Hey! Did my pinata ever get delivered? I've really been looking forward to mauling it. The doctor said it could really help with my depression.
*drops the piece of pinata that was hanging out of his mouth*
Yap?
It looks mostly intact mostly. He could probably still maul it or hump it.
Hey, Auntie Eekster said there is a drug-addled doctor, well he calls himself a doctor, that outta have something to make CDP feel better.
Hey! Did my pinata ever get delivered? I've really been looking forward to mauling it. The doctor said it could really help with my depression.*drops the piece of pinata that was hanging out of his mouth*
Yap?
It looks mostly intact mostly. He could probably still maul it or hump it.
Hey, Auntie Eekster said there is a drug-addled doctor, well he calls himself a doctor, that outta have something to make CDP feel better.
There you are, son! I've been looking for you. There are several new Chaos balls for you at home, if you want them.
<looks around at all the poodles on the thread>
I'm glad to see you're making some, uh, friends, son. Be sure you leave them a gift for letting you come over and play. After all, we slaads do like to impreg ... implan ... share those lovely eggs of ours.
See you later son. Have fun with your new vict ... erm ... friends. :)
<pops back to the Maelstrom>
*humps Scrappy-Doo Slaad*
Time to save a kid...
*pulls poodle of Scrappy-Doo Slaad*
Seriously kid, you like a cousin, I can't let you go around being humped when you should be the one implan- humping.
Time to save a kid...
*pulls poodle of Scrappy-Doo Slaad*
Seriously kid, you like a cousin, I can't let you go around being humped when you should be the one implan- humping.
It's OK, it's just how the poodles say Hello. Just like the Jacks say hello by punting or loading someone into their Jackapult. That Healer fellow blasts funny-smelling hippehs with an arquebus. Those really weird humans shake each other's forepaws.
Besides, my leathery hide seems to be highly moisture-resistant, so I'm pretty well protected from drool, piddles, and other poodle-generated liquids.
Besides, I need them to trust me for the coming war against the Jacks, or Zombies, or the multi-planar Kobold hoard. I don't know any details; Auntie Ambi was pretty drunk and my brain is pretty small.
{sniffs ethereal breeze} What is that awful stench? I HAVE to go find out... {burrows over to the Jacks}
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you go.
Someone let me go once.....
Did you return?
Did you return?
Not really. They let me go off the roof. It was only a one-story building, but I was limping for days.
*drops a squeaky toy in front of CDP*
It still hurts whenever it rains.
If you love someone, let them drop off of the roof. If they come back to you, it is meant to be.
That's not what the guy who dropped me said. In fact, he didn't say much of anything. He just kind of snickered and laughed as I limped away, yelping in pain. I think he was french.
No game tonight. Poodle sad. Can I have some of your meds, Clinically Depressed Poodle?
I have a game tonight! Yap!
No game tonight. Poodle sad. Can I have some of your meds, Clinically Depressed Poodle?
*licks Courtfool*
I have a game tonight! Yap!
Cool! What are you playing?
I have a game tonight! Yap!Cool! What are you playing?
It's my biweekly 4e game. My gnome sorceror is going to get into some mischief and then probably fry some bad guys, since he's good at that.
I am all for some mischief. Maybe we should have the thieves steel the Jack's booze.
I am all for some mischief. Maybe we should have the thieves steel the Jack's booze.
We have thieves?
I am all for some mischief. Maybe we should have the thieves steel the Jack's booze.
Or steal the Jills They can always get more booze.
We need a Ninja Poodle avatar!
Well…they do not belong to us. But they are thieves. It is not like they would need much motivating.
Or steal the Jills
Oh dear god, no! Jills are more trouble than they are worth. Trust me.
Or steal the Jills
Oh dear god, no! Jills are more trouble than they are worth. Trust me.
C'mon, let me face the Peril? Just a little Peril? Hmmm, for a pup, I have a fairly dirty mind.
Well…they do not belong to us. But they are thieves. It is not like they would need much motivating.
Are the thieves still around? I thought their cult was dead. YAP!
