The Jade |
Ah, heck. I actually forgot that I switched from the close-up of the owl with the quill to this one. Neither, sadly, have a little green cap.
No matter. Even without a cap, in the city or in the woods, you help keep forum boards... lookin' good. Hoot hoot!
Snorter |
I could always hook you up with this one ghoul. She's a ghast ghast ghast.
Was she raised, by a toothless painted hag?
Was she schooled, with a strap across her back?
Is it....<drum roll>....Jumping Jackie Flash?
She was drowned.
Washed up, left for dead.
She survived,
On the contents of sailors heads.
But it's aaaaall riiiight now,
In fact she's a ghast.
It's aaaaall riiiight now.
She's Jumping Jackie Flash, she's a ghast, ghast, ghast.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:I could always hook you up with this one ghoul. She's a ghast ghast ghast.Was she raised, by a toothless painted hag?
Was she schooled, with a strap across her back?
Is it....<drum roll>....Jumping Jackie Flash?
She was drowned.
Washed up, left for dead.
She survived,
On the contents of sailors heads.But it's aaaaall riiiight now,
In fact she's a ghast.
It's aaaaall riiiight now.
She's Jumping Jackie Flash, she's a ghast, ghast, ghast.
You're one sharp gorgon! Speaking of which, feel free to browse my wares. You may be interested in our latest recruit, a vampire sow named Bloody Bessie. Those midwest dames have a charm all their own, and Bessie can do things with her ice cold hooves that would make Pan himself blush.
Snorter |
You're one sharp gorgon! Speaking of which, feel free to browse my wares. You may be interested in our latest recruit, a vampire sow named Bloody Bessie. Those midwest dames have a charm all their own, and Bessie can do things with her ice cold hooves that would make Pan himself blush.
That's moo-sic to my ears!
Snorter |
I'll get that song out your head. Try this;
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a bull of wealth, and taste.
But you won't hear me on the live chat,
As I'm always nine hours late.
PST, no! Won't you help my fame? <Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
Cos that GMT is the nature of my game.<Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
I've been round, since TSR
Thought it was a time for a change.
The Basic set, was the first I'd get,
Before THACO was new and strange.
I remember when an elf came off the shelf,
As a fighter/magic-user clone.
When 'plate mail +2', and '+1' shield too,
Gave Armor Class, minus one.
PST, no! Won't you help my fame? <Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
Cos that GMT is the nature of my game.<Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
<maracas>
<instrumental>
<Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
<Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
<Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
<Mhoo-oo-mhoo. Mhoo-oo-mhoo>
<aaaaaaaaand fade>
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Contest winners... thank you for the thoughtful way in which you so thoroughly and creatively destroyed Ed Healy's face. I can't tell you what this means to m... oh, I told myself I wasn't going to cry.I must have missed something.
You didn't hear Madgael's bit about the caustic applesauce? And then the guy who... well it was complex and horrible and funny. If Ed endured both of their trials he'd have less of a face than the headless horseman.
Darth Knight |
Darth Knight wrote:The Jade wrote:Contest winners... thank you for the thoughtful way in which you so thoroughly and creatively destroyed Ed Healy's face. I can't tell you what this means to m... oh, I told myself I wasn't going to cry.I must have missed something.You didn't hear Madgael's bit about the caustic applesauce? And then the guy who... well it was complex and horrible and funny. If Ed endured both of their trials he'd have less of a face than the headless horseman.
Is this why he is missing so much hair?
The Jade |
What?! Atomic Array 55 is a double length episode?! Why would we do that?!
Because we needed to hear what Monte Cook, Ed Greenwood, Steven E. Schend, Brian Cortijo and mapmaker Christopher West had to say about their coming PF compatible adventure anthology, and what I had to say about my huge PF compatible adventure (coauthored with by Lou Agresta), Citadel of Pain.
Gaming Paper’s Erik Bauer, along with West, Cook, Greenwood, Schend and Cortijo join Ed Healy and I on Episode 55 of the Atomic Array podcast to preview this new line of Gaming Paper Adventures, a first foray into publishing from the company that won two silver ENnies in 2010 for “Best Miniatures Product” and “Best Aid or Accessory.”
At show’s end, listen in as I punk each of these legends of gaming. Methinks I’ll never work in this town again… which is actually great timing because I couldn’t afford the taxes anyway.
Enter our contest to win one of two copies of the Citadel of Pain adventure. I coauthored it and it is simply magnificent. I really can't say enough good things about it.
Ed’s Pick: Cube
Rone’s Rant: “Facebook Games”
Also Mentioned:
* Iron GM: http://www.irongm.com/
* Phoenix Comicon: http://www.phoenixcomicon.com/
* Gamex: http://www.strategicon.net/
* Loot!: http://gamerati.com/loot/
* Loot on Twitter: @gameloot
* Gamerati on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gamerati
* Ed’s Home Page: http://ephealy.com/
* Venture: 0one Games
* Venture: Of Heroes and Monsters: 0one Games
The Jade |
My bowsprit ...hurts!
