8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[Patrick Curtin]

had skyrocketed due to market instability in Rivendell

[Jal Dorak]

and because of the dwarves insisting on building

[Heathansson]

a wet bar in Minas Tirith's Ready Room,

[Tensor]

that attracted too many wondering orcs. Some how

[Charles Evans 25]

this made Ancalagon stronger in the polls, meaning

[Jal Dorak]

Radagast had put animals on the census again,

[Kruelaid]

just like he did for the last time

[Larry Lichman]

the polls showed another candidate ahead in the

[Jal Dorak]

hippie-infested region of Mirkwood, known for socialist

[Larry Lichman]

nonsense. As the poll data was being collected

[Charles Evans 25]

Ancalagon's campaign manager, Saruman, had been busy rigging

[waltero]

the Palantir to his crotch, so as to

[Charles Evans 25]

shield himself from uncouth dwarven headbutts. Voter turnout

[Joey Lafyatis]

showed that dwarven headbutts were quite popular, so

[Aberzombie]

his effort at protecting the "family jewels" was

[Kruelaid]

was as ill conceived as the appointment of

[Jal Dorak]

Wormtongue as Undersecretary of Sexy Beasts. Gandalf furiously

[Aberzombie]

tried to secure his own Palantir, for entirely

[waltero]

new fashion trends were afoot in Middle Earth.

[Jal Dorak]

His searching availed him not, as Saruman chided

[Aberzombie]

Gandalf for his poor choice of boots. "Surely

[waltero]

you're not going to Mordor in those. Fool,

[Charles Evans 25]

you'll need a pair several sizes larger, and

[Aberzombie]

with many shiny buckles to distract the orcs."

[Heathansson]

He shrugged then, for he knew all was

[Mothman]

well with his footwear, which were not really

[waltero]

trendy, but sensible indeed. By this time, Pippin

[Charles Evans 25]

was playing snap with Sauron in Galadriel's dungeons.

[Mothman]

He was winning, which concerned him somewhat; it

[Aberzombie]

never bodes well when the most evil being

[Charles Evans 25]

on middle-earth's lieutenant is deliberately losing at snap

I think hyphenated words only count as one word, or at least that's what MS Word does?

[Aberzombie]

and, of course, things just go crazy. Meanwhile

[Patrick Curtin]

Back in Rivendell Elrond was confusing himself thoroughly.

[Aberzombie]

He had forgotten where his keys were, since

[Charles Evans 25]

he used to rely on Celebrían* to remember

*his wife

[Patrick Curtin]

But she'd left him for a Dwarven mercenary

[Charles Evans 25]

'fixer'- a scarred elf named Maeglin. Maeglin had

[Aberzombie]

recently inherited a large amount of gold and

[Charles Evans 25]

some (underwater) real-estate near Gondolin which helped woo

[Heathansson]

her away from Elrond, who smoked a lot

[Charles Evans 25]

of cheap Bree pipeweed, so Elrond only had

[Heathansson]

the lung capacity of a tuberculitic gollum. When

[waltero]

Saruman offered him a new Isengard iron lung

[Charles Evans 25]

Gollum actually declined because Elrond needed it more.

[Heathansson]

Elrond looked morosely as the gigantic siege lung

[Aberzombie]

burst through the wall. "Damn! I just painted

[waltero]

that wall only 400 years ago! Assemble, Elves!

[Patrick Curtin]

quit singing traloo-trallay and dam up that breach!

[Aberzombie]

And someone get me a taco!" The sons

[Heathansson]

of Frodo: Finko, Feppo, Squeaky Lou, and the