I had a gurff exterior once......
You must have mistaken my brother, The Humpday Monster, for me. That would be something he would do. BTW, my name isn't &^*%$*$ MoMo you mangy cat!*gets ingredients ready in order to make Poodle Stew* Yummy!Ummmm, Mr. Assange just released pics of you dancing in wildflowers, singing "Sound of Music," and playing with bunnies. It kinda undermines your tough-monster image, MoMo.Well, this photo must be photoshopped... it looks like HuMo is giving you a good humping.
Ooooo, here's a pic of MoMo at a Justin Bieber concert! Awwww, you're really a nice MoMo under that gruff exterior.
*looks nervous* Lies.....all lies, damn you!!!.
I kind of miss Court fool. He was entertaining at the least.
I'm hoping he'll return soon. YAP!
I kind of miss Court fool. He was entertaining at the least.
I was missed once.....
*whispers to camera guy*
Now if I can just catch one of these poodles, I should have enough protein to sustain me through hibernation this winter. You should never try to catch a poodle though unless you're very hungry, they're rife with disease. Make sure when you cook them you scorch off all the hair and gut them properly or else you could end up with dysentery, scabies, or worse.
*creeps forward slowly*
I kind of miss Court fool. He was entertaining at the least.I was missed once.....
Yeah, but that Frenchie didn't miss you on the second try.
*whispers to camera guy*
Now if I can just catch one of these poodles, I should have enough protein to sustain me through hibernation this winter. You should never try to catch a poodle though unless you're very hungry, they're rife with disease. Make sure when you cook them you scorch off all the hair and gut them properly or else you could end up with dysentery, scabies, or worse.
*creeps forward slowly*
YIPE! *Runs under the couch*
Yeah, but that Frenchie didn't miss you on the second try.I kind of miss Court fool. He was entertaining at the least.I was missed once.....
True. And it still hurts when the rains are coming on.
Damn frenchie!
Yeah, but that Frenchie didn't miss you on the second try.I kind of miss Court fool. He was entertaining at the least.I was missed once.....True. And it still hurts when the rains are coming on.
Damn frenchie!
Frenchies.....Grrrrr!!!
*whispers to camera guy*
Now if I can just catch one of these poodles, I should have enough protein to sustain me through hibernation this winter. You should never try to catch a poodle though unless you're very hungry, they're rife with disease. Make sure when you cook them you scorch off all the hair and gut them properly or else you could end up with dysentery, scabies, or worse.
*creeps forward slowly*
I hear the carpet is full of protein and trace minerals. {hides in closet}
YIPE! *Runs under the couch**whispers to camera guy*
Now if I can just catch one of these poodles, I should have enough protein to sustain me through hibernation this winter. You should never try to catch a poodle though unless you're very hungry, they're rife with disease. Make sure when you cook them you scorch off all the hair and gut them properly or else you could end up with dysentery, scabies, or worse.
*creeps forward slowly*
Eep! *runs in circles*
I hear the carpet is full of protein and trace minerals. {hides in closet}*whispers to camera guy*
Now if I can just catch one of these poodles, I should have enough protein to sustain me through hibernation this winter. You should never try to catch a poodle though unless you're very hungry, they're rife with disease. Make sure when you cook them you scorch off all the hair and gut them properly or else you could end up with dysentery, scabies, or worse.
*creeps forward slowly*
What kind of trace minerals? Oh god, they're radioactive now aren't they! Aiyiyi!
When did we get a radio? Does it get a station playing Christmas music?
MoMo? Where are you? We need our Monday morning abuse!
MoMo?
Anyone?
Guys?
sniff
goes off to the corner to mope
MoMo?
Anyone?
Guys?
sniff
*struts into the room wearing a MoMo mask and wielding a wiffle bat*
Rawr! I am the fearsome Monday Monster! Grrr! I hate you poodles! I would do something about you, but I'm really a big wus! I'm just doing this act to compensate for a combination of small genitalia and the fact that my mother doesn't love me! Rawr! At night I go home and cry into my plate of Spaghetti-O's! I also don't want anyone to know I wet the bed! Fear me! Rawr!
I cried into a plate of Spaghetti-O's once. Does that make me a bad poodle?
MoMo?
Anyone?
Guys?
sniff
*struts into the room wearing a MoMo mask and wielding a wiffle bat*
Rawr! I am the fearsome Monday Monster! Grrr! I hate you poodles! I would do something about you, but I'm really a big wus! I'm just doing this act to compensate for a combination of small genitalia and the fact that my mother doesn't love me! Rawr! At night I go home and cry into my plate of Spaghetti-O's! I also don't want anyone to know I wet the bed! Fear me! Rawr!
