Raise of the Poodle Lords


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CourtFool wrote:

Humps Nelly Furtado.

What's that, Rick Roe? I can't hear you over the sound of my own excitement.

*Puts on sad and horny puppy eyes*

My I join?


Makes room for Llamafrog.


*Humps Nelly Furtado's leg, and tries to reach a bit higher... :P*

So how's the Family, oh great poodle lord?

*Humping talking is socially accepted on poodle etiquette*


*Is in one of the neighbor's yard pulling clothes off the clothesline* *Runs through the thread with a pair of panties in his mouth* YAP! YAP! YAP!


I was hung up on a clothes line once.


Is chased through the thread by some lady screaming something about laundry.

Yip! Yip! Yip!


She's probably French.


Runs the other way through the thread.

LeYip!


CourtFool wrote:

Runs the other way through the thread.

LeYip!

Watch it Courtfool! She just picked up a broom! YIPE!


Cowers behind Clinically Depressed Poodle.


Wets carpet

YIPE!


CourtFool wrote:
Cowers behind Clinically Depressed Poodle.

Oh sure! Let me get hit first.....everybody else does.


Pats CDP on back. When paw is removed a target is affixed on his back

That's not true man, we love you!

Licks CDP, then runs into the next room.


You're just being paranoid CDP. *pats CDP on his back* *puts a sticker on CDP that says "shoot me please" below the target sticker that was put on by DLP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Let me get hit first...

She's French. Her surrender is imminent.


CourtFool wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Let me get hit first...
She's French. Her surrender is imminent.

Let's find out. *Cockapoo goes up and starts barking at the woman* YAP! YAP! YAP! Y- *whack* *whack* YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!


Next time, try barking in German.


*Blam! Blam!*

Hey! What the Hell?!? Somebody's shooting at me!! RUN AWAY!!!


*Licks Courtfool* Thanks for saving me puffy master! That French chick is still running!


Goddamn French people!


We need more Mexican poodles to counter the french... but wouldn't that make us Chihuahuas?...

*grabs squeaky taco toy and chews frantically*


Ze French shall roust you Mexican wannabes! Why I was ze lap dog of Napoleon! Huh huh HUH!


*Pees on the so-called "Emperor"*

Take that frenchie.


Did someone say, "Neapolitan ice cream?"

Trots off to dig through the garbage.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

*Pees on the so-called "Emperor"*

Take that frenchie.

AIE! Nom d'un Nom!

Zis is an insult!

Bares a mouth full of stinky rotten teeth

Have at you!


We are poodles! Surely we can resolve our differences in a civilized manner.

Tug-o-war!


*Pees some more on the "Emperor"*


Sigh.


Sorry Boss, I can't help it. You know how I feel about those thrice damned frenchies.....


Tug-o-war?!?! Where, who?

*drops squeaky taco and prepares for tuggin'*


Llamafrog wrote:

Tug-o-war?!?! Where, who?

*drops squeaky taco and prepares for tuggin'*

*runs off with Llamafrog's squeaky taco*


Cockapoo wrote:
*runs off with Llamafrog's squeaky taco*

*Chases Cockapoo at top speed*

Hy, that my Taco! gimmeeeeee!


Llamafrog wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*runs off with Llamafrog's squeaky taco*

*Chases Cockapoo at top speed*

Hy, that my Taco! gimmeeeeee!

*Gives one end of the squeaky taco to Llamfrog* Wanna tug?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Sorry Boss, I can't help it. You know how I feel about those thrice damned frenchies.....

I am not Franch anyee more you stupid pigdog! I am Franco-Mexican, sinze I am ze poodle of Emperor Maximilian I of the Mexican Empire! So zere!

PSSSFFFBBB!


Don't you have a drug war to quell?


CourtFool wrote:
Don't you have a drug war to quell?

Feh you have your ... how you say? Historical epochs wrong m'seiu Court Fool. Ze problem I have iz propping up ze legitimacy of my master's rule of zis nation. Zat and oppressing ze natives ... huh huh HUH!

The Exchange

um what?


Emperor Poodlemilian I wrote:
Feh you have your ... how you say? Historical epochs wrong m'seiu Court Fool.

And you have your nationalities wrong. You are Austro-Mexican.


Cockapoo wrote:


*Gives one end of the squeaky taco to Llamfrog* Wanna tug?

*puts on +5 fangs of Tug'o'warlord*

You betcha!

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


Crimson Jester wrote:
um what?

*licks Crimson Jester*


Llamafrog wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:


*Gives one end of the squeaky taco to Llamfrog* Wanna tug?

*puts on +5 fangs of Tug'o'warlord*

You betcha!

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*begins pulling* Grrrrrr... Grrrrrr!


Crimson Jester wrote:
um what?

Hey guys, today's hump day!!! *Humps CJ's leg* Yap!


I know you meant Crimson Jester, but I suggest we all hump Callous Jack's leg. He never gets enough poodle love.


CourtFool wrote:
I know you meant Crimson Jester, but I suggest we all hump Callous Jack's leg. He never gets enough poodle love.

Sounds good to me! YAP!


CourtFool wrote:
Emperor Poodlemilian I wrote:
Feh you have your ... how you say? Historical epochs wrong m'seiu Court Fool.
And you have your nationalities wrong. You are Austro-Mexican.

No, my master the Emperor is Austro-Mexican, it's true. But I am Franco-Mexican! I am not an Austrian poodle!

PSSSSFFFBBB!!!!!!


Crimson Jester wrote:
um what?

Humps CJ's leg

YAP!


Emperor Poodlemilian I wrote:
But I am Franco-Mexican!

So your half-french. Then I'll just pee on that half.....


It is not about the Poodle.

It is all about the ... missing ... Llama Avatar.


Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
It is all about the ... missing ... Llama Avatar.

I believe it is pretty obvious that Paizo is anti-camelid.


CourtFool wrote:
Sm*rf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
It is all about the ... missing ... Llama Avatar.
I believe it is pretty obvious that Paizo is anti-camelid.

YAP! YAP! YAP! *looks closer* Sorry Courtfool. I thought you were a sm*rf for a moment.

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