Haven't you ever heard of the 'French Quarter'?Wouldn't it be fun to let CDP loose in there? The carnage inflicted would make the Jacks look docile by comparison. YAP!
I alreday have. Of course, the government, with cooperation from the media, covered it all up. Hurricane Katrina my furry, white @$$....
These is my kind of people.
I agree
*hugs the podles*
Today is Wednesday, oh what a fine Hump day!
*humps the doormat*
I alreday have. Of course, the government, with cooperation from the media, covered it all up. Hurricane Katrina my furry, white @$$....Haven't you ever heard of the 'French Quarter'?Wouldn't it be fun to let CDP loose in there? The carnage inflicted would make the Jacks look docile by comparison. YAP!
Really? I didn't see you but I saw a lot of water flooding everything. Oh, wait a minute. I forgot how much you can pee after drinking a Big Gulp!
Today is Wednesday, oh what a fine Hump day!
*humps the doormat*
YAY! Humpday! *humps all the stuffed toys*
I alreday have. Of course, the government, with cooperation from the media, covered it all up. Hurricane Katrina my furry, white @$$....
So George sent you to destroy all those poor people's lives?
I alreday have. Of course, the government, with cooperation from the media, covered it all up. Hurricane Katrina my furry, white @$$....So George sent you to destroy all those poor people's lives?
It's a devious plan... The sort of thing I would do! Yap!
There are some nasty rumors floating around about the Paizo staff. Slanderous stuff.
There are some nasty rumors floating around about the Paizo staff. Slanderous stuff.
[J. Jonah Jameson] "It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel." [/J. Jonah Jameson]
I alreday have. Of course, the government, with cooperation from the media, covered it all up. Hurricane Katrina my furry, white @$$....So George sent you to destroy all those poor people's lives?
Soros? Yeah, that's the one. Something about a master plan to tank the economy and make millions....
Today is Sunday, Hump and BBQ day!
Don't hump the grill...it is too hot!
Today is Sunday, Hump and BBQ day!
Don't hump the grill...it is too hot!
*walks with a gimp* Now, you tell me! *whines*
*walks with a gimp* Now, you tell me! *whines*Today is Sunday, Hump and BBQ day!
Don't hump the grill...it is too hot!
You better put some ice on that.
You better put some ice on that.*walks with a gimp* Now, you tell me! *whines*Today is Sunday, Hump and BBQ day!
Don't hump the grill...it is too hot!
You're right. Licking it ain't making it any better.
You're right. Licking it ain't making it any better.You better put some ice on that.*walks with a gimp* Now, you tell me! *whines*Today is Sunday, Hump and BBQ day!
Don't hump the grill...it is too hot!
Actually, my experience is that "licking it" makes everything better.
Licking doesn't make frenchies better. Mauling, on the other hand.....
Licking doesn't make frenchies better. Mauling, on the other hand.....
You mistook my meaning. Licking yourself will even make Frenchies slightly more tolerable...
*finds "happy place"*
Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.
Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?
Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?
I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.
I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?
No, we aren't! GRRRR!
No, we aren't! GRRRR!I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?
We aren't?
We aren't?No, we aren't! GRRRR!I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?
NO!
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?
He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
*licks CDP*
*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
*bites CDP*
*bites CDP**shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
*humps CDP to say 'sorry'*
*shares meds with the bi-polar poodle*
*shares meds with the bi-polar poodle*
*pops a couple and rolls over on tummy, looking up at the puffy clouds*
They look like flying poodles, don't they? wowwwwwwwww....
Mutants & Masterminds Template
Poodle
DEX +2 Poodles are agile.
WIS -4 Poodles are not thinkers and rarely consider the consequences of their actions.
Skills
Language (Yap)
Feats
Taunt A poodle's incessant yapping is enough to draw the ire of the most reserved.
Powers
Immunity 31 (Poison, Will Saves) Poodles have cast iron stomachs and can eat nearly anything. Their mind is a constant chaotic storm impenetrable to the concerns of reasoning beings.