At least I have genitalia you fixed #&^%$@!!! I'll teach you to ridicule me!!! *smacks Snarky with a bat*
I cried into a plate of Spaghetti-O's once. Does that make me a bad poodle?
Yes. *whacks with a bat*
#&^%$@!!! I'll teach you to ridicule me!!! *smacks Snarky with a bat*MoMo?
Anyone?
Guys?
sniff
*struts into the room wearing a MoMo mask and wielding a wiffle bat*
Rawr! I am the fearsome Monday Monster! Grrr! I hate you poodles! I would do something about you, but I'm really a big wus! I'm just doing this act to compensate for a combination of small genitalia and the fact that my mother doesn't love me! Rawr! At night I go home and cry into my plate of Spaghetti-O's! I also don't want anyone to know I wet the bed! Fear me! Rawr!
Yipe! It's the real Monday Monster!
*hides*
I cried into a plate of Spaghetti-O's once. Does that make me a bad poodle?Yes. *whacks with a bat*
Come on! Hit me some more! I deserve it! I'm a bad poodle!! So very bad!
Come on! Hit me some more! I deserve it! I'm a bad poodle!! So very bad!I cried into a plate of Spaghetti-O's once. Does that make me a bad poodle?Yes. *whacks with a bat*
Sounds good to me you little perv. *whack* *knocks CDP across the room*
wakes up next to a hole in the wall shaped like his head
Hey! Where'd MoMo go?
looks at the clock
Oh! It's Tuesday now.
wakes up next to a hole in the wall shaped like his head
Hey! Where'd MoMo go?
looks at the clock
Oh! It's Tuesday now.
Yay. Tuesday is much better than Monday. We don't have to worry about MoMo working out his abandonment issues.
Poor MoMo. Sometimes I think he needs to maul an old french dude. Might make him feel better.
Poor MoMo. Sometimes I think he needs to maul an old french dude. Might make him feel better.
{peeks out of closet} I thought MoMo was an old French dude. He smells like French cheese and old cigarettes.
Poor MoMo. Sometimes I think he needs to maul an old french dude. Might make him feel better.{peeks out of closet} I thought MoMo was an old French dude. He smells like French cheese and old cigarettes.
Doesn't mean he can't maul one either. I do it all the time.
Poor MoMo. Sometimes I think he needs to maul an old french dude. Might make him feel better.{peeks out of closet} I thought MoMo was an old French dude. He smells like French cheese and old cigarettes.
I smell like that too, plus old fish. Oh god, does that make me french!? Ack, somebody get that beret off of me! Is that a baguette? Awhonhonhonhonhonhon. No, i'm changing!
Laugh at me while you can vermin. Time is on my side and your heads will soon be mounted in my den. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
wiggles his backside at MoMo
wiggles his backside at MoMo
Don't mind if I do...
*humps CDP*
What the hell?!? That crazy zombie must have gotten into my meds again!
YAY! HUMPDAY!!!
gets in an early morning romp around the yard before the Humpday Monster shows up
Are you waiting for me? Here I am! *humps the zombie*
Are you waiting for me? Here I am! *humps the zombie*YAY! HUMPDAY!!!
gets in an early morning romp around the yard before the Humpday Monster shows up
{looks in Bestiary II} Wow, some strange-a** houserules going on... the ju-ju zombie entry doesn't mention anything about liking humping.
{looks in Bestiary II} Wow, some strange-a** houserules going on... the ju-ju zombie entry doesn't mention anything about liking humping.Are you waiting for me? Here I am! *humps the zombie*YAY! HUMPDAY!!!
gets in an early morning romp around the yard before the Humpday Monster shows up
I think everybody likes a good humping! *humps Miss Kitty*
I kind of miss Court fool. He was entertaining at the least.I'm hoping he'll return soon. YAP!
The poodle lord and Mr Callous Jack are missing...maybe they eloped?
I went missing once. And nobody ever realized it.......
The poodle lord and Mr Callous Jack are missing...maybe they eloped?I kind of miss Court fool. He was entertaining at the least.I'm hoping he'll return soon. YAP!
I heard that they put Callous Jack's brain into CourtFool's bottom and now they spend all day chasing each other.
Ah, true love...
I went missing once. And nobody ever realized it.......
I noticed it. I didn't have one of my favorite humping partners anymore. *humps CDP*
I went missing once. And nobody ever realized it.......I noticed it. I didn't have one of my favorite humping partners anymore. *humps CDP*
*humps HuMo*
*Puts on a Barry White CD* *dims the lights*
Hi there! Come here often?
Hi there! Come here often?
Less talk, more action! *powerhumps CDP*
Ooohh....give it to me big boy!
*rolls cameras for Poodles Gone Wild*
Is that 70's music I hear?