Well... they do not belong to us. But they are thieves. It is not like they would need much motivating.
Are the thieves still around? I thought their cult was dead. YAP!
That's how we can pay them for stealing the beer! We'll start posting in their Thief thread, resurrecting it and raising the page count!
{still sulking a bit about not stealing a Jill}
We need a Ninja Poodle avatar!
*appears next to SDS with cool ninja music playing fantly*
I am here.
Hmmm, for a pup, I have a fairly dirty mind.
The Jills are just teases. If you enjoy being used, go for it.
When you find yourself broke, wearing an apron and washing dishes, I do not want to hear it.
Pirate Poodle Power!
Pirate Poodle Power!
*stabs CourtFool*
Wait... you're not a pirate.*stabs him again*
Pirate Poodle Power!*stabs CourtFool*
Wait... you're not a pirate.
*stabs him again*
RRRRRRR...
Hmmm, for a pup, I have a fairly dirty mind.
The Jills are just teases. If you enjoy being used, go for it.
When you find yourself broke, wearing an apron and washing dishes, I do not want to hear it.
Hmmm...
* I've got no fortune (except my squeeky toys and bones I wish I could remember where I buried them all...* I'm not really built for aprons, and I don't understand this word "wash" that you used.
I don't know why I want to steal a Jill or what they are for, just that I do. Maybe they have bewitched me like nymphs and dryads do?
*appears next to SDS with cool ninja music playing fantly*
I am here.
AHHH! You're good! AHHH! You stole my tail! {runs around chasing non-tail} Wait... did I even have a tail? Oh well, panic now, think (maybe) later. {runs around chasing non-tail}
Pirate Poodle Power!*stabs CourtFool*
Wait... you're not a pirate.
*stabs him again*
Where is Ranch Dretching for a good stabbing?
Where is Ranch Dretching for a good stabbing?Pirate Poodle Power!*stabs CourtFool*
Wait... you're not a pirate.
*stabs him again*
*poof of smoke, Poodle of the Shadows appears next to Sarky Poodle dressed in Dretching cotume*
*Stab*
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Where is Ranch Dretching for a good stabbing?
*poof of smoke, Poodle of the Shadows appears next to Snarky Poodle dressed in Dretching costume*
*Stab*
{appears on other side of Snarky in a thick cloud of pipeweed smoke} <Poink!> <Poink!> <Poink!> {'stabs' with the blunt end of a large turnip} <Poink!> <Poink!>...
Hey. That hurts!
Where is Ranch Dretching for a good stabbing?Pirate Poodle Power!*stabs CourtFool*
Wait... you're not a pirate.
*stabs him again*
Hellllllo Poodle!
<Stabs Snarky Poodle with celery stalk>
My trip to France wasn't as much fun as I hoped. They wouldn't let me near the Eiffel tower. Next year I'm going to a Naval shipyard.
Where is Ranch Dretching for a good stabbing?Pirate Poodle Power!*stabs CourtFool*
Wait... you're not a pirate.
*stabs him again*Hellllllo Poodle!
<Stabs Snarky Poodle with celery stalk>
Ouch!
People keep stabbing me with things!
People keep stabbing me with things!
Oooh, I hate when that happens.
<Bursts up out of the ground>
Somebody said they were expecting a pinworm?
<Devours a poodle>
<Bursts up out of the ground>
Somebody said they were expecting a pinworm?
<Devours a poodle>
Who was that masked worm? So devilishly handsome, so erudite, so ravenously hungry... why he could be long lost brother!
It's Monday....again! Seems like it happens once a week!
Yeah, let's do away with Mondays.
YAP!
It's not Monday, it's HUMP DAY!!!
*humps everyone in the thread*
Oooo! Snarky!
It's not Monday, it's HUMP DAY!!!
*humps everyone in the thread*
Oooh! That feels good. Do it again! Do it again!
Oooh! That feels good. Do it again! Do it again!It's not Monday, it's HUMP DAY!!!
*humps everyone in the thread*
Sorry, I'm spent.