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Liberty's Edge

And for our next guest, Mike McArtor!!!

can Jane Embery please tranq that monkey? He's upsetting the ninja guy.


Where are you going?

Will you be going alone?

What is the exchange rate there?

Will you have internet access, or a satellite GPS camera with live, automatic uploads?

Hurry back. :-)

Liberty's Edge

I got nowhere to go.

Liberty's Edge

I just did it for the attention.


These boards == Love !!

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:
I got nowhere to go.

Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.


Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I got nowhere to go.
Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.

What plane would carry Heathy?


I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Vinny da Vulture wrote:
I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

You're a bad, bad man.

No wonder I like you.

Sovereign Court

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I got nowhere to go.
Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.
What plane would carry Heathy?

Hey, he's stuffed in a suitcase, he keeps all the ugly to himself.


Sebastian wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

You're a bad, bad man.

No wonder I like you.

Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Vinny da Vulture wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

You're a bad, bad man.

No wonder I like you.

Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?

Umm...sure...oh yeah...I can get you quite the deal. The forces of hell are always looking for evil souls. Let's say a coupon for a McDonald's iced coffee. How does that sound?


Sebastian wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

You're a bad, bad man.

No wonder I like you.

Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?
Umm...sure...oh yeah...I can get you quite the deal. The forces of hell are always looking for evil souls. Let's say a coupon for a McDonald's iced coffee. How does that sound?

Make it a six-piece Chicken McNuggets and you've got a deal.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Vinny da Vulture wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?

You're a bad, bad man.

No wonder I like you.

Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?
Umm...sure...oh yeah...I can get you quite the deal. The forces of hell are always looking for evil souls. Let's say a coupon for a McDonald's iced coffee. How does that sound?
Make it a six-piece Chicken McNuggets and you've got a deal.

Anything for you my feathered harbinger of pestilence.


Sebastian wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:


Make it a six-piece Chicken McNuggets and you've got a deal.
Anything for you my feathered harbinger of pestilence.

Sweet! Don't forget the BBQ Sauce. And I like that title. I'll have to change my profile....

Liberty's Edge

This is why I said Joan could only bring one varmint per show.


Anyone else noticed the crack down on off topic posts? I would say the sky is falling, but I just do not have the energy anymore.

Liberty's Edge

Hey, this is the Tonight Show.
Letterman with his stupid pet.....whatever is down the hall.


Your troll-fu is weak.

Liberty's Edge

Says the guy who is still waiting for his check for playing the body double for the llama in Napolean Dynamite.


O-HO HO HO HO!
AHAHAHAHAHA
HO HO HO!

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Anyone else noticed the crack down on off topic posts? I would say the sky is falling, but I just do not have the energy anymore.

Screw Godwin's Law... Nazis! Nazis are doing it!


They promised me it was in the mail.

Sovereign Court

Ed McMahonodaemon wrote:

O-HO HO HO HO!

AHAHAHAHAHA
HO HO HO!

Blam!

*Body thump followed by sigh of relief*


Dang it all to heck you little bastards! Quiet! I'm tryin to take a nap!


Callous Jack wrote:
Ed McMahonodaemon wrote:

O-HO HO HO HO!

AHAHAHAHAHA
HO HO HO!

Blam!

*Body thump followed by sigh of relief*

Thats me, ROFLMAOing!!!


Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I got nowhere to go.
Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.

I will so start a new cold war with you.

::turns a cold shoulder and harumphs::

You'll be a dear and tell me when this is getting to you, won't you?


Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
I'm tryin to take a nap!

That is not what the Off-Topic Discussions forum is for.

Sovereign Court

The Jade wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I got nowhere to go.
Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.

I will so start a new cold war with you.

::turns a cold shoulder and harumphs::
You'll be a dear and tell me when this is getting to you, won't you?

Does that make me Reagan to your Gorbachev?

The Exchange

Spreads Bar-b-q sauce on Kobold Cleaver
Whitles...
" Hey Vinny heres some nice eats!"
Runs quickly..........


