HUMP DAY!!!!
pops some meds, then humps the carpet, the sofa, a chair, some of the other poodles, a squeaky toy, an old blanket.....
*humps Fifi*
*humps Fifi*
*humps the Humpday Monster*
*humps the Humpday Monster**humps Fifi*
Ooh yeah. Give it to me. I've been a bad monster.
Humpday, yay!
*Humps a mirror*
Humpday, yay!
*Humps a mirror*
There's enough room over here with us big boy!
humps the mailman, then mauls him
humps the mailman, then mauls him
The beret was a dead giveaway that he was French.
*Humps CDP meds*
Arff
runs through the thread and smashes into the wall
*humps Fifi and starts a humping train*
*humps Fifi and starts a humping train*
*Humps Llamafrog to continue the love train*
*humps Fifi and starts a humping train**Humps Llamafrog to continue the love train*
*humps Cockapoo to contine the love train*
downs some meds and runs around in a circle
*Downs some of CDP's meds and runs around in a triangle*
*Downs some of CDP's meds and runs around in a triangle*
Not to be obtuse, but what's your point?
What's the brain-bleach equivalent for puns?
*Downs some of CDP's meds and runs around in a triangle*Not to be obtuse, but what's your point?
He tri-ed.
He tri-ed.*Downs some of CDP's meds and runs around in a triangle*Not to be obtuse, but what's your point?
You're pretty acute for a canine.
*Grabs miss Kitty, humps her, and continues the love train*
downs a 5th of tequila and humps the TV
downs a 5th of tequila and humps the TV
That explains the stain on the screen and why I have no idea what is going on on Lost.
I mean, 'Smokey' seemed more like 'Foggy'.
{awakens from passing out during Llamafrog's humpfest, rubs self all over the Spotty Carpet to wipe off the shame}
*humps miss kitty too*
{awakens from passing out during Llamafrog's humpfest, rubs self all over the Spotty Carpet to wipe off the shame}
Oh the Felinity!
Oh the... Salinity? Kitty, have you been rubbing on a salt block?
AUGH! Poodles everywhere! The Horror, the Horror! {crawls under couch cushions to hide}
AUGH! Poodles everywhere! The Horror, the Horror! {crawls under couch cushions to hide}
The couch told me that it's like a cave under there. Are there stalactites and stalagmites?
drags his butt across the carpet
drags his butt across the carpet
{also drags her butt on carpet, races Sumo across the room}
AUGH! Poodles everywhere! The Horror, the Horror! {crawls under couch cushions to hide}The couch told me that it's like a cave under there. Are there stalactites and stalagmites?
"My Dog, it's full of stars!"
drags his butt across the carpet{also drags her butt on carpet, races Sumo across the room}
Butt draggster race!
*joins the race*
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
drags his butt across the carpet{also drags her butt on carpet, races Sumo across the room}Butt draggster race!
*joins the race*
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Noooooooo! You're gonna give me rug burn!
ACK!
*bursts into flames*
drags his butt across the carpet{also drags her butt on carpet, races Sumo across the room}Butt draggster race!
*joins the race*
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Noooooooo! You're gonna give me rug burn!
ACK!
*bursts into flames*
*Pees on Spotty Carpet to put out the flames* *Upchucks on the carpet due to all the excitement* YAP! YAP!
rolls in all the carpet decorations
sigh
No more Lost. I loved that show. Vincent was one of my favorites, even if he wasn't a poodle. And Kate - I'd love to hump that! YAP!
Do you have to be a poodle to join in on the fun in here?
Do you have to be a poodle to join in on the fun in here?
Absolutely not.
*humps Empyreal Guardian*
*pets Snarky Poodle*
Would you mind if I brushed you?
*looks through his cookbook trying to decide if he wants fried Poodle or baked Poodle today*
*pets Snarky Poodle*
Would you mind if I brushed you?
I kind of like my fur matted. It adds character.
*looks through his cookbook trying to decide if he wants fried Poodle or baked Poodle today*
Poodle kabobs!
Wait a minute, I probably shouldn't have suggested that...
Drops a landmine, walks around and sniffs it.
~roses~