I find them highly relevant ..thus the 'malice' part of my name.
How about throwing axes!
Attack 1d20+10=30
Confirm Crit 1d20+10=30
Damage 4d10+20=57
PWND!!
Your axes are irrelevant.
Your attacks are futile
your denial is irrelevant
We should get this Matix robot a "lighten-up" program upgrade. I could share some of mine, got plenty of it.
*cheers for lighten-up* software!*
We should get this Matix robot a "lighten-up" program upgrade. I could share some of mine, got plenty of it.
*cheers for lighten-up* software!*
*MORE CHEERS!!!*
Your software up grade is irrelevant
*Distracts Matix robot with a *The Matrix DVD* and installs "lighten-up" software on Matix robot*
There, but this buddy its an old model, it may no work.
Failure is common with such flawed creatures as you
But there is hope for you
Hey boss, can we keep the Matix robot, please please oh please, can we keep it?
*Runs "sad puppy eyes" program*
It would make a lovely talky door weight! o pretty pleeeease....?
You're still a bunch of losers. Join a real cult.
HeY!
You're still a bunch of losers. Join a real cult.
Anybody who has "My Little Pony" as an avatar doesn't have the right to call anybody else a loser. Your cult's assimilation into the Jack's is just a matter of time.
The pony is flawed. It's legs are not in the correct space, nor do they have a correct size.
It is a flawed weak creature fit only for annihilation
Or stew
Actually, in this fashionable club, we prefer Panama Jack's Sun Tanning Oils...as you might have guessed.
That hat is an affront to unity and order.
You're still here, eh? I was up in the smoking room, waiting for you to leave. Maybe one of these will go some way towards adjusting your obnoxious assimilative ways. {Starts to hand him a Dark & Stormy, thinks better of it, and gives him the entire bottle of rum instead.}
You're still a bunch of losers. Join a real cult.Anybody who has "My Little Pony" as an avatar doesn't have the right to call anybody else a loser. Your cult's assimilation into the Jack's is just a matter of time.
I found the lyrics for your favorite song Sebastian. I'd appreciate all the Jacks sing them with me.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I comb and brush her hair.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Tie a ribbon to show how much I care
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I take her wherever I go.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
Oh I love her so.
I love you, My Little Pony *kiss*
Yes, yes...let's do it barbershop style!
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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I found the lyrics for your favorite song Sebastian. I'd appreciate all the Jacks sing them with me.My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I comb and brush her hair.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Tie a ribbon to show how much I care
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I take her wherever I go.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
Oh I love her so.
I love you, My Little Pony *kiss*
Riddle me this, Mr. Right Hand Man - is there anything that you do as the right hand man which does not involve you being coated in vaseline?
I didn't think so.
I found the lyrics for your favorite song Sebastian. I'd appreciate all the Jacks sing them with me.My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I comb and brush her hair.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Tie a ribbon to show how much I care
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I take her wherever I go.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
Oh I love her so.
I love you, My Little Pony *kiss*Riddle me this, Mr. Right Hand Man - is there anything that you do as the right hand man which does not involve you being coated in vaseline?
I didn't think so.
How little do you know about robots Sebastian. We use motor oil for that!
What kind of rum
What kind of rum
The only rum PJ sells and the only rum PJ gives away: Panama Jack Rum.
Your rum is then flawed.
I hardly see how taste is relevant to you...but perhaps the alcohol would have a beneficial effect...(begins pouring rum into the cyborg's mouth)
Your actions show flaws.
Your cult is weak
You rum is weak
You taste in hats is unfortunate
Ah! The alcohol must be taking effect! His command over possessive pronouns is malfunctioning!
You small thoughts are irrelevant
They are chaotic
Undisciplined
Without propose
We can give you understanding
Eh, who needs a purpose beyond 'get rich quick'?
We can bring order to chaos
Discipline to randomness
Eh, you're fighting a lost cause. All the law in Mechanus couldn't make this place not be a hotbed of chaos, just like we like it.
I PROPOSE that you find another PURPOSE for yourself, PrimaryAd. You see, we Jacks like our club the way it is...and your ongoing contrary assertions really don't effect us. {Pours a second bottle of inferior rum down the cyborg's gullet.}
It is you who have drawn us by your meddling in the works or order.
We are tireless
Your antics are Irrelevant
Haw, haw! O PAP, you are such a confused chap. And I'm surprised that a perfect piece of engineering like yourself would play the blame game. {Pours a further bottle of cheap rum into PAP}
Blame is Irrelevant
You rum is still bad
Haw, haw! O PAP, you are such a confused chap. And I'm surprised that a perfect piece of engineering like yourself would play the blame game. {Pours a further bottle of cheap rum into PAP}
Wow! This thing can down the booze. I'm glad you didn't put the good stuff down it.
Your use of bad rum is a flawed choice
Not flawed...bad rum for bad guests. Now, if you were a non-assimilating, invited guest, even, if I dare hope it, there were a Jack under all that hardware...that would be a different story, what-what!
The jack assimilation is flawed
You create flawed imperfect drones
Who serve bad imperfect rum
I'm no drone, you poor misinformed contraption! {Pours yet another bottle of PJ's rotgut into the 'borg}
You show the flawed form of your assimilation
You are a broken thing
Let us give you order
I'm assimilated to nothing, old bean. Perhaps I should invite a professional over to help you. {Empties another bottle into PAP}