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The Exchange

ooh loose change.


*Teleports in*
S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Sovereign Court

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.


Callous Jack wrote:
80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?
Someone get my gun.

0m9!!!!11!!!1


Callous Jack wrote:
80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?
Someone get my gun.

Here ya go! *hands CJ his gun*

Sovereign Court

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?
Someone get my gun.
Here ya go! *hands CJ his gun*

Why thank you.

*blam blam blam*


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?
Someone get my gun.
Here ya go! *hands CJ his gun*

Why thank you.

*blam blam blam*

0w 0w 0w!

*Fires 1337ning bolt*


Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

Sovereign Court

Frat Jack wrote:
Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.


Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

I left the RPG under the couch.


Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

lightning bolts?! I want one, shoot me, shoot me, It'll power me up for the whole weekend! :D


Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

lightning bolts?! I want one, shoot me, shoot me, It'll power me up for the whole weekend! :D

Is that a new drink? Cool name. Probably better than Monster Bombs. Set me up with one! Better yet, a round for the house!


*Brings in her master's invitation to the Devil & Jason Nelson thread.*

Smurf!


Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

You'll like this! *Hands Callous a bazooka* *has one for himself and shoots at the odd creature*

The Exchange

Posting Blitz!

Scarab Sages

Wow, I go away for a little while, and the thread falls into the archives....

Begins setting up his kitchen again

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!


All righty!

Hungry Jack™ and cold beer. It don't get no better than this! :)

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® was wondering what had happened to his post. Apparently, it got stuck in some kind of temporal rift.

Hungry Jack®! YUM!


Yes it does. Add some automatic weapons!

*opens a case full of brand new 'toys'*


Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!


Where are the kobolds for target practice?


*drops copy of PlayPoodle and runs for cover*

AAAIIIIIEEEEE!


Get it, boys!

*grabs an AR-15 and slams in a new mag*


I prefer the combat shottie myself.

*clicks a drum mag into the new shotgun*

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!!!

Me likey!


*shakes fist in defiance*


Kobold Clever wrote:
*shakes fist in defiance*

*empties clip into stupid kobold*


Jack Hammer wrote:
Kobold Clever wrote:
*shakes fist in defiance*
*empties clip into stupid kobold*

I'm not cleaning that up!


Here's something you can clean up!

*leaves landmine by the front door*

Scarab Sages

Your family is the most important thing to our family. So make tonight’s meal special – make it a Hungry Jack® night! Your family will thank you for it, and so will ours.


Ack! Poodle attack! Repel the wanna-be border collies!

*opens fire with a new Uzi*

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® sees that the boss is still around, also Frat Jack and Jack's Right Hand Man.

But where are Hungry Jack®'s other Jack brethren:

Malice Jack?
Un-Callous Jack?
Cultist of Jack?
Jack of all Trades?
Panama Jack?


Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack® sees that the boss is still around, also Frat Jack and Jack's Right Hand Man.

But where are Hungry Jack®'s other Jack brethren:

Malice Jack?
Un-Callous Jack?
Cultist of Jack?
Jack of all Trades?
Panama Jack?

I'm here

Scarab Sages

And where is the monkey?!?

Hungry Jack® remembers a MONKEY!!!

Where is Jackanapes?!?!?

Scarab Sages

Did Hungry Jack® scare everyone away?

Hungry Jack® breakfast products – because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.


*listens to the crickets chirping*

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has not seen this thread for some time, but would like to see it make a comeback.

Scarab Sages

Did you know that Hungry Jack® products are perfect for making unbeatable desserts your family will love? That's why everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack™ for dessert!

Sovereign Court

Where's my beer pie?


gimps into the thread

Why is our chef talking in the 3rd person? Beer deprivation?

Here's some beer bread.


Where's a thief when we need him? We need a good Jack-a-pult.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Where's a thief when we need him? We need a good Jack-a-pult.

No thieves, no poodles, and someone liberated all the peasants. Dark times, these are.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Where's a thief when we need him? We need a good Jack-a-pult.
No thieves, no poodles, and someone liberated all the peasants. Dark times, these are.

Someone liberated the peasants? Dark times indeed. It feels like I'm locked in some kind of politically correct nightmare.

Sovereign Court

There's always Crimson Jester...


So, what's the difference btwn oral and anal thermometers?

Spoiler:
The taste!


Callous Jack wrote:
There's always Crimson Jester...

I think he's renamed himself the Pale Rose Jester. It's just not the same. It's like I'm punting my mom.


While construction slowed and droned on in the background for months, there is a sudden swelling of noise and activity.

Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done?


R. S. Powerhouse wrote:

While construction slowed and droned on in the background for months, there is a sudden swelling of noise and activity.

Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done?

If you remembered the chillers to keep the porcelain nice and cool in the bathroom Frat should be all set.

And the Arms locker. It never hurts to have spares.

I really like the buffing wheels you attached to the barco loungers.


Is there a Jello pit? You know, for the wrestling. It'd be nice not to have to reassemble the portable one all the time.

Oh, and some sort of accomodations for Spike. He's starting to get pretty big....


Rawr!

Sovereign Court

I'm still waiting for my beer pie...

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