
Big John Lonnigan |

flash_cxxi wrote:OOOOO And how do you spell Lonnegan Rone? I wanna get it just right for when I name my next Character "Big John Lonnegan". :DGet down on my Big John Lonnigan
Get down on my Big John Lonnigan
Get down on my Big John Lonnigan
Once you get off
You'll wanna get on again
"Hey screw you Barton. What kinda sissy name for a boy is Jade anyway!"
"And screw you too Flash! What kinda slow arse old guy calls himself Flash anyway!"

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:OOOOO And how do you spell Lonnegan Rone? I wanna get it just right for when I name my next Character "Big John Lonnegan". :DGet down on my Big John Lonnigan
Get down on my Big John Lonnigan
Get down on my Big John Lonnigan
Once you get off
You'll wanna get on again"Hey screw you Barton. What kinda sissy name for a boy is Jade anyway!"
"And screw you too Flash! What kinda slow arse old guy calls himself Flash anyway!"
The Jade is a rock 'n roll alter ego. The one in full slap in my LJ and FB photos. Strange boy, that one.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Shiny sent his remix of Big John Lonnigan. I'm going to close out the next show with it.Why is anyone's guess.
I don't know. Some people must just like you and think you're talented and stuff. We both know those people are utter morons with questionable taste, but they're out there and they're too dumb, happy and mobilized to impede. You'd get flattened for trying.
<sigh>
I guess you'll just have to learn to live with chronic bouts of praise and approval. Makes me mad for you, man. That ain't no way to live.
::Glowers downward and raises a Black Power fist.::

The Jade |

This phallocentric hegemony shall not stand!
Oh, it will stand! It will stand and salute! I've got two full verses a break part now. Beware the completion!
My friend just called and I told him about the song and what it was about. Then I played it for him. He said, "I honestly thought you were joking until you played it."
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The Jade |

taig wrote:Chuck Norris vs. Rone BartonChuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
You utter bastard. Twice in one day? I'm the universal recipient of your terrors. lol

The Jade |

Chuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
That's true, until we joined forces and like Spanky said. Chuck started paying rent to live in my beard. He and Kali-ma are becoming something more than just friendly neighbors. I'm just really happy that my Captain Caveman hair can serve as cheap but hip apartments. It was always my fondest dream to be dwelled.

Big John Lonnigan |

taig wrote:Chuck Norris vs. Rone BartonChuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
"AAAAARGH! And screw you too Healer! I can't believe I fell for that!"

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Celestial Healer wrote:You utter bastard. Twice in one day? I'm the universal recipient of your terrors. loltaig wrote:Chuck Norris vs. Rone BartonChuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
Beware the dreaded Andrew Lloyd Webber-roll.

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Celestial Healer wrote:"AAAAARGH! And screw you too Healer! I can't believe I fell for that!"taig wrote:Chuck Norris vs. Rone BartonChuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
I can, you only have an Intelligence of 8...

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Celestial Healer wrote:You utter bastard. Twice in one day? I'm the universal recipient of your terrors. loltaig wrote:Chuck Norris vs. Rone BartonChuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
Ha! I actually posted three of them across the boards all on the same day. Be glad you only stumbled upon two.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Ha! I actually posted three of them across the boards all on the same day. Be glad you only stumbled upon two.Celestial Healer wrote:You utter bastard. Twice in one day? I'm the universal recipient of your terrors. loltaig wrote:Chuck Norris vs. Rone BartonChuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
Right. Sure. I suddenly feel happy. It's like non-lethal food poisoning, What could be more life affirming?

The Jade |

Ed Healy wrote:taig wrote:This is not true. Chuck Norris dare not even speak the name Rone Barton.Chuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.
So... he fears that long haired hippy git?
;)
Long ago, my instructor Benny introduced our class to Chuck Norris. I got a chance to hold up a double kick shield for Chuck and WHAM. Honestly? He kicked like a @#$%ing mule. I've caught a lot of hard kicks but that man's snap and strength truly surprised me.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Right. Sure. I suddenly feel happy. It's like non-lethal food poisoning, What could be more life affirming?Noshing on veggie snacks with a voluptuous female who likes your gaming and listening to your best tunes? No, I have no idea.
Give me your phone number. I'd like you to elaborate on that narration but take your time and go real slow. Slow and steady wins the race.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Give me your phone number. I'd like you to elaborate on that narration but take your time and go real slow. Slow and steady wins the race.The Jade wrote:Right. Sure. I suddenly feel happy. It's like non-lethal food poisoning, What could be more life affirming?Noshing on veggie snacks with a voluptuous female who likes your gaming and listening to your best tunes? No, I have no idea.
But I'm a carnivore. Nom Nom Nom.
Anyone seen SLC Punk? Classic.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Urizen wrote:Give me your phone number. I'd like you to elaborate on that narration but take your time and go real slow. Slow and steady wins the race.The Jade wrote:Right. Sure. I suddenly feel happy. It's like non-lethal food poisoning, What could be more life affirming?Noshing on veggie snacks with a voluptuous female who likes your gaming and listening to your best tunes? No, I have no idea.But I'm a carnivore. Nom Nom Nom.
Anyone seen SLC Punk? Classic.
I almost posted about that film last night but thought the reference might be too obscure. Dude, you complete me.