Then stop ramming things!
Edit: Now I can't stop thinking of Treat Williams' character Critical Bill in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.
"Mammy rammer!"
Ambrosia Slaad |
Now I can't stop thinking of Treat Williams' character Critical Bill in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.
Mr. Shhh was kick ass.
{toasts:} "Boat drinks!"
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Now I can't stop thinking of Treat Williams' character Critical Bill in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.Mr. Shhh was kick ass.
{toasts:} "Boat drinks!"
Mr. Shhh was indeed kick ass.
{toasts back:} "Boat drinks!"
taig RPG Superstar 2012 |
The Jade |
Just noticed that Atomic Array special episode 003 started downloading for me in itunes. Subject lines says something about Pathfinder Tales.
** spoiler omitted **
"What the world needs now
Is podcast threads, sweet podcast threadsThey're the only thing
That there's just too little of"
I've been waiting to post anything about this latest mega-show (longest episode ever, and for good reason) because I didn't want to scoop tomorrow's Paizo blog. As you can imagine, I'm ITCHING TO TALK ABOUT IT.
So the big post I usually introduce each episode with is coming tomorrow. Watch the skies! (While we slip it past you at street-level)
The Jade |
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Best intro ever.+1
Thanks, guys. I wanted to wait for the Paizo blog to talk about this episode but this show released on Saturday morning and I've got to say something before I hop a plane to the next Iron GM Regional Semi-Final or this episode will be the tree that falls in the forest that no one hears (which is clearly a ninja treant with an unusually low Dex).
Anyhoo...
Alllllrighty.
Draw your sword and charge forth into a world of adventure with Pathfinder Tales, official novels and serial web fiction that further explore the fascinating world of the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game. Within these pages, the fantastical world of Golarion comes to life as never before, exploding with wild tales of sword and sorcery from the genre’s master storytellers.
Pathfinder Tales novels are standalone adventures written by some of fantasy’s bestselling authors, all set in the lovingly detailed world of Golarion. Here are the same nations, characters, and monsters that have inspired gamers around the world to new heights of imagination. Now journey through Golarion as you never have before, through the eyes of canny warriors and flippant scoundrels, and see firsthand why the Pathfinder world has twice earned the prestigious ENnie Award for Best Campaign Setting.
Each Pathfinder Tales novel comes in mass-market paperback format, with new volumes released roughly every three months. You can subscribe to the line to have each volume delivered directly to you, ensuring that you always remain on top of the latest developments in the world of Pathfinder. Subscribers receive a free downloadable version of each book they purchase, in both PDF and ePub formats.
Death’s Heretic (James Sutter)
Nobody cheats death. A warrior haunted by his past, Salim Ghadafar serves as a problem solver for a church he hates, bound by the goddess of death to hunt down those who would rob her of her due. Such is the case in the desert nation of Thuvia, where a powerful merchant on the verge of achieving eternal youth via a magical elixir is mysteriously murdered, his soul kidnapped somewhere along its path to the afterlife. The only clue is a magical ransom note, offering to trade the merchant’s successful resurrection for his dose of the fabled potion. But who would have the power to steal a soul from the boneyard of Death herself? Enter Salim, whose keen mind and contacts throughout the multiverse should make solving this mystery a cinch. There’s only one problem: The investigation is being financed by Neila Anvanory, the dead merchant’s stubborn and aristocratic daughter. And she wants to go with him.
Along with his uninvited passenger, Salim must unravel a web of intrigue that will lead them far from the blistering sands of Thuvia on a grand tour of the Outer Planes, where devils and angels rub shoulders with fey lords and mechanical men, and nothing is as it seems…
Prince of Wolves (Dave Gross)
For half-elven Pathfinder Varian Jeggare and his devil-blooded bodyguard Radovan, things are rarely as they seem. Yet not even the notorious crime-solving duo is prepared for what they find when a search for a missing Pathfinder takes them into the gothic and mist-shrouded mountains of Ustalav. Beset on all sides by noble intrigue, mysterious locals, and the deadly creatures of the night, Varian and Radovan must use both sword and spell to track the strange rumors to their source and uncover a secret of unimaginable proportions, aided in their quest by a pack of sinister werewolves and a mysterious mute priestess. But it’ll take more than merely solving the mystery to finish this job. For shadowy figures have taken note of the pair’s investigations, and the forces of darkness are set on making sure neither man gets out of Ustalav alive…
Plague of Shadows (Howard Andrew Jones)
The race is on to free Lord Stelan from the grip of a wasting curse, and only Elyana, his old elven adventuring companion and former lover, has the wisdom and reflexes to save him. When the villain turns out to be another of their former companions, Elyana and a band of ragtag adventurers must set out on a perilous race across the revolution-wracked nation of Galt and the treacherous Five Kings Mountains, bound for the mysterious Vale of Shadows. But even if they can succeed in locating the key to Stelan’s salvation in a lost valley of weird magic and nightmare beasts, the danger isn’t over. For Elyana’s companions may not all be what they seem.
