Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard Addict

[Kobold Catgirl]

Addict? Me? No I'm not, I can quit anytim--
Ooh, look, somebody just posted a new free-form roleplaying plot! Gottagobye!

[David Fryer]

Crimson Jester wrote:

you start threads that seem to die and then come back for 500 or more posts.

Good ideas never die, they just get put on the back burner to simmer for awhile.

[Ubermench]

You brag about how many times you have posted, (1,606 posts (2,095 including aliases).

[Gary Teter]

You know what the "focus" link does. And use it.

[CourtFool]

You hacked the "focus" link.

[Sebastian]

Gary Teter wrote:

You know what the "focus" link does. And use it.

...

There's a "focus" link?

[David Fryer]

You have ever googled your alises.

[Tarren Dei]

You think in terms of US-Pacific time and 'translate' events in your time zone into US-Pacific time just to keep track of them.

[Montalve]

meh
give me a bit more time
I am like a virus in the boards

[David Fryer]

Wedensday is your favorite day of the week, and not because the week is half over.

[David Fryer]

You use the introduction of another thread to resurrect this one.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

You worry that people miss you when you go a while without time for significant postings.

[CourtFool]

You tempt other Paizoans to use the introduction of another thread to resurrect this one.

[Tarren Dei]

People miss you when you don't post for a few days.

[Sharoth]

Tarren Dei wrote:

People miss you when you don't post for a few days.

Who are you? Do I know you?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

You're not only invested in your own choice of avatar, but in other people's choice of avatars.

[Tarren Dei]

* commences grazing *

Pssst, Mairkurion, a lot happened while you were gone. I'm tenure stream. Commence being jealous salad-face. ;-)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Congratulations, TD!

Spoiler:

That's great. The new Bevo look is good for you, too. Did you have to move?

[Hugo Solis]

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

[Lilith]

Hugo Solis wrote:

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

Hah-haaaaaaaaaaah! :D

[Hugo Solis]

Lilith wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

Hah-haaaaaaaaaaah! :D

*High-fives Lilith*

[flash_cxxi]

Hugo Solis wrote:

Lilith wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

Hah-haaaaaaaaaaah! :D

*High-fives Lilith*

Lilith and Hugo win.

End of Thread...

[David Fryer]

You start a crusade to extend threads about threads being too long into the longest thread ever.

[David Fryer]

Hugo Solis wrote:

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

You track Hugo's progress on Facebook.

[Sharoth]

Hugo Solis wrote:

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

You donate $$$ to said Fanzine to guarantee yourself a copy of it!

[Crimson Jester]

David Fryer wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

You track Hugo's progress on Facebook.

I resemble that remark.

[Crimson Jester]

Tarren Dei wrote:

People miss you when you don't post for a few days.

Or people don't and you wonder why not.

[David Fryer]

Crimson Jester wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

You launch yourself on an quest to make a 72 pages Pathfidner fanzine... Beat that! :P

You track Hugo's progress on Facebook.

I resemble that remark.

Really? And I'm not on your friend list? I'm insulted.

[David Fryer]

Most of your friends on Facebook come from the Paizo forums.

[Gamer Girrl]

You get sucked into signing up for Twitter, which you'd privately vowed never to do, because Paizo gives out hints about the upcoming release and other goodies in their Tweets :)

[Tarren Dei]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Congratulations, TD!

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

Yes, I'm packing now. Wanna by a house in Ottawa?

[Callous Jack]

Sharoth wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

People miss you when you don't post for a few days.

Who are you? Do I know you?

I think he's a lawyer.

[taig]

Callous Jack wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

People miss you when you don't post for a few days.

Who are you? Do I know you?

I think he's a lawyer.

He looks like one.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

You refuse to recognize when a thread ends.

TD--If only I had a position in Ottawa! Where to? Rumor said Calgary, was that correct?

[Tarren Dei]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You refuse to recognize when a thread ends.

TD--If only I had a position in Ottawa! Where to? Rumor said Calgary, was that correct?

Heading to eastern Quebec. Calgary would be nice. That would explain the bovine avatar, but no.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Really? I'll be in Montreal in Nov.

[flash_cxxi]

David Fryer wrote:

Most of your friends on Facebook come from the Paizo forums.

Well close to half of mine do, so...

[David Fryer]

Yeah, I know.

[lynora]

You hit refresh every couple minutes when the boards are down to see if they might possibly please be back up. :)

[CourtFool]

Your witty repartee is interrupted by the message boards being down at which point you curse Gary in Cheliaxian.

[Celestial Healer]

When you can't find a good post to respond to, you refresh the page, to see if there have been any good ones in the last three minutes.

[David Fryer]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You refuse to recognize when a thread ends.

Threads never end. It just takes awhile for new ideas to perculate.

[Gareth Darkstalker]

Anyone else restore their browser after their work computer has been unused for a week and find you were in mid-post when you shut it down?

[David Fryer]

You look at the reacent posts list and you or one of your aliases posted half of them, and four of the last five.

[Kassil]

David Fryer wrote:

You look at the reacent posts list and you or one of your aliases posted half of them, and four of the last five.

You have ever successfully filled the entire 'recent posts' box, some of which were posts of actual substance.

[David Fryer]

Most of your Facebook friends are from Paizo andthe boards.

[Orthos]

You necro this thread after six months.

[David Fryer]

Orthos wrote:

You necro this thread after six months.

Some threads deserve a second chance.

[Urizen]

Ayup. My lady asks me who all these frakkin' people on my friends list and why she hasn't met them. "Babe, that makes two of us." :P