My 3,000th Post!!!

[Kruelaid]

fart joke

[Kruelaid]

happy dance after starting a new page

[Callous Jack]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

[Sharoth]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

[Callous Jack]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

[Sharoth]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

~displays a ringless left ring finger~

[Callous Jack]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

~displays a ringless left ring finger~

~Dog?~

[Sharoth]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

~displays a ringless left ring finger~

~Dog?~

~you hear whining from the back yard as my mutt asks to be let in~

[Callous Jack]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

~displays a ringless left ring finger~

~Dog?~

~you hear whining from the back yard as my mutt asks to be let in~

*Ding*

Hey, this is my floor.
~Relieved sigh and quick retreat~

[Heathansson]

Kruelaid wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

The next thing, have a 4e argle bargle involving several of your avatars.
When CWM joins in, you can get an easy 80-a-day.

That foo don't even reply to me anymore. I feel so... lonely and used.

I arrowheaded the 4e section off, and I forgot he existed for two months.

[Sharoth]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

~displays a ringless left ring finger~

~Dog?~

~you hear whining from the back yard as my mutt asks to be let in~

*Ding*

Hey, this is my floor.
~Relieved sigh and quick retreat~

~nervous chuckle and then presses the up button~

[Heathansson]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

~displays a ringless left ring finger~

~Dog?~

~you hear whining from the back yard as my mutt asks to be let in~

*Ding*

Hey, this is my floor.
~Relieved sigh and quick retreat~

~nervous chuckle and then presses the up button~

farts in the elevator

[Sharoth]

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~awkward silence~

~Nervous small talk~

~more awkward silence~

~Observation of recent weather~

mumble, mumble, mumble ~more silence~

~Inquiry on how the job is lately~

mumble, grumble, mumble... ~silence~

~And the wife and kids?~

~displays a ringless left ring finger~

~Dog?~

~you hear whining from the back yard as my mutt asks to be let in~

*Ding*

Hey, this is my floor.
~Relieved sigh and quick retreat~

~nervous chuckle and then presses the up button~

farts in the elevator

~cough, gasp, wheeze~

[Kruelaid]

finally another fart

[Callous Jack]

Escaped in the nick of time.

[Heathansson]

I'm in Texas, home of bastardized texmex food. They put jalapenos on everything. Hamburgers. Chocolate shakes.
Plenny o beans within 5 minute drive.

[Sharoth]

~gasping for breath, I push the emergency stop button, pry the doors open and escape out of the elevator~

[Heathansson]

Five of you, get together and run up and down the word games, 20 seconds after eachother, for about 45 minutes.
You'll get like 120 posts a day that way.
In a few months people you don't even know will be popping up randomly behind something you posted and saying, "you got 14,000 posts? What's wrong with you?!?"

[Sharoth]

Heathansson wrote:

Five of you, get together and run up and down the word games, 20 seconds after eachother, for about 45 minutes.

You'll get like 120 posts a day that way.
In a few months people you don't even know will be popping up randomly behind something you posted and saying, "you got 14,000 posts? What's wrong with you?!?"

~you hear laughter echo down the hall as the elevator doors close~

[David Wickham]

Heathansson wrote:

In a few months people you don't even know will be popping up randomly behind something you posted and saying, "you got 14,000 posts? What's wrong with you?!?"

You got 17,767 posts (21,424 including aliases)? What's wrong with you?!?

;)

[Heathansson]

I'm having Naked Lunch flashbacks.
There's this big bug talking to me.
He says his name's David...;)

[Gary Teter]

Rambling Scribe wrote:

At first I thought KC was excited about his 3000th post, but now I see he was actually a little blue.

Once again, you can thank Cosmo for his invaluable input on the matter.

[Craig Shackleton]

:Bows to Cosmo's brilliant customer service skills:

Now I feel a sudden need to order more stuff.

[Sharoth]

Gary Teter wrote:

Rambling Scribe wrote:

At first I thought KC was excited about his 3000th post, but now I see he was actually a little blue.

Once again, you can thank Cosmo for his invaluable input on the matter.

~cheers for Cosmo~

[David Wickham]

Heathansson wrote:

I'm having Naked Lunch flashbacks.

There's this big bug talking to me.
He says his name's David...;)

look fancy blade waving...ooh interesting, no?

[Heathansson]

Ooooooo.....trails.....

[David Wickham]

Heathansson wrote:

Ooooooo.....trails.....

trails..what?

oh well

Spoiler:

PRAYER SNEAK ATTACK!

[Heathansson]

Hey...don't look now, but there's a female praying mantis about 10 times your size right behind you. She's hot to trot, and then she's going to eat your head.

[David Wickham]

But Daigle is a much beter looking praying manits than me...

that and i know a polymorph spell!

[Kobold Catgirl]

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[David Wickham]

What beserker kobold?
Squish 'em quick!

[Taliesin Hoyle]

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d Cleaver was just trying to up his thread count by spacing something unremarkable into several chunks, and splitting them up into multiple posts. This is partly done in the hope that it will make him seem attractive to strangers as an interesting lizard, with fine prospects, and a dazzling wit. He has several people who look forward to his posts, as they are part of the character of the Paizo forums, like Heathenson's drawl and the 'werepoodle' slander that follows him. Like the free cookies from Lilith Darkmoon, and the direct dealing of Joshua Frost. What Kobold Cleaver is probably trying to do, by upping his thread count as a mini-game, is show his identity as a Paizonite. I think that is a wonderful thing for him to do. I felt pretty good about hitting my 1000th post. It may be a trivial thing, but I am a geek, and I am a sucker for achievements, quests, challenges and milestones.

[Heathansson]

I bet I could post 3,000 posts in a week.

[Richard Pett]

Heathansson wrote:

I bet I could post 3,000 posts in a week.

that sounds like a wager

[Heathansson]

You dang Brits! You'll bet on anything!!! ;)