The Worldwound Gambit (Robin D Laws)
In the foreboding north, the demonic hordes of the magic-twisted hellscape known as the Worldwound encroach upon the southern kingdoms of Golarion. Their latest escalation embroils a preternaturally handsome and coolly charismatic swindler named Gad, who decides to assemble a team of thieves, cutthroats, and con-men to take the fight into the demon lands and strike directly at the fiendish leader responsible for the latest raids—the demon Yath, the Shimmering Putrescence. Can Gad hold his team together long enough to pull off the ultimate con, or will trouble from within his own organization lead to an untimely end for them all?
The Jade |
Jade did anything ever become of that Pulp radio stuff, I had mentioned a long time ago?
I still haven't produced the radio play. Waiting on some celebs.
Last year or the year before I did a series of short radio plays to accompany certain Twilight Sector adventures for Terra/Sol games.
I recently did a 12 minute audio scene for them - kind of a Johnny Carson in the future sorta thang - that I thought came out quite nicely. Still waiting for its release.
Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:Jade did anything ever become of that Pulp radio stuff, I had mentioned a long time ago?I still haven't produced the radio play. Waiting on some celebs.
Last year or the year before I did a series of short radio plays to accompany certain Twilight Sector adventures for Terra/Sol games.
I recently did a 12 minute audio scene for them - kind of a Johnny Carson in the future sorta thang - that I thought came out quite nicely. Still waiting for its release.
Let me know please sir.
The Jade |
Will do! :) Thanks for asking.
RPG author Ben McFarland (Terraleon on Paizo) did the voice of the show's host and I did all the other voices.
The last thing I did for Terra/Sol is a free product on RPGnow and stars me, Ed, Tim Hitchcock, Lou Agresta, MM Devoe and Susana Mensah. It was fun... though when I received the note that said (I also need a 30 second clip of the sound of a rising stone pedestal within an ancient temple" for the publisher's spacefaring game, I was worried. No problem... just lined up some cinder blocks on the ground and recorded myself dragging another cinder block over them. Then I slowed the speed and lowered the pitch and voila... rising pedestal.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
Will do! :) Thanks for asking.
RPG author Ben McFarland (Terraleon on Paizo) did the voice of the show's host and I did all the other voices.
The last thing I did for Terra/Sol is a free product on RPGnow and stars me, Ed, Tim Hitchcock, Lou Agresta, MM Devoe and Susana Mensah. It was fun... though when I received the note that said (I also need a 30 second clip of the sound of a rising stone pedestal within an ancient temple" for the publisher's spacefaring game, I was worried. No problem... just lined up some cinder blocks on the ground and recorded myself dragging another cinder block over them. Then I slowed the speed and lowered the pitch and voila... rising pedestal.
If you ever need foley/sound editing, just send me an e-mail. I've got folders of strange sound effects I've recorded over the course of the last year.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:If you ever need foley/sound editing, just send me an e-mail. I've got folders of strange sound effects I've recorded over the course of the last year.Will do! :) Thanks for asking.
RPG author Ben McFarland (Terraleon on Paizo) did the voice of the show's host and I did all the other voices.
The last thing I did for Terra/Sol is a free product on RPGnow and stars me, Ed, Tim Hitchcock, Lou Agresta, MM Devoe and Susana Mensah. It was fun... though when I received the note that said (I also need a 30 second clip of the sound of a rising stone pedestal within an ancient temple" for the publisher's spacefaring game, I was worried. No problem... just lined up some cinder blocks on the ground and recorded myself dragging another cinder block over them. Then I slowed the speed and lowered the pitch and voila... rising pedestal.
Color me curious and grateful for the offer. I'd like to see what you have.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Color me curious and grateful for the offer. I'd like to see what you have.The Jade wrote:If you ever need foley/sound editing, just send me an e-mail. I've got folders of strange sound effects I've recorded over the course of the last year.Will do! :) Thanks for asking.
RPG author Ben McFarland (Terraleon on Paizo) did the voice of the show's host and I did all the other voices.
The last thing I did for Terra/Sol is a free product on RPGnow and stars me, Ed, Tim Hitchcock, Lou Agresta, MM Devoe and Susana Mensah. It was fun... though when I received the note that said (I also need a 30 second clip of the sound of a rising stone pedestal within an ancient temple" for the publisher's spacefaring game, I was worried. No problem... just lined up some cinder blocks on the ground and recorded myself dragging another cinder block over them. Then I slowed the speed and lowered the pitch and voila... rising pedestal.
