your bottle is irrelevant
Beer is irrelevant
your attacks on us are irrelevant
I counter your arguments with this: smurf.
um, I quite disagree: smurf
species 692 is no longer relevant
your arguments are flawed
Sorry buddy, you cant mess with smurf.
species 692 will also serve as Fridays menu item.
Edit:
Ah, useful, the smurf covering his ears in this case expecting a loud explosion.
Your attempts to amuse your self are flawed
Hey, paizomatix 4423, or whatever your name is, I just saw John Connor talking with Jean-Luc Picard down the street. They said you were a total sissy with less processing power than a TI graphing calculator circa 1992. They also made some disparaging remarks about your mom (and strangely, heathy's mom too), but I don't think those should be repeated.
If that doesn't work, I hear there's an opening in my office lunch room for a new vending machine. I bet you'd fit right in. You could assimilate two quarters from me and give me a snicker's bar.
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Beer is irrelevant
Beer is never Irrelevant!
SMURF!
we can not help but think the term" giving you a snicker's bar" is somehow a perverse pony fantasy
your weak, flawed pony ways are irrational to are unity
Hmm. Useful double post. Smurfy! But seriously, in this circumstance, the 'paizomatix' nomenclature, I have just realised, reminds me of some of the Gauls in the Asterix series.
Edit:
I believe that the village blacksmith was 'Fullyautomatix'...
Yeah...Relevent and testi...hic!
Anoder un Lumberjack?...hic!
If your beer is like your rum
It is less then irrelevant
Who cares!...
Gluglugluglugluglug...
Gimme some of that brew!
*glug*
OK...bar's open. Golem-Jacks and Man-Jacks on the right, invaders on the left. {Lines up glasses, begins mixing and serving.}
one bourbon, one scotch, one beer
*slides a fifty to the bartender*
Feelin' bluesy, are we? {PJ sets 'em up.}
One MacAllan 16yr, one Talisker Cadenhead , one Chimay white label.
*slides the bartender a grand*.
Here you are. {Sets change on bar.} I say, maybe I'll have a Chimay myself. Rather slow tonight. We usually have invasions.
Flew in from Cabo just to see the running of the assimilated. I heard the Matix's, automatix, unimatix snd domomatix, where going to be fearce in this years run.
I wish they would be fierce elsewhere...I object to their aggressive assimilationist behaviour.
They fierced in Rome once. Nearly tore down the whole stadium. but that was way back when Ferdamatix was running.
Your wishes are irrelevant
Your sounding a bit uptight, why don't oil up those gears and relax a bit.
*Bartender a drink for this fellow. Make it something soft so he can assililate it*.
The rum is weak, and flawed
Sits at the bar
PJ hit me up with a good mixer. I need to get my Bend on after all this fending off assimilation.
Lazy Maple Crescent Pull-Aparts
Ingredients:
• 1/4 cup butter or margarine
• 1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1/4 cup chopped pecans or walnuts
• 1 (8 oz.) can refrigerated crescent dinner rolls
• 1 tablespoon sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. In 8 or 9-inch ungreased round cake pan, combine butter, brown sugar and syrup. Place in oven for 2 to 4 minutes or until butter melts. Blend well. Sprinkle with pecans.
2. REMOVE dough from can in 2 rolled sections. DO NOT UNROLL DOUGH. Cut each roll of dough into 6 slices. Combine sugar and cinnamon in small bowl. Dip both sides of each slice in sugar mixture. Arrange slices over butter mixture in pan. Sprinkle with any remaining sugar mixture.
3. BAKE 17 to 23 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 1 minute. Invert onto serving plate. Serve warm.
Yield: 6 servings (12 rolls)
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 20 min
Sounds yummy, but any recipes that will get rid of metal assimilation-things?
No but we will assimilate that recipe
Callous Jack wrote: Dammit, now I'm hungry. How would Borg stew taste to you dread lord?
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Dammit, now I'm hungry. How would Borg stew taste to you dread lord? Gamey.
Your stew making skills are weak and flawed
*lights up a cigar*
I got this one from my cousing Bender, He's mexican as well you know?
Buuuuuuurp!
*Belches with a flame jet*
Mexican cigars are Irrelevant.
Its not Mexican! jeezzz... we need to educate this robot fellow...
*lights up a Cuban cigar for Matiz*
Cuban cigar's are irrelevant
Cuban cigars are not irrelevant. They’re imported.
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Dammit, now I'm hungry. How would Borg stew taste to you dread lord? Pruney.
Today's menu is 692, seared with lemon juice and pepper served on lightly toasted bread.
This guy makes great meals, trust me.
Unless they have assimilated Emeril or Alton Brown the only food made by a machine that I will ever eat is candy from a vending machine.
Can we turn it into a beer keg instead?
Frat Jack wrote: Can we turn it into a beer keg instead? have them cut down a few trees first so we can have a lager.
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