The Jade |

The Atomic Array Podcast is very proud to spotlight the PFRPG compatible Conflict Roleplaying game!
"The most dangerous game is man..."
"Yeah but I'm just hunting Gary Noodlebaum. Trust me. He won't get far."
We interview game creator Mark Scott about Conflict Roleplaying, a game that works with the PFRPG rules to enable player vs player and team vs team matches between your Pathfinder characters.
* One on one (settle that who-ate-the-last-slice-of-pizza grudge!), two on two (now that's a fun double date), and because the game streamlines the combat rules... even teams of four on four aren't a bookkeeping nightmare.
* No need to roll up new characters! Just take your PF character and tack on a few new mechanics in order to enjoy this style of play.
* The maps are custom crafted for PvP and TvT tactics and they are absolutely incredible.
* The many mission types you can choose from bring the fun in a big way and you can even extract your characters from their [b]Pathfinder Adventure Path[b] for a night to let them enjoy some Conflict. This is a great way to let players blow off some steam and to take a breather from all that plot digestion, and it's ideal for when you GM different groups of players and want to put, or if you have some old gamer friends visiting and you want to hand your regular players a nasty (though thoroughly enjoyable) surprise!
Paizo and the Conflict site both sell the PDF but you can get hardcopy and the maps HERE.
You guys are already talking about Conflict on another Paizo thread which you can find HERE.
Ed's Pick: Letters from Iwo Jima/Flags of Our Fathers
Rone's Rant: "Age Related Gamer Fatigue" (special guest Ed Greenwood!)
And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!

Big John Lonnigan |

The Jade wrote:And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!I question your taste? Since when? Way to put this one all on me, man. You sound like my mother...
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You wouldn't happen to have the file for the full version of "Big John Lonnigan," would you?
"Hey screw you Shiny Man. It was a frame up and you know it. There's no file on me, you can't prove anything"

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!I question your taste? Since when? Way to put this one all on me, man. You sound like my mother...
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You wouldn't happen to have the file for the full version of "Big John Lonnigan," would you?
What do you mean? Your remix's full version or the full version I'm producing?

The Jade |

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:"Hey screw you Shiny Man. It was a frame up and you know it. There's no file on me, you can't prove anything"The Jade wrote:And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!I question your taste? Since when? Way to put this one all on me, man. You sound like my mother...
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You wouldn't happen to have the file for the full version of "Big John Lonnigan," would you?
I love that BJL has a profile. ;)

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:What do you mean? Your remix's full version or the full version I'm producing?The Jade wrote:And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!I question your taste? Since when? Way to put this one all on me, man. You sound like my mother...
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You wouldn't happen to have the file for the full version of "Big John Lonnigan," would you?
Your version.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Your version.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:What do you mean? Your remix's full version or the full version I'm producing?The Jade wrote:And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!I question your taste? Since when? Way to put this one all on me, man. You sound like my mother...
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You wouldn't happen to have the file for the full version of "Big John Lonnigan," would you?
It should be out soon. I've got to get the full version of Gratuitous English out first. Finally wrote the 2nd half verse in Japanese.

The Jade |

I haven't listened to Episode 42 yet. However, I did want to say I listened to the ad for Ep. 41 at the end of RPG Countdown. You were right, Rone, you did have a lot of good/great/excellent questions. :)
By the way, why can't you advertise for the upcoming episode of Atomic Array? FCC regulations?
<G> Thanks. I think the great question medley is clear proof. ;)
The only reason we advertise shows that are already out at the end of RPGC as opposed to show's coming out the week after RPGC releases is that we don't want motivated folks trying to listen to a show that isn't up yet and then losing them in the process.

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Big John Lonnigan wrote:I love that BJL has a profile. ;)The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:"Hey screw you Shiny Man. It was a frame up and you know it. There's no file on me, you can't prove anything"The Jade wrote:And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!I question your taste? Since when? Way to put this one all on me, man. You sound like my mother...
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You wouldn't happen to have the file for the full version of "Big John Lonnigan," would you?
He's actually my new Pen & Paper Character for the Pathfinder Rise of the Runelords game that starts next week. :)
I haven't put his Character Sheet in his Profile yet, but it will be there soon (until then he has basic Stats up).
Looking at his Posts is basically going to be what his character is like. Think Belkar, but with a little more 'tude and a little less homicidal tendancies. ;)

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He's actually my new Pen & Paper Character for the Pathfinder Rise of the Runelords game that starts next week. :)
Told you I would... ;)
As a side note: I am crushed that I forgot to put my entry in for the CthulhuTech giveaway. I remembered Friday night (last night for me) on my way to Cards/Vampire. :(

The Jade |

Not to sound like even more of a dick than I already have, but...
...did all that stuff I won last year ever get mailed out?
Ed managers the contest pay-outs personally. Alert him to any outstanding prizes. He's already moved on it, but I don't know the details. Write about contest things to contest@atomicarray.com.
We now have a form letter sent to contest winners that is much clearer and sets timetable expectations. That should firm all future contest pay-outs up.