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Does being an Emu Vampire mean you have feathers? Do you sleep in a nest instead of a coffin?

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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Does being an Emu Vampire mean you have feathers? Do you sleep in a nest instead of a coffin?

Someone needs to write up and post a vampiric bird


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Does being an Emu Vampire mean you have feathers? Do you sleep in a nest instead of a coffin?

*sob* I just want to be loved...


Crimson Jester wrote:
Someone needs to write up and post a vampiric bird

You do that. I'll settle for humping Emu until and egg pops out. or, maybe I'll just maul him like I would a frenchie.....


Crimson Jester wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Does being an Emu Vampire mean you have feathers? Do you sleep in a nest instead of a coffin?
Someone needs to write up and post a vampiric bird

Count Peckula?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Someone needs to write up and post a vampiric bird
You do that. I'll settle for humping Emu until and egg pops out. or, maybe I'll just maul him like I would a frenchie.....

Good puppy. I don't understand why my French friend Angsty says so many bad things about you poodles.


Careful, if he/she/it lays eggs, hesheit might be a slaad in disguise.

Dark Archive

adds decoy chew toy

Spoiler:

its actually a hump toy


Went out in the snow today - man that shit is cold on the family jewels!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Went out in the snow today - man that s!@* is cold on the family jewels!

It's easier if you've been fixed.

Yap!


Tries to help Sumo keep warm by humping him.


Did you all realize France is the best place to live? I'm sure that's a surprise to CDP.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Did you all realize France is the best place to live? I'm sure that's a surprise to CDP.

I'll be more impressed with France if they get universal poodle health care. YAP! YAP!


Cockapoo wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Did you all realize France is the best place to live? I'm sure that's a surprise to CDP.

I'll be more impressed with France if they get universal poodle health care. YAP! YAP!

I'd be more impressed with France if it wasn't full of Frenchmen.

Yap!


I'll be more impressed with France once their chicks start shaving their armpit hair.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Did you all realize France is the best place to live? I'm sure that's a surprise to CDP.

I'll be more impressed with France if they get universal poodle health care. YAP! YAP!

I'd be more impressed with France if it wasn't full of Frenchmen.

Yap!

As much as I dislike the French, they're a necessary evil. We hafta have someone to bite and blame all our problems on.


CourtFool wrote:
I'll be more impressed with France once their chicks start shaving their armpit hair.

*shudder* Those chicks have more fur than we do.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Did you all realize France is the best place to live? I'm sure that's a surprise to CDP.

Don't make me destroy you!


Man, it's been a while since I was last here.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Did you all realize France is the best place to live? I'm sure that's a surprise to CDP.

Don't make me destroy you!

Make sure to use non-ferrous materials.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Man, it's been a while since I was last here.

Humps Poodle Jack Slaad to make him feel welcome.


yap


That new girl looks kinda spooky.

Oh well.

<Humps decoypoodle>


Chases his tail.

I have a game tonight!


CourtFool wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Man, it's been a while since I was last here.
Humps Poodle Jack Slaad to make him feel welcome.

And now I remember why.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
And now I remember why.

Embrace your poodle third.


CourtFool wrote:

Chases his tail.

I have a game tonight!

Hero? Mutants & Masterminds?


Cockapoo wrote:
Hero? Mutants & Masterminds?

Mutants & Masterminds


Its friday,. its friday!

*runs in circles*


CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Hero? Mutants & Masterminds?
Mutants & Masterminds

I have a game tonight too!

Yap!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have a game tonight too!

Awe Some!


CourtFool wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have a game tonight too!
Awe Some!

oh oh, hamster! Those make AWESOME squeaky toys!!!

*Goes order a truckload of hamsters*


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

That new girl looks kinda spooky.

Oh well.

<Humps decoypoodle>

gives rusty a proper 8th dimentional 12342198 tentacle hump


decoypoodle the III wrote:
gives rusty a proper 8th dimentional 12342198 tentacle hump

Oh! Oh! Me next! Me next!


moves on to courtfool next


Wags tail.


Save some tentacle for me!

*piddles with excitement*


I do hope there's enough tentacles to go around!!!


there are more tentacles than poodles thats for sure


Yap! Yap!


*humps the air*


Lord High Poodle wrote:
*humps the air*

Moves Lord High Poodle so he is humping decoypoodle the III.


Tentacles? Sounds french.


CourtFool wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
*humps the air*
Moves Lord High Poodle so he is humping decoypoodle the III.

*humps CourtFool*


RL. Last night on World's Dumbest Lovers - yes, this is a real show - Air Sex competition in Asia, like Air Guitar. Funny, but disgusting as all get go.


we should make *air hump* official... and the maybe air RPG...


*humps llamafrog*


*morning hump*


Lord High Poodle wrote:
*humps llamafrog*

*counterhump*

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