Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Scurries off to rummage through the Jack's garbage.

Sovereign Court

Hehe, too bad I put Baby Jack's dirty diapers in there...


Callous Jack wrote:
Hehe, too bad I put Baby Jack's dirty diapers in there...

So that's what that was. *coughs up part of a diaper*


*grabs baby Jack's dirty diapers and runs to the Jack's house*


Callous Jack wrote:
Hehe, too bad I put Baby Jack's dirty diapers in there...

Mmmm, melted chocolate.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Hehe, too bad I put Baby Jack's dirty diapers in there...
Mmmm, melted chocolate.

And lemonade!


I just made some chocolate and lemonade out in the front yard if anyone's interested. YAP!


Runs out to sample the lemonade and chocolate

YAP YAP!


When the world hands you lemonade, make…no…wait…


Some kids threw lemons at me once.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Some kids threw lemons at me once.....

If you think that's bad Hungry Jack just tried to poison me. That's ok, I left a little chocolate in his bed! YAP!


CourtFool wrote:
When the world hands you lemonade, make…no…wait…

You put ice on it!!! ... and stir, don't forget to stir

now I'm tirsthy...


I've been stirring since the announcement of 4e. ;-)

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
I've been stirring since the announcement of 4e. ;-)

4E Hero?


CourtFool wrote:
I've been stirring since the announcement of 4e. ;-)

*licks Courtfool* Cheer up. You have Hero 6th edition coming out soon!


Yeah, but the guys over on the Hero boards are not as easy to get all worked up.


Yeah it's hard to get a bunch of stuffed animals and dollies all gathered up for a Hero game all worked up ...


Evil Monkey wrote:
Yeah it's hard to get a bunch of stuffed animals and dollies all gathered up for a Hero game all worked up ...

*sees the Evil Monkey and smells its crotch* *humps leg* YAP! YAP!

Sovereign Court

Evil Monkey wrote:
Yeah it's hard to get a bunch of stuffed animals and dollies all gathered up for a Hero game all worked up ...

Zing.


Cockapoo wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:
Yeah it's hard to get a bunch of stuffed animals and dollies all gathered up for a Hero game all worked up ...
*sees the Evil Monkey and smells its crotch* *humps leg* YAP! YAP!

Picks the small furry rodent up and proceeds to use him as a toilet brush


Evil Monkey wrote:
Yeah it's hard to get a bunch of stuffed animals and dollies all gathered up for a Hero game all worked up ...

I am going to assume that was some sort of insult and pretend to be appropriately appalled. Fair? :P


Evil Monkey wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:
Yeah it's hard to get a bunch of stuffed animals and dollies all gathered up for a Hero game all worked up ...
*sees the Evil Monkey and smells its crotch* *humps leg* YAP! YAP!
Picks the small furry rodent up and proceeds to use him as a toilet brush

YIPE! *bites the evil monkey and runs with his tail between his legs*


CourtFool wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:
Yeah it's hard to get a bunch of stuffed animals and dollies all gathered up for a Hero game all worked up ...
I am going to assume that was some sort of insult and pretend to be appropriately appalled. Fair? :P

Licks CourtFool

Ook Ook!


Cockapoo wrote:


YIPE! *bites the evil monkey and runs with his tail between his legs*

[Rodney Dangerfield] Hey! That kangaroo bit me! [/Rodney Dangerfield]


Evil Monkey wrote:

Licks CourtFool

Ook Ook!

Oooo! Is that an invitation to wild, monkey love?


CourtFool wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:

Licks CourtFool

Ook Ook!

Oooo! Is that an invitation to wild, monkey love?

Naw. I was just wondering what type of meat poodle falls under ...

Smacks lips

Can't rightly say, but I'm bettin' it aint kosher ..


Eat me.


CourtFool wrote:
Eat me.

I'll do it!


CourtFool wrote:
Eat me.

Fires up the BBQ and gets out the dry rub

Hate to disappoint such a tasty morsel. Say can I use your 'gaming group' as accelerants on the charcoal? Old stuffing and rags make for wonderful fire starters ...


Hey! Who will I play with then?


No one ever wants to play with me.....


How about a game of Hero, Clinically Depressed Poodle?

-25 Psychological Limitation: Always Despressed, Frequently, Greatly

The Exchange

25 pt. Hunted: Past Emotional Trauma
25 pt. Susceptibility: Cloudy skies
1d6 per minute outside

he he this is fun.......


Crimson Jester wrote:

25 pt. Susceptibility: Cloudy skies

1d6 per minute outside

Oooo, that is a good one.


I do not have my book with me, but if I remember correctly, Susceptability can also be a side affect like a penalty to Skill Levels.

Self-Doubt: -3 to all Skills


CourtFool wrote:

How about a game of Hero, Clinically Depressed Poodle?

-25 Psychological Limitation: Always Despressed, Frequently, Greatly

You're making him play Hero? Are you trying to traumatize him even more? However, as a Jack I can appreciate the cruelty involved.


Never heard of shock therapy I see.

Dark Archive

Your going to subject him to Kobold Cleaver? Just feed him to Heathy and be done with it.


Labradoodle wrote:
Your going to subject him to Kobold Cleaver? Just feed him to Heathy and be done with it.

Hey, another crossbreed like me! *licks Labradoodle*


CourtFool wrote:

How about a game of Hero, Clinically Depressed Poodle?

-25 Psychological Limitation: Always Despressed, Frequently, Greatly

Can I play? Can I play too? *runs around Courtfool with excitement*


Cockapoo wrote:
Can I play? Can I play too? *runs around Courtfool with excitement*

Of course you can. Just moves those dolls out of that chair.


CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Can I play? Can I play too? *runs around Courtfool with excitement*
Of course you can. Just moves those dolls out of that chair.

*wags tail* Thanks! *plays for awhile and his character drops to twice below the body score which results in death* *has a tantrum and takes his character sheet and tears it into pieces* GRRRRRR! *Runs around the house with the pieces in his mouth* YAP! YAP! YAP!

Dark Archive

That's exactly how I feel about playing Hero. Lets play a real game, like Heroes and Heroines.


Labradoodle wrote:
Lets play a real game, like D6 System.

*growls at Labradoodle*

Dark Archive

Cockapoo wrote:
Labradoodle wrote:
Lets play a real game, like D6 System.
*growls at Labradoodle*

What? I changed my mind and picked Heroes and Heroines. What more do you want from me?


Labradoodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Labradoodle wrote:
Lets play a real game, like D6 System.
*growls at Labradoodle*
What? I changed my mind and picked Heroes and Heroines. What more do you want from me?

*shakes head in disgust* *goes and gets a copy of the Mutants and Masterminds rulebook and lays it before Labradoodle and points at the book*

Dark Archive

You might be able to sell me on Blood of Heroes, but I will not allow myself to get involved with that. ;p


Labradoodle wrote:
You might be able to sell me on Blood of Heroes, but I will not allow myself to get involved with that. ;p

*growls at Labradoodle again*


Cockapoo wrote:
*plays for awhile and his character drops to twice below the body score which results in death*

You obviously are not well versed in CourtFool lore.


Cockapoo wrote:
*shakes head in disgust* *goes and gets a copy of the Mutants and Masterminds rulebook and lays it before Labradoodle and points at the book*

I would be up for a game of M&M.

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