some port, long ago. Reggie found it in one of my old steamers yesterday and set it out. I thought I would hang it up in the trophy room. What do you think?Gah! It's the mask of Ovu Monubi! AUGH! If I'm close to it, it will re-animate me as a ZOMBIE!!! RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*Leaps out window, attempting to avoid not only evil power of Mask but also angry Lawyers serving Joss Whedon*
Chortle-chortle. If it worked on the Borg, I'd put it on the door as a knocker, what-what!
Ah yes...an exotic masque I picked up in some port, long ago. Reggie found it in one of my old steamers yesterday and set it out. I thought I would hang it up in the trophy room. What do you think?Heeeeeyyyy, that's poison ivy...quick, give it to the thieves!
Good idea! We'll wrap it up as a Christmas present and give it to them.
Whew! I say, it's a good thing I had coated my face with Panama Jack lotions. Only that could have averted an allergic reaction to the poison ivy.
I put the wrapped mask under the tree for the thieves.
Whew! I say, it's a good thing I had coated my face with Panama Jack lotions. Only that could have averted an allergic reaction to the poison ivy.
I put the wrapped mask under the tree for the thieves.
If Kobold Cleaver is right and it is the mask of Ovu Monubi, the thieves might have a very interesting Christmas. Heh, heh, heh.
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The collective leaves a crate of beer kegs in the front lawn , along with a note. The note reads " Thanks for the ideal"
The collective leaves a crate of beer kegs in the front lawn , along with a note. The note reads " Thanks for the ideal"
Alright! Beer! Woo-hoo!
Beware of Paizomatixes bearing gifts, what-what?
The collective thinks your forgetting things in your old age
You make use of the can collector and the new toaster we gave you.
We can keep you from slipping farther from your thoughts
We can save your forgetful mind
All you must do is ask
Resistance is Futile
Beware of Paizomatixes bearing gifts, what-what?
You're right. What can we do to make sure it's safe?
Hy guys! The boss's child its due to shiny the 6th, so, prepare the cigars and beer!!!
*orders 6 trucks of beer and smugles 1 box of cigars*
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Maple Butter and Cinnamon Pork Stew
Ingredients:
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
OR Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray, if using slow cooker
• 2 pounds pork shoulder, trimmed and cut into 1-inch cubes
• 1 (14.5 oz.) can chicken broth
• 1 cup water
• 1 pound frozen white pearl onions or 3 cups coarsely chopped yellow onions
• 1/3 cup Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1 teaspoon curry powder
• 2/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1 (20 oz.) can pineapple tidbits, drained
• 1 (1 lb.) package frozen crinkle cut carrots
• Long grain and wild rice, prepared according to package directions (optional)
Preparation Directions:
STOVETOP METHOD
1. HEAT oil in Dutch oven over medium high heat. Season meat with salt and pepper. Brown meat in two batches, stirring to brown on all sides. Return all meat to Dutch oven.
2. ADD chicken broth, water, pearl onions, flour, cinnamon, curry and syrup to meat, stirring to combine. Bring stew to a boil, then reduce to a simmer.
3. COVER tightly and simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally. Stir in pineapple tidbits and carrots. Bring to a boil. Reduce to a simmer, cooking until meat and vegetables are fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy. Serve over long grain and wild rice, if desired.
SLOW COOKER METHOD
1. OMIT oil. Instead, spray slow cooker with no-stick cooking spray.
2. SEASON meat cubes with salt and pepper. Place meat, broth, water, pearl onions, flour, cinnamon, curry and syrup in slow cooker. Stir to combine.
3. COVER and cook on LOW 6 to 8 hours or until meat is fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy. Serve over long grain and wild rice, if desired.
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 1 hrs 45 min
*orders 6 trucks of beer and smugles 1 box of cigars*I really shouldn't...aw hell, gimme one of those beers!
You better get some coffee in you in preparation for those 2am feedings. ;)
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You better get some coffee in you in preparation for those 2am feedings. ;)*orders 6 trucks of beer and smugles 1 box of cigars*I really shouldn't...aw hell, gimme one of those beers!
I can't drink coffee dammit, I wish but my stomach is too sensitive to the acid. I have insomnia anyways and usually work off of 4-5 hours of sleep so I should be good. My wife on the other hand...
*Gets on cell phone*
Frogskin, the Mask of Ovu Monubi is at the AJC! Get over here!
*Gets on cell phone*
Frogskin, the Mask of Ovu Monubi is at the AJC! Get over here!
You called, sir?
You called, sir?*Gets on cell phone*
Frogskin, the Mask of Ovu Monubi is at the AJC! Get over here!
Yes. The Masque of Ovu Monubi is here. The AJCists are convinced it's made from poison ivy and are being careful around it, which buys us some time. However, they plan to give it to the thieves. We must not allow it to get out of this thread. You must destroy it. Immediately.
Yes. The Masque of Ovu Monubi is here. The AJCists are convinced it's made from poison ivy and are being careful around it, which buys us some time. However, they plan to give it to the thieves. We must not allow it to get out of this thread. You must destroy it. Immediately.You called, sir?*Gets on cell phone*
Frogskin, the Mask of Ovu Monubi is at the AJC! Get over here!
Okay, sir! I'm on it!
Shoo lizard! Shoo! I say, that package is a Christmas gift for the Borg! Jacks! Reggie! To arms! [Blows whistle]
Okay, sir! I'm on it!Yes. The Masque of Ovu Monubi is here. The AJCists are convinced it's made from poison ivy and are being careful around it, which buys us some time. However, they plan to give it to the thieves. We must not allow it to get out of this thread. You must destroy it. Immediately.You called, sir?*Gets on cell phone*
Frogskin, the Mask of Ovu Monubi is at the AJC! Get over here!
*Flies over to Winterfest tree*
*Perches on star**Flies down lower branch*
*Flies down lower still*
*Grabs mask in talons*
*Flies back to KC*
Fouling pieces loaded, Sir!
Shoo lizard! Shoo! I say, that package is a Christmas gift for the Borg! Jacks! Reggie! To arms! [Blows whistle]
Crap! *Draws Cleaver*
Jay Frogskin, fly! Make sure you can destroy the masque!!! I'll hold them off!*Cleaver crackles with electricity as KC raises it over his head*
Diiiiie!!!!
Fouling pieces loaded, Sir!
*Slashes at Reginald* The Masque shall be destroyed, even if I fall today!
*Channels lightning at Jacks*