Nauseate 5 A poodle lick is enough to nauseate lesser beings.
Complications
Punt Fodder
Mutants & Masterminds Template
PoodleDEX +2 Poodles are agile.
WIS -4 Poodles are not thinkers and rarely consider the consequences of their actions.Skills
Language (Yap)Feats
Taunt A poodle's incessant yapping is enough to draw the ire of the most reserved.Powers
Immunity 31 (Poison, Will Saves) Poodles have cast iron stomachs and can eat nearly anything. Their mind is a constant chaotic storm impenetrable to the concerns of reasoning beings.
Nauseate 5 A poodle lick is enough to nauseate lesser beings.Complications
Punt Fodder
Very good Courtfool. I would give a large charisma bonus but also a knock on intelligence as well.
Mutants & Masterminds Template
PoodleDEX +2 Poodles are agile.
WIS -4 Poodles are not thinkers and rarely consider the consequences of their actions.Skills
Language (Yap)Feats
Taunt A poodle's incessant yapping is enough to draw the ire of the most reserved.Powers
Immunity 31 (Poison, Will Saves) Poodles have cast iron stomachs and can eat nearly anything. Their mind is a constant chaotic storm impenetrable to the concerns of reasoning beings.
Nauseate 5 A poodle lick is enough to nauseate lesser beings.Complications
Punt Fodder
Sniff Bum 25 (possible cold damage +1)
It needs some humping powers.
It needs some humping powers.
Can't be a sneak attack, 'cause everyone knows it's coming. Increased damage, or armor-piercing?
I did not dock INT because I always look at it as knowledge where WIS represents reasoning ability. Poodles can know stuff, we just don't think through.
How could I forget a Humping power?
Hmmm.
Grappling Finesse? Improved Grab?
Mutants & Masterminds Template
Poodle
DEX +2 Poodles are agile.
WIS -4 Poodles are not thinkers and rarely consider the consequences of their actions.
Skills
Bluff 4
Language (Yap)
Feats
Grappling Finesse Poodles can use thier DEX modifier instead of their STR modifier when humping.
Improved Grab When a poodle successfully hits an opponent with an unarmed attack, they can start a hump against that opponent as a free action.
Taunt A poodle's incessant yapping is enough to draw the ire of the most reserved.
Powers
Immunity 31 (Poison, Will Saves) Poodles have cast iron stomachs and can eat nearly anything. Their mind is a constant chaotic storm impenetrable to the concerns of reasoning beings.
Nauseate 5 A poodle lick is enough to nauseate lesser beings.
Super-Senses 2 (Tracking - smell, Ultra-hearing)
Complications
Punt Fodder
*humps CourtFool as a free action*
*humps CourtFool as a free action*
Hey, no fair! That's a standard action!
*humps CourtFool as a free action*Hey, no fair! That's a standard action!
Not according to the rules.
Not according to the rules.*humps CourtFool as a free action*Hey, no fair! That's a standard action!
*reads rules* Oh, yeah. Sorry. Carry on then.
*humps CourtFool as a free action*
Woo Hoo!
See the humping inherent in the system.
Great job! Now we should stat up the Jacks!
Great job! Now we should stat up the Jacks!
The awesomeness of the Jacks can not be put into stats little one.
Great job! Now we should stat up the Jacks!The awesomeness of the Jacks can not be put into stats little one.
You'll use up all of the infinity symbols...plus you'll need thumping instead of humping.
You'll use up all of the infinity symbols...plus you'll need thumping instead of humping.
*licks Jack Hammer*
You'll use up all of the infinity symbols...plus you'll need thumping instead of humping.*licks Jack Hammer*
*thumps Llamafrog*
*gives Jack Hammer a frosty Dark and Stormy*
*gives Jack Hammer a frosty Dark and Stormy*
*checks for anything 'added' to said Dark & Stormy. If safe, drinks it and pats Llamafrog on the head*
Yap Yappity Yap.