There is no anger within the collective.
Your statement is flawed
You are a pale intimation of perfection
You are flawed
You are weak
You are Irrelevant
Does the Angry Jack Cult like insects? Do they accept insects as members? Do they accept the insects of family members too? I can bring a whole lotta converts.
I don't have a problem with you coming into the fold. We don't mind insects, we just don't like frogs or thieves. We prefer our members to assimilate into a Jack but it isn't a requirement.
Better get your cult back in pocket, CJ.
What the hell is this thread about again?
Sorry dread lord. Won't happen again. Did you notice that the frogs stole the election? Something should be done about it.
(laughing)
Declaring yourself the winner is hardly stealing. In most places its classified as delusions of grandeur¹.
¹Look up Sebastian in the dictionary for definition.
What the hell is this thread about again?Isn't it about having mindless fun, getting drunk, and enjoying Hungry Jack's cooking?
That's what I've been doing all along...
Just got busy on a few Irrelevant invations...
WB Boss!
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.....and enjoying Hungry Jack's cooking?
Ask and you shall receive:
Cheesy Potato Pancakes with Sausage
Ingredients:
• 1 (12 oz.) package Johnsonville Original Breakfast Patties
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 2 1/2 cups milk
• 2 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup (optional)
• 1/2 cup shredded carrots
• 1/4 cup sliced green onion
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK and crumble sausage patties in large skillet over medium heat until no longer pink. Drain, if necessary.
2. SPRAY skillet or griddle with no-stick spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 375°F.
3. COMBINE pancake mix and potato flakes in large bowl. Whisk together milk, eggs, oil and syrup, if using. Add liquids to dry ingredients, stirring just until large lumps disappear. Blend in carrots, green onions, Parmesan cheese and cooked sausage.
4. POUR 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot skillet or griddle. Cook for 3 minutes. Turn. Cook 2 to 3 minutes more or until golden brown. Place 3 or 4 pancakes on dinner plate. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese and serve.
Yield: 4 to 5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 6 min
(laughing)
Declaring yourself the winner is hardly stealing.
Yeah, I know. I was looking for an excuse for Malice Jack and me to put a few frogs into the blender.
Senate? We have a Senate?
Senile is more like it.
The Boss is OUR president already, so screw the others opinions and lets stay drunk and happy at our thread!
*enter the hot tin chicks in tindfoil bikinis*
The Boss is OUR president already, so screw the others opinions and lets stay drunk and happy at our thread!
*enter the hot tin chicks in tindfoil bikinis*
Alright! The entertainment is here! Come to daddy, baby. BTW, where's Panama? I'm needin' one of his dark & stormies.
Senate? We have a Senate?Well they said they were the Senate. They looked suspiciously like the thief's guild though.
Hey! Don't go around calling us politicians. We have some standards, you know.
senates are a weak, flawed form of a collective.
Hey! Don't go around calling us politicians. We have some standards, you know.
Point.
Fine, then the Jacks are the new Senate. First things first, let's get our pork barrel projects going and hire the cute interns. Second, let's impeach the frog and put me back in charge.
I second that motion.
I second that motion.
Cute interns and impeaching amphibians? Thirded.
I'll follow the boss wherever he goes!
*Files a request for 12 hot chick interns*
Twelve! You must be getting old. *files request for forty 18-19 year old interns.*
That's all I can carry on one arm...I need the other for the beer... Maybe the booze its taking the best of me...But I can't choose between hot pink skin and cold sparkly beer!
Well, I'll try to raise the stake
*Files a request for another 12 young -legal age- hot chicks*
Fine, then the Jacks are the new Senate. First things first, let's get our pork barrel projects going and hire the cute interns. Second, let's impeach the frog and put me back in charge.
I take a couple days off, and CJ loses an election? How did that happen? What-what!
Fine, then the Jacks are the new Senate. First things first, let's get our pork barrel projects going and hire the cute interns. Second, let's impeach the frog and put me back in charge.I take a couple days off, and CJ loses an election? How did that happen? What-what!
Hey, long time no see PJ. Lord Callous didn't lose the election. It hasn't been held yet. The frogs are claiming that their candidate has won, without any votes being counted.
Ah...well, then, that's more like it! {Sets up bar.}
*leaves a note: MEET US AT THE POODLE HOUSE FOR A GONGA PARTEEE; YAY! PS: bring the robo-chicks and Panama's mobile bar*
How come they are aking over? Where's the revolt or the Plot? Or do you mean they are posting more than us? Well, the last its true...
So lets make an "Event" here and post lots.
My obvious suggestion: Partaaaay!
My second suggestion FOOTBAAAALLL!
Hey guys, the frogs and the poodles are taking over the boards. Are you all too drunk to do anything?
*BURP* Yes, we are.
Hey guys, the frogs and the poodles are taking over the boards. Are you all too drunk to do anything?*BURP* Yes, we are.
drunk on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBRAINS!
drunk on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBRAINS!Hey guys, the frogs and the poodles are taking over the boards. Are you all too drunk to do anything?*BURP* Yes, we are.
People seem to come and go out of this place. Don't we have any locks on the doors?
drunk on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBRAINS!Hey guys, the frogs and the poodles are taking over the boards. Are you all too drunk to do anything?*BURP* Yes, we are.
We're almost all robots here Mr. Nomad. You won't find any brains here. Try the thieves guild.
Hey guys, the thieves went on vacation. It's time for some mindless vandalism.
Hey guys! Check out all of the stuff the little blue guys and I took from the thieves!
So that's where all the Hero system books went!
Yep. With all of this loot we can give our hangout a gameroom. We can also extend the bar out a little. It's too small.
So that's where all the Hero system books went!
BTW, are those Courtfool's books?
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We're almost all robots here Mr. Nomad. You won't find any brains here. Try the thieves guild.drunk on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBRAINS!Hey guys, the frogs and the poodles are taking over the boards. Are you all too drunk to do anything?*BURP* Yes, we are.
I wouldn't go looking there either. Not enough brains to feed a starving bllod worm.
*A knife is once more stuck to the wall. There is a note attached with one word written on it. Revenge.*
*Another dagger goes into the wall, inches from the Cultist's head.*
No, my long diatribe against the foul Jack menace was just eaten by that board-spanning monstrosity known as "The Thread Slaad". Honestly, I just didn't feel like rewriting it.
People seem to come and go out of this place. Don't we have any locks on the doors?drunk on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBRAINS!Hey guys, the frogs and the poodles are taking over the boards. Are you all too drunk to do anything?*BURP* Yes, we are.
Locked doors do not stop us...hiding in the attic of a mall does not stop us...setting sail on an ocean liner might stop us for a while!
Locked doors do not stop us...hiding in the attic of a mall does not stop us...setting sail on an ocean liner might stop us for a while!People seem to come and go out of this place. Don't we have any locks on the doors?drunk on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBRAINS!Hey guys, the frogs and the poodles are taking over the boards. Are you all too drunk to do anything?*BURP* Yes, we are.
Yeah, I know. I was a zombie before I was assimilated into a Jack. Maybe you should assimilate as well. We offer great perks!