Want me to send a couple free scratch-and-sniff samples?
The Jade |
Just listened to the show today; I was going to put it on CD for a friend who's looking for writing tips, but it's too long to fit on an audio CD. Is there a chance of seeing a 2-parter version?
Send me your email addy on FB and when I get home from Iron GM in LA I'll rebounce the episode in two pieces for you. I'm in Arizona now (Thousands of miles from home).
I can probably hit that on Wednesday.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Want me to send a couple free scratch-and-sniff samples?The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Color me curious and grateful for the offer. I'd like to see what you have.The Jade wrote:If you ever need foley/sound editing, just send me an e-mail. I've got folders of strange sound effects I've recorded over the course of the last year.Will do! :) Thanks for asking.
RPG author Ben McFarland (Terraleon on Paizo) did the voice of the show's host and I did all the other voices.
The last thing I did for Terra/Sol is a free product on RPGnow and stars me, Ed, Tim Hitchcock, Lou Agresta, MM Devoe and Susana Mensah. It was fun... though when I received the note that said (I also need a 30 second clip of the sound of a rising stone pedestal within an ancient temple" for the publisher's spacefaring game, I was worried. No problem... just lined up some cinder blocks on the ground and recorded myself dragging another cinder block over them. Then I slowed the speed and lowered the pitch and voila... rising pedestal.
Oh yes please.
Snorter |
Just listened to the show today; I was going to put it on CD for a friend who's looking for writing tips, but it's too long to fit on an audio CD. Is there a chance of seeing a 2-parter version?
Send me your email addy on FB and when I get home from Iron GM in LA I'll rebounce the episode in two pieces for you. I'm in Arizona now (Thousands of miles from home).
I can probably hit that on Wednesday.
No problem. My email's also in my profile, disguised with spaces in to avoid phishing.
I may not end up needing it; I've sent a link to him, but I don't know if he has ITunes, uses an mp3 player, etc, so if he can listen on the move. I tried burning a CD, but it went over capacity. A DVD will easily accomodate an audio file, but will it play in a CD player? Hmmm.
It's something I thought may be worth an option for future episodes, for the benefit of Luddites who want to listen to a disc in the car, or such, when the programme goes over @70minutes.
If I knew anything about editing, I'd cut it up myself, but I don't want the sound to leak out the edges, yannow?
The Jade |
A DVD will easily accomodate an audio file, but will it play in a CD player? Hmmm.
It's something I thought may be worth an option for future episodes, for the benefit of Luddites who want to listen to a disc in the car, or such, when the programme goes over @70minutes.
If I knew anything about editing, I'd cut it up myself, but I don't want the sound to leak out the edges, yannow?
OK... just let me know if you're friend can get it via the atomicarray.com or Itunes. If not, I'll halve and send it.
Flash said he burned CDs onto disk, so when we go over CD capacity I always cringe and picture him there in Australia saying, "Great. Just great." ;)
The sound editing program I use takes as much time to "bounce" (export to disk) as it does to play. So It takes me 50 minutes a piece to bounce two seperate 50 minute tracks. Now because I tend to mix each episode RIGHT BEFORE it's due (we usually keep to a no-wiggle room schedule)I have no time to create second versions... just the full episode. But that said, with a few extra days I'm happy to halve any show and send it out upon request.
In answer to your thought, DVDs don't play in CD players.
Urizen |
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Snorter wrote:A DVD will easily accomodate an audio file, but will it play in a CD player? Hmmm.
It's something I thought may be worth an option for future episodes, for the benefit of Luddites who want to listen to a disc in the car, or such, when the programme goes over @70minutes.
If I knew anything about editing, I'd cut it up myself, but I don't want the sound to leak out the edges, yannow?
OK... just let me know if you're friend can get it via the atomicarray.com or Itunes. If not, I'll halve and send it.
Flash said he burned CDs onto disk, so when we go over CD capacity I always cringe and picture him there in Australia saying, "Great. Just great." ;)
The sound editing program I use takes as much time to "bounce" (export to disk) as it does to play. So It takes me 50 minutes a piece to bounce two seperate 50 minute tracks. Now because I tend to mix each episode RIGHT BEFORE it's due (we usually keep to a no-wiggle room schedule)I have no time to create second versions... just the full episode. But that said, with a few extra days I'm happy to halve any show and send it out upon request.
In answer to your thought, DVDs don't play in CD players.
But certain CD players support playing in mp3 format and if his can do so, you can play hours upon hours worth of audio beyond the 80 minute standard. Something he should look into.
The catch would be to burn it as a data CD versus an audio CD.