Raise of the Poodle Lords


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It's just a model.


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Iä!Iä!Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

OMG! OMG! OMG! RUN FOR IT!!! CTHULU IS GOING TO EAT US ALL!!! YIPE YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!

WORST! It may try to HUMPS us!!!

YipeYipeYipeYipeYipeYipeYipeYipeYipeYipeYipeYipe

*runs in circles*


Look...just think of it as a giant squeaky toy.


Llamafrog wrote:

O.o Are you serious?

*epic confused look while the humping continues*

Totally, then again, she is inflatable. Seriously, who wants to hump a tubby bag of lard?


Cockapoo wrote:
CTHULU IS GOING TO EAT US ALL!!!

Been there. Done that.


CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
CTHULU IS GOING TO EAT US ALL!!!
Been there. Done that.

I forgot that you had humped him instead of running like we did. That's why you're the Alpha Poodle! *Licks Courtfool*


Cockapoo wrote:
That's why you're the Alpha Poodle!

It is? All this time I thought it was because of my poofy, white tail. Yap! Starts chasing his tail.


CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
That's why you're the Alpha Poodle!
It is? All this time I thought it was because of my poofy, white tail. Yap! Starts chasing his tail.

Well, that too! YAP! YAP!


CDP, a Monday is approaching us very rapidly. Hide!


Cockapoo wrote:
CDP, a Monday is approaching us very rapidly. Hide!

*hides under the couch*


Look...just think of Monday as a great big squeaky toy.

Hmmm...that analogy doesn't work as well.


Cockapoo wrote:
CDP, a Monday is approaching us very rapidly. Hide!

It's really no use. They always find me.....


*humps Monday*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*humps Monday*

FTW


I never win anything.....


I won something once...


Cockapoo wrote:
I won something once...

I won something twice; a coupon for a free dinner to a restaurant for two and a Dragonlance book.


I was attacked by a guy with a lance once.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was attacked by a guy with a lance once.....

I was attacked by Lance Bass once.


This one time...at bandcamp...

Wait. I've never been to bandcamp.

Do they have humping there?


I was dognapped by a band once.....


CourtFool wrote:

This one time...at bandcamp...

Wait. I've never been to bandcamp.

Do they have humping there?

Apparently you've never seen the 4th American Pie movie.


Today just sucks....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Today just sucks....

*humps CDP*


It's not even Monday. Unless *gasp* you've been using the...Time Machine.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

It's not even Monday. Unless *gasp* you've been using the...Time Machine.

I stole one from H.G. Wells once.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

It's not even Monday. Unless *gasp* you've been using the...Time Machine.

No, I didn't use a time machine. Today just sucks.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

It's not even Monday. Unless *gasp* you've been using the...Time Machine.

No, I didn't use a time machine. Today just sucks.

*humps CDP some more*


Oh joy, it's Hump Day. That means my fur is going to get all messed up.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
That means my fur is going to get all messed up.

Yeah, probably. *Humps CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh joy, it's Hump Day. That means my fur is going to get all messed up.

I like that "just been humped" look.


G$%*$%n frenchies.


What's wrong, Sumo?


Better to ask what isn't wrong. Much shorter list.


Would a hump help?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Would a hump help?

It couldn't hurt.


Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Would a hump help?
It couldn't hurt.

Famous last words......


AAAAAAHHHHHHH......Frenchies!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Would a hump help?
It couldn't hurt.
Famous last words......

Do your worst!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
AAAAAAHHHHHHH......Frenchies!!!!

Oh no! We're doomed! *whimpers and runs under the couch*


CDP's Uncle Jacko after being dared to steal from a restaraunt garbage can

Well, it couldn't hurt....

Days later, they had a new item on their menu and a new rug on the floor....


I have a contribution.

Liberty's Edge

Snarky Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh joy, it's Hump Day. That means my fur is going to get all messed up.
I like that "just been humped" look.

{saunters in wearing latex kerchief and rhinestone sunglasses}

"Yap-yap-ah-ah-ah!
Squeak-toy-rom-mum-mah!
Landmine-oo-la-la!
Want your bad poodle"

Liberty's Edge

"I want your Hump Day
I want all your fleas
I want your milkbone
As long as it's free
I want your hump
Hump-hump-hump
I want your hump"

Liberty's Edge

"I want your pet shop
The punt of your foot
I want your fiery trolling in my thread
I want your hump
Hump-hump-hump
I want your hump"

{escorted out by Doberman entourage before pupperazi show up}


Lady Pood Pood wrote:

"I want your pet shop

The punt of your foot
I want your fiery trolling in my thread
I want your hump
Hump-hump-hump
I want your hump"

{escorted out by Doberman entourage before pupperazi show up}

*tilts head*


Sect see!


Woah! Who's the new girl?


Yikes... I almost missed Hump Day!

*Humps Rusty*


Llamafrog wrote:

Yikes... I almost missed Hump Day!

*Humps Rusty*

Care for a three way?

*humps Llamafrog while he humps Rusty*

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