Ed McMahonodaemon wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Ed McMahonodaemon wrote:

O-HO HO HO HO!

AHAHAHAHAHA
HO HO HO!

Blam!

*Body thump followed by sigh of relief*
Thats me, ROFLMAOing!!!

Someone hand me a g+~~@&n axe.

Liberty's Edge

Heath N. Asson wrote:
Someone hand me a g$@@&*n axe.

*hands over an ax*


Crimson Jester wrote:

Spreads Bar-b-q sauce on Kobold Cleaver

Whitles...
" Hey Vinny heres some nice eats!"
Runs quickly..........

Sorry, I don't eat junk food.

Sovereign Court

Vinny da Vulture wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Spreads Bar-b-q sauce on Kobold Cleaver

Whitles...
" Hey Vinny heres some nice eats!"
Runs quickly..........
Sorry, I don't eat junk food.

Kobolds are high in Omega-3s and antioxidants.

Liberty's Edge

You gotta cook em thorough, though. Salmonella....

The Exchange

Just don't eat 'em raw. You have to make sure they are cooked thoroughly, and that you wash your hands. And remember folks, if your actually wanted chicken, order the wings; that way you know it is chicken.


Callous Jack wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Spreads Bar-b-q sauce on Kobold Cleaver

Whitles...
" Hey Vinny heres some nice eats!"
Runs quickly..........
Sorry, I don't eat junk food.
Kobolds are high in Omega-3s and antioxidants.

Anything that's related to Kobold Cleaver CAN"T be good for you.


Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!


The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!

But since it actually is a picture of a vulture - which, curiously enough, I am - why don't you "get lost" pigeon boy. Go find a nice park bench to hang out near. I'm sure there are some old people out there who'd love to feed you stale bread.


Heathansson wrote:
You gotta cook em thorough, though. Salmonella....

Pressure cooker. You could eat a turd after a good pressure cookin'!

Liberty's Edge

I couldn't.


All this cooking junk. If you had kept your appendix working you so called 'evolved' folks could eat some nice carrion without worrying. Sheesh.

Retires to Cranky McOldGuy's flowerbed with the Sunday Times for a little 'quality time'.


Evil Monkey wrote:
Retires to Cranky McOldGuy's flowerbed with the Sunday Times for a little 'quality time'.

brandishes cane

Dang it you Monkey! Get the Hell outta my flowe....

On second thought, go ahead and do your business. Those flowers need more fertilizer. Just don't go throwing nothing, dang it!


Monkey business is for the 4e forum.


Vinny da Vulture wrote:
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!
But since it actually is a picture of a vulture - which, curiously enough, I am - why don't you "get lost" pigeon boy. Go find a nice park bench to hang out near. I'm sure there are some old people out there who'd love to feed you stale bread.

You know, that was a mistake. They are Dire Pigeons, ands could use you in a dainty custard pie.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!
But since it actually is a picture of a vulture - which, curiously enough, I am - why don't you "get lost" pigeon boy. Go find a nice park bench to hang out near. I'm sure there are some old people out there who'd love to feed you stale bread.
You know, that was a mistake. They are Dire Pigeons, ands could use you in a dainty custard pie.

Muahahaha!!!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
They are Dire Pigeons, ands could use you in a dainty custard pie.

Ooh, Dire Pigeons! I'm so terribly frightened now. Dire animals are, what, about twice the size of the regular kind? Maybe 3 times? Let's say three. That means the "dire" pigeons have about a 3 foot wing span?

As a condor, mine is 9 1/2 feet. Bring it on little birdies.


Starts rolling up some softballs and tossing them onto the clapboards of Cranky McOldGuy's house.


Evil Monkey wrote:


Starts rolling up some softballs and tossing them onto the clapboards of Cranky McOldGuy's house.

brandishes shotgun

G&+!#@n poop-throwin monkey!!!


Does a Donkey Kong strut across Cranky McOldGuy's lawn, tossing brownish lumps of dubious provenance left and right.

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