Shouldn't you have some sort of rubberized coating? Otherwise, touching a rust mon- oh well, nevermind.
Like the Phoenix, I arise from my own ashes.
Shouldn't you have some sort of rubberized coating? Otherwise, touching a rust mon- oh well, nevermind.
Um, yeah, it's interesting, to say the least.
I had the strangest dream I was mauled by a dire corgie.
Ow, my most of me.
*replaces CDP's meds with sprees and tic-tacs*
As long as you don't use skittles. I've seen how those are made. {shudders}
I had the strangest dream I was mauled by a dire corgie.
Ow, my most of me.
*replaces CDP's meds with sprees and tic-tacs*
Dire corgis are mean sumb&@!@es. From what I've heard...
THIS!
It burrrrrrrrns us, my precious!
Also, THIS!
{eyes cross, thunks over on floor, twitches, drools}
*hides under the carpet*
Damn Mondays.
Don't worry, today is a national holiday; assuming you're in the U.S.
Don't worry, today is a national holiday; assuming you're in the U.S.
Ah, Monday. The best day of the week. Which one of you poodles would like to become a rug?
Monday! Yap!
I think the Doggy Door of Doom let him in.
I'm in the mood for potassium.
<Disintegrates a bunch of bananas>
Oooo! Give it to me until I am red, white and blue!
I think the Doggy Door of Doom let him in.
*Flaps menacingly*
I think the Doggy Door of Doom let him in.*Flaps menacingly*
*flaps wings meancingly at DDoD*
CAW!
Don't worry, today is a national holiday; assuming you're in the U.S.
Ack! I was in Italy! Fortunately I was able to hide in a fountain.
SNEAK-A-HUMP!
Happy Hump Day! Now where's Fifi?
How come we never have humpback whales for Hump Day?
Happy Hump Day! Now where's Fifi?
How come we never have humpback whales for Hump Day?
How come we never have humpback whales for Hump Day?
'cause they can't fit through the Doggy Door of Doom?
How come we never have humpback whales for Hump Day?'cause they can't fit through the Doggy Door of Doom?
Or maybe cause the don't don't get it up like poodles?
Tomorrow is Friday and I have a game. I am so excited I would hump myself if I could.
*humps CourtFool for old times sake, then searches him for tasty ticks*
Ooo! I think I picked some up from the Jack's clubhouse.
humps CourtFool, then downs some meds with a shot of vodka
humps CourtFool, then downs some meds with a shot of vodka
leaves the thread again
Yap!
Yap! Yap!
…
Yap! Yap! Yap!
*drags his butt on the carpet*
Oh yeah. A little lower.
Oh yeah. A little lower.
Yappity yap yap!
takes some meds, chases them with a shot of rum, then humps Courtfool
Can I be taking advantage of Sumo if he is the one humping me? Bah! Who cares!
Give it to me, big boy!
hands Courtfool his meds and a bottle of rum