You list the Paizo message board as your emergency contact number.
good one, I should do that next field trip for my sis.
You list the Paizo message board as your emergency contact number.
You tell the message board you are meeting a man you met on the internet for a carnal night of dominance and submission and if you are not heard from by Monday to contact your mother.
You post because your wife has yet to return with the theraflu and Paizo is the only thing keeping your body temperature below 103 degrees..
You post because your wife has yet to return with the theraflu and Paizo is the only thing keeping your body temperature below 103 degrees..
*licks Freehold DM*
You list the Paizo message board as your emergency contact number.You tell the message board you are meeting a man you met on the internet for a carnal night of dominance and submission and if you are not heard from by Monday to contact your mother.
And the messageboard already has your mother's phone number... and cell number!
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And the messageboard already has your mother's phone number... and cell number!You list the Paizo message board as your emergency contact number.You tell the message board you are meeting a man you met on the internet for a carnal night of dominance and submission and if you are not heard from by Monday to contact your mother.
"Mom how could you? Seeing another message board behind Dad's back!
I'm going to come from a broken home now (sob). leave me a message here when the divorce is final (sob)."You end a hot date with a supermodel early so you can check if anyone replied to your post.
Even at school, you prepare what you will say to a previous post from a friend.
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Checks Paizo website while on a date with a supermodel?Ok, I highly doubt anyone's that addicted. to anything really....
You end a hot date with a supermodel early so you can check if anyone replied to your post.
Far more believable. after all, she'll prolly have to randomly disappear to the washroom frequently to "freshen up" anyway. heck, you'd prolly have enough time accumulated to post a scathing response to something.
Reached 1,000 post in 45 days (yay!)
heck, you'd prolly have enough time accumulated to post a scathing response to something.
Not that it really takes too long. Scathing responses are rarely well thought out.
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heck, you'd prolly have enough time accumulated to post a scathing response to something.Not that it really takes too long. Scathing responses are rarely well thought out.
good point. but if you're on a hot date (supermodel or no) do you really have time to think about anything else? I can barely think about anything beyond "oh don't screw up. don't screw up. that's not funny. don't say that. she doesn't care. gah! you screwed up" even when i'm just around female friends, or women i'm trying to meet, or my brother/friend's girlfriends. or really people in general now that i think about it.
Your family knows the personality of your online friends just as well as your RL friends.
KC... my mother does not approve.
Bluff = 3 (s%&$!) I was just saying in general, of course I have no RL friends. I'm too cool... right?
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awkward!
I assume that it 4e jargon? Despite getting the books recentley, I still have trouble getting into them... I will try again tonight. sigh...
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I assume that it 4e jargon? Despite getting the books recentley, I still have trouble getting into them... I will try again tonight. sigh...4e, Eberron, and D20 Modern all use action points. In Star Wars they are called force points, but it's the same mechanic.
Savage Worlds has a version of them too, which I think fits that style of game more then Dnd, but just my opinion. not to be confused with anything important.
You post over and over on the Off-topic forums just to see your name on every single thread as the most recent post.
You point out that you already covered this sign on the first page.
Many of your aliases ignore you.
Yeah.. I get that.
When your aliases often argue amongst themselves.
When you attempt to gain political leverage by using many seperate aliases. *ahem* not guilty...
You are thinking of starting a rebellion against a large group in the off-topic forums, and you're already planning out the first strike.
Hehe...
You are thinking of starting a rebellion against a large group in the off-topic forums, and you're already planning out the first strike.
Everything is falling into place.
When you see a poodle, you start thinking of Llamas.
This said, yesterday morning when I was going to work I saw a man with a white poodle...and immediate reaction was "oh look, it's CourtFool".
This said, yesterday morning when I was going to work I saw a man with a white poodle...and immediate reaction was "oh look, it's CourtFool".
I am so flattered.