MoMo!
Humps MoMo's leg furiously.
Yap! Yap! Yappity yap yap!
Poodle embraces leg.
No matter how likely the punt,
The poodle faithfully humps.
I never had a mother. I'm a construct from CDP's paranoid, delusional mind.
I haz mind?
I never had a mother. I'm a construct from CDP's paranoid, delusional mind.I haz mind?
It is where all the fear resides.
Maybe you could get your alter-ego to eat your brain and then you wouldn't haz mind anymore.
tilts head to the side
Alter ego? What's that? Is it like an eggo waffle? Are we having waffles for lunch?
jumps around excitedly
Poodle embraces leg.
No matter how likely the punt,
The poodle faithfully humps.
Ahhh!!! Get off of my leg!!! You Poodles are insane!!!! This is a madhouse!!! A madhouse!!!
Welcome to Courtfool's Asylum for the Humpingly Insane.
Ahhh!!! Get off of my leg!!! You Poodles are insane!!!! This is a madhouse!!! A madhouse!!!
Notice how you keep coming back.
Ahhh!!! Get off of my leg!!! You Poodles are insane!!!! This is a madhouse!!! A madhouse!!!Notice how you keep coming back.
He's working up his courage. One of these days he's going to hump us back.
He's working up his courage. One of these days he's going to hump us back.
Sorry Spotty Carpet. That got me so excited, I peed a little.
I never had a mother. I'm a construct from CDP's paranoid, delusional mind.I haz mind?It is where all the fear resides.
Maybe you could get your alter-ego to eat your brain and then you wouldn't haz mind anymore.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Humping is the MoMo-killer.
*Plops dead on the ground*
I think we humped him to death. Might as well get that last dying quiver. *Humps MoMo again*
*Plops dead on the ground*
Poor MoMo... at least he died knowing he was loved.
See you next Monday, MoMo!
Yap!
I'm not much of a fan of Tuseday anymore either.
Humps Sumo.
I was going to suggest getting a Tuesday Monster, but TuMo sounds kind of creepy.
Ahnold voice
"It's not a TuMo!"
Maybe we could get a Tuesday fluffy bunny.
TuFluBu?
Nah.
I nominate Spotty Carpet as our Tuesday guest of honor. Quick! Someone piddle!
I was going to suggest getting a Tuesday Monster, but TuMo sounds kind of creepy.
Ahnold voice
"It's not a TuMo!"
Should the Tuesday Monster be pro-poodle like Humpday or anti-poodle like Monday?
MoMo is not anti-poodle. He is just afraid to love because he has never been loved.
*loves MoMo*
humphumphumphumphumphumphumphump...
MoMo is not anti-poodle. He is just afraid to love because he has never been loved.
Do you think that might be JRHM's problem as well?
Do you think that might be JRHM's problem as well?
It is entirely possible. But I am more inclined to think he just has a small unit.
well, only one way to find out!
*lovingly humps JRHM*
well, only one way to find out!
*lovingly humps JRHM*
*Punts Llamafrog* How did you know I was hiding under the couch?
Do you think that might be JRHM's problem as well?It is entirely possible. But I am more inclined to think he just has a small unit.
For your information, I'm hung like a horse.
For your information, I'm hung like a horse.
Of course you are.
When you are ready to let go of your anger and embrace the white, fluffy, we will be here for you.
*Punts Llamafrog* How did you know I was hiding under the couch?
you have a very distinctive eeeeeeeeeeeeee...
*Punts Llamafrog* How did you know I was hiding under the couch?well, only one way to find out!
*lovingly humps JRHM*
You're always hiding somewhere. Spying on us while we make poodle-love.
Perv.
I'm looking toward to meeting ThuMo.
*Punts Llamafrog* How did you know I was hiding under the couch?well, only one way to find out!
*lovingly humps JRHM*
You're always hiding somewhere. Spying on us while we make poodle-love.
Perv.
No, I need a place to hide from the Mrs..
Yay! HUMPDAY!!!!
No, I need a place to hide from the Mrs..
In your base, humping the Mrs.
*Looks at his watch* I wonder what today is.....
*Looks at his watch* I wonder what today is.....
*waits*
...
SNEAK ATTACK!
*powerhumps HuMo*
*stands in line to hump HuMo*
I stood in a line once......
Yap!
*Looks at his watch* I wonder what today is.....*waits*
...
SNEAK ATTACK!
*powerhumps HuMo*
Give it to me big boy!
Thursday sucks. It's not Humpday. It's not Friday. It's just the day that separates the two. So, basically, it's the only thing stopping Humpday and Friday from getting together and making sweet love.
Thursday sucks. It's not Humpday. It's not Friday. It's just the day that separates the two. So, basically, it's the only thing stopping Humpday and Friday from getting together and making sweet love.
I don't want to think of HuMo and CaFMo making love.
I don't want to think of HuMo and CaFMo making love.
Quazimodo in a Hawaiian shirt really that disturbing an image?
I had a Hawaiian shirt once.....
*struts into the thread wearing CDP's missing Hawaiian shirt and plaid Bermuda shorts*
Summer came early to my wardrobe!
Hey! I've been looking for that!!
I swear that monster is a frenchie.
Frenchie!?! Grrr........
*breaks down door* *Has a flamethrower* C'mon Poodles, where are you? I'm in the mood for BBQ Poodle tonight!