We should get the Jacks to post up to 21,000 so they get shut down!
Never happen. Or have you missed the rampant nepotism?
I think the Jacks and Paizo are gay lovers.
Snarky Poodle wrote: We should get the Jacks to post up to 21,000 so they get shut down! Sorry, you won't get rid of us that easily.
Someone needs to mention laundry, or dirty dishes. That will make them run for the hills.
CourtFool wrote:
I think the Jacks and Paizo are gay lovers.
WTF???!!!!
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: CourtFool wrote:
I think the Jacks and Paizo are gay lovers.
WTF???!!!! I just have one question for you, JRHM, do you pitch or catch?
Snarky Poodle wrote: We should get the Jacks to post up to 21,000 so they get shut down! Well, at this rate it'll take us about 6 more years to get there. 42 in dog years.
Cockapoo wrote: Well, at this rate it'll take us about 6 more years to get there. 42 in dog years. I think it is 1 more in dog years.
CourtFool wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: CourtFool wrote:
I think the Jacks and Paizo are gay lovers.
WTF???!!!! I just have one question for you, JRHM, do you pitch or catch? Why do you ask me such things when you know I'll punt you for it?
You always kind of liked it when one of us poodles humps your leg, don't you?
CourtFool wrote: You always kind of liked it when one of us poodles humps your leg, don't you? Of course I liked it..er I mean I hated it! Yeah, that's right! I hated it!
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: CourtFool wrote: You always kind of liked it when one of us poodles humps your leg, don't you? Of course I liked it..er I mean I hated it! Yeah, that's right! I hated it! Licks JRHM.
See? Doesn't it feel good to get it out?
CourtFool wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: CourtFool wrote: You always kind of liked it when one of us poodles humps your leg, don't you? Of course I liked it..er I mean I hated it! Yeah, that's right! I hated it! Licks JRHM.
See? Doesn't it feel good to get it out? I have nothing to "get out". It was just a slip of the tongue. I have peasants to punt, I'll be on my way. *leaves thread*
CourtFool wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: CourtFool wrote:
I think the Jacks and Paizo are gay lovers.
WTF???!!!! I just have one question for you, JRHM, do you pitch or catch? {chokes an ethereal mouse} Oh gheat, efearel mouth hab comb out meh nobe! Eh ihs stub up fair in meh nobe, I kant bweeb! {goes for kleenix}
I almost choked on green tea there. :)
I'm scheduled to get my flu shot tomorrow. After that, I'll get out of this Hazmat suit.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I'm scheduled to get my flu shot tomorrow. After that, I'll get out of this Hazmat suit. {stretches, casually sharpens claws on suit} Purrrrrr...
A flap on the suit opens, allowing CDP to pee on the silly little cat thing.
YAP! It's a cat!
*Humps*
Ew, CPD, that's disgusting! Now it's all over me!
Follows Sumo to his room.
Whoa there! Sorry boss, but how do I know you're not infected?
It's Courtfool.
He's a regular Typhoid Mary.
Aaaahhhhhh!!!!
puts his Hazmat Suit back on
Whines and goes back to his sofa.
Sorry boss, but that canine influenza is deadly. I bet those damn frenchies came up with it....
Are you vaccinated yet, Sumo?
How 'bout now?
Now?
CourtFool wrote: Are you vaccinated yet, Sumo? No.
CourtFool wrote: How 'bout now? No.
CourtFool wrote: Now? Yes.
CourtFool wrote: Humps Sumo. *hupms Sumo on the other side*
Llamafrog wrote: CourtFool wrote: Humps Sumo. *hupms Sumo on the other side* *humps Llamafrog*
Yay, Hump train/sanwich!
Hey, is that a roll of pennies or are you happy to see me?
Llamafrog wrote: Yay, Hump train/sanwich!
Hey, is that a roll of pennies or are you happy to see me?
Actually, it's a roll of quarters. YAP! YAP!
I had a roll of quarters once.....
Poodle orgy and a roll of quarters! Yap!
I love you guys. And I mean that in the gayest way possible.
CourtFool wrote: I love you guys. And I mean that in the gayest way possible. *licks Courtfool*
CourtFool wrote: I love you guys. And I mean that in the gayest way possible. *Humps Courtfool*
A Slaad enters the thread and removes to two large pistols form their holsters. He fires and covers every poddle in the thread in hot spicy nacho cheese.
Senors! I'm the cheesiest! Lick yourselves clean!
Then he leave.
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Senors! I'm the cheesiest! Lick yourself clean!
Then leave.
Well that was just rude.
He didn't hump anyone.
Rude indeed, but tastee!
*starts licking sauce off, private parts first*
*joins in the licking fest*
*continues licking privates even when all the cheese is long gone*
Rolls in the backyard to add to his cheesy flavor.
Shadow13.com wrote: What is this madness? *sniffs newcomer's bum* *wags tail* Wanna hump?
Cockapoo wrote: Shadow13.com wrote: What is this madness? *sniffs newcomer's bum* *wags tail* Wanna hump? Gah! No thanks! (Runs for the door)
Squirrel! At least it runs like a squirrel…or a French person. Yap!
CourtFool wrote: Squirrel! At least it runs like a squirrel…or a French person. Yap! *runs after the mysterious person* YAP! YAP! YAP!
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