
Kobold Catgirl |

Heathansson wrote:I got nowhere to go.Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.
What plane would carry Heathy?

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Callous Jack wrote:What plane would carry Heathy?Heathansson wrote:I got nowhere to go.Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.
Hey, he's stuffed in a suitcase, he keeps all the ugly to himself.

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Sebastian wrote:Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?Vinny da Vulture wrote:I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?You're a bad, bad man.
No wonder I like you.
Umm...sure...oh yeah...I can get you quite the deal. The forces of hell are always looking for evil souls. Let's say a coupon for a McDonald's iced coffee. How does that sound?

Vinny da Vulture |

Vinny da Vulture wrote:Umm...sure...oh yeah...I can get you quite the deal. The forces of hell are always looking for evil souls. Let's say a coupon for a McDonald's iced coffee. How does that sound?Sebastian wrote:Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?Vinny da Vulture wrote:I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?You're a bad, bad man.
No wonder I like you.
Make it a six-piece Chicken McNuggets and you've got a deal.

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Sebastian wrote:Make it a six-piece Chicken McNuggets and you've got a deal.Vinny da Vulture wrote:Umm...sure...oh yeah...I can get you quite the deal. The forces of hell are always looking for evil souls. Let's say a coupon for a McDonald's iced coffee. How does that sound?Sebastian wrote:Does that mean I'll get a really good deal if I offer you my soul?Vinny da Vulture wrote:I'm hungry. Anybody got a nice corpse lying around? Maybe some dragon?You're a bad, bad man.
No wonder I like you.
Anything for you my feathered harbinger of pestilence.

The Jade |

Heathansson wrote:I got nowhere to go.Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.
I will so start a new cold war with you.
::turns a cold shoulder and harumphs::
You'll be a dear and tell me when this is getting to you, won't you?

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Callous Jack wrote:Heathansson wrote:I got nowhere to go.Jade was planning to leave the country (the commie bastard), maybe we can stuff you in his suitcase? That or get a pet carrier.I will so start a new cold war with you.
::turns a cold shoulder and harumphs::
You'll be a dear and tell me when this is getting to you, won't you?
Does that make me Reagan to your Gorbachev?

Vinny da Vulture |

Vinny da Vulture wrote:Kobolds are high in Omega-3s and antioxidants.Crimson Jester wrote:Sorry, I don't eat junk food.Spreads Bar-b-q sauce on Kobold Cleaver
Whitles...
" Hey Vinny heres some nice eats!"
Runs quickly..........
Anything that's related to Kobold Cleaver CAN"T be good for you.

Vinny da Vulture |

Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!
But since it actually is a picture of a vulture - which, curiously enough, I am - why don't you "get lost" pigeon boy. Go find a nice park bench to hang out near. I'm sure there are some old people out there who'd love to feed you stale bread.

Cranky McOldGuy |

Retires to Cranky McOldGuy's flowerbed with the Sunday Times for a little 'quality time'.
brandishes cane
Dang it you Monkey! Get the Hell outta my flowe....
On second thought, go ahead and do your business. Those flowers need more fertilizer. Just don't go throwing nothing, dang it!

Kobold Catgirl |

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!But since it actually is a picture of a vulture - which, curiously enough, I am - why don't you "get lost" pigeon boy. Go find a nice park bench to hang out near. I'm sure there are some old people out there who'd love to feed you stale bread.
You know, that was a mistake. They are Dire Pigeons, ands could use you in a dainty custard pie.

The Dire Pigeons of Doom |

Vinny da Vulture wrote:You know, that was a mistake. They are Dire Pigeons, ands could use you in a dainty custard pie.The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:Hey! Vulture! Get lost, this avatar ain't big enough for the both of us!But since it actually is a picture of a vulture - which, curiously enough, I am - why don't you "get lost" pigeon boy. Go find a nice park bench to hang out near. I'm sure there are some old people out there who'd love to feed you stale bread.
Muahahaha!!!

Vinny da Vulture |

They are Dire Pigeons, ands could use you in a dainty custard pie.
Ooh, Dire Pigeons! I'm so terribly frightened now. Dire animals are, what, about twice the size of the regular kind? Maybe 3 times? Let's say three. That means the "dire" pigeons have about a 3 foot wing span?
As a condor, mine is 9 1/2 feet. Bring it on little birdies.