I went in reverse once......
{finally dislodges self from chimney}
Cough, cough, so what did I miss?
piddles
{whispers:} I guess MoMo is sleeping in today.
It's quiet. Too quiet.
One of the neighbors asked that we turn down the what. I didn't realize a what was that noisy.
*from the Abyss* *yawn* Wow. I can't believe I overslept. Btw, welcome back, Miss Kitty. I look forward to punting you into orbit next week.
{finally dislodges self from chimney}
Cough, cough, so what did I miss?
Yay! Miss Kitty's back! *licks Miss Kitty*
I was licked once....
Looks like it's that special day again, when everyone has fun but me.
Oh, wait.....that's every day.
Looks like it's that special day again, when everyone has fun but me.
Oh, wait.....that's every day.
Don't worry, little guy. I think you're going to have a lot of fun today! *humps CDP*
I was licked once....
You and MoMo do get kinda kinky together. Yap! Yap!
It's Thursday. Which means tomorrow is Friday, the beginning of that thing called "the weekend", when everyone has fun.
Except me, of course.
Well I made my outfit out of cheese doodles. That should cheer you up!
Today's my favorite day. It's Poodle puntin' time!!!
I've never had a favorite day. Or a favorite anything. What's the point? It'd just be taken away anyway......
I've never had a favorite day. Or a favorite anything. What's the point? It'd just be taken away anyway......
*from the Abyss* I thought you always favored Mondays. You seem to enjoy yourself when I punt you into the stratosphere.
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If I enjoyed it, you'd probably stop doing it.
If I enjoyed it, you'd probably stop doing it.
Yeah, good point. *Punts CDP*
I had a point once.....
America sucks!!!! Vive le France!!!
Goddamn frenchie!
G***~*n frenchie!
Tomorrow I will take you back to Chirac. He will be so grateful. Perhaps he'll make me an ambassador!
Hit me with your best shot, you cheese-munching surrender monkey! I can take it!
Hit me with your best shot, you cheese-munching surrender monkey! I can take it!
Surrender monkey? Pfft! Everyone knows we French are ze bravest warriors on earth.
Hit me with your best shot, you cheese-munching surrender monkey! I can take it!Surrender monkey? Pfft! Everyone knows we French are ze bravest warriors on earth.
We'll see about that, froggie!
begins THE MAULING
Hit me with your best shot, you cheese-munching surrender monkey! I can take it!Surrender monkey? Pfft! Everyone knows we French are ze bravest warriors on earth.We'll see about that, froggie!
begins THE MAULING
*shows the white flag to CDP but it is too late as CDP mauls the Frenchie*
I love the taste of frenchie blood in the morning. Tastes like.......gouda cheese? WTF?!?
Does this mean that CDP is happy now?
Dronf!
Why bother? It never lasts....
*enters the Poodle House and casts a spell* *turns CDP and the other Poodles into Frenchies* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*adjusts his beret* Sacre Bleu!!! This sucks!!! Stupid MoMo!!!! CDP, we can't let him get away with this!!!
*adjusts his beret* Sacre Bleu!!! This sucks!!! Stupid MoMo!!!! CDP, we can't let him get away with this!!!
<Sighs and shakes his head. Hands Cockpoo a white flag.>
Now that you're French you're going to need that. You're also going to have to resign yourself to letting people get away with things. But on the plus side you can get away with being rude.
{wakes up from extended narcoleptic nap} Frenchy, moi? Zhat is outrageous! I am Catalonian on my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former kennelmate's side.
{wakes up from extended narcoleptic nap} Frenchy, moi? Zhat is outrageous! I am Catalonian on my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former kennelmate's side.
Poor Miss Kitty. It's affecting you as well. We've got to get to ze bottom of zees before it gets worse. Wait a minute. "Ze"? "Zees"? Oh noes! *passes out*
puts on his blue war paint
You can take my cheese, but you'll never take....MY MISERY!!!!
*from the Abyss* CDP, do you enjoy being a Frenchie?
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....
Not even your Hippeh chew toy?
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....
*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom.
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom.
Yep, CDP is good at reaching my bottom.
Yep, CDP is good at reaching my bottom.I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom.
Disgusting vermin! *punts Snarky*
All these butt sniffing dogs need to get a life. :-)
Butt sniffing is a dog's life. And you smell of anchovies.
Butt sniffing is a dog's life. And you smell of anchovies.
I most certainly do not. I roll in elderberries on a daily basis. ;-)
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom.
You also forgot...I always find a new bottom to reach. Always.
Dang it, we all slept through Hump Day. Maybe my narcolepsy is contagious? Or there might be a gas leak in here?
Hey, this year, April Courtfool's fell on a Hump Day!
Hey, this year, April Courtfool's fell on a Hump Day!
Hi, Miss Kitty! I have a few tricks that I want to show ya! *humps Miss Kitty*