[pun]I think this is the crappiest thread ever . . . (chuckles)[/pun]
Did the Smurfs have any privies?
[pun]I think this is the crappiest thread ever . . . (chuckles)[/pun]
Did the smurfs have any privies?
Just lift the cap off any mushroom and you very well might find a moist basin full of dayglo orange smurf turd. Thus the name sh!take-- originating with the concept of a smurf taking--
Well... Now you know why I've never been a mushroom guy myself. You'd best check each and every one you get for a damp raisiny core. That ain't no Charm's Blow Pop candy center, man. It's the ghastly leavings of evil blue-baby fey.
[pun]I think this is the crappiest thread ever . . . (chuckles)[/pun]
No $#!* Sherlock! :)
I can't believe there are two pages of this.
It's craptastic!
Some fun toilet monsters: mimic (obviously), rot grub, insect swarm, cave moray, gutslug, green slime, ochre jelly (obviously), and the ever popular animated object (DM: "The toilet attacks you").
Some of those are from ToH (the gutslug is from ToH II).
Shit that leaps out of the toilet and burrows into your ass?
Maybe that's why there aren't any toilets?
s~&% that leaps out of the toilet and burrows into your ass?
Maybe that's why there aren't any toilets?
This thread suddenly reminds me of the shit weasels from Stephen King's Dreamcatcher.
Or perhaps there are aspects of a fictional universe we don't care to explicitly simulate.
"New Darfellan racial features:
Aquachong (Ex):..."
Jack, Necromancer Games in one of their dungeon modules put three toilet seats in the middle of an unfinished room on level 1 of the dungeon. Name of it escapes me for the moment. Rappan...something. There were three books for the dungeon that came out separately. This was in the first book for the upper levels.
One of the three toilets indeed was a mimic and it was designed to be more powerful than the party or at least very tough to try and initiate a chase and fight scene with the party being chased by the toilet mimic.
In a related vein, one of the other Necromancer Games dungeons had a cave covered with bat guano which had become very slick with all the dungeon traffic.
My players ended up snowboarding through on shields taken from a nearby monster. Great moment that, especially when one didn't make it and had to slip and slide to the end of the passage.
He was so "shaken" that he couldn't hit anything in the next battle. Plus the party wouldn't go near him.
Vaguely along the same lines, I always wanted to see more books and such devoted to mundane equipment. Cloths, everyday items, kids toys ect. One of the reasons ...and a 10-foot pole is one of my all time fav gaming books. But a book from Paizo about the pathfinder world on mundane equipment would be nice. And I am glad they have the topic included in maps, it is kinda silly when their not.
I'd buy this in a heartbeat. It would be a great book for the Pathfinder Chronicles line. ...And a 10' Pole and Aurora's Catalog are both great references, but a real Pathfinder equipment book would be awesome.
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One of my Mystaran Adventure Scenarios:
5. Something under Mirros
"I hear ol Vigo was moanin about somethin tryin ta eat him when he went the Jakes at the Broken Mug." Boris squatted above the hole in the ground and moaned at his constipation.
"Damn Drunk with his fairytales!" Replied Yan from the next squat.
"You Know there are supposed to be tunnels dug beneath the city." Boris was thinking they might look into that soon.
"Yeah. Been thinking about...what the...ERRAGGG!" Yan's scream was Cut short.
"Yan? What you Screaming about? Yan?" Boris felt very alone as he staggered forward around the stall to look in on his friend. he watched as a naked foot and leg slid down a very narrow hole. The stall was sprayed with blood.
Boris made best speed for the Tap Room leaving a trail of dung in his wake.
"For Halav's Sake someone find me a Pot to go in..."
DM Briefing: A Gelatinous predator begins eating people who use the toilet or venture into cellars. This is a Permanently Hasted Gargantuan Black Pudding (stats: 8xHD, 2x Size).
This is a Permanently Hasted Gargantuan Black Pudding (stats: 8xHD, 2x Size).
Ah, a Hasty Pudding. I should have recognized British humor as soon as I saw it.
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Gericko, The module you were talking about in your first post was Rappan Athuk. Which was a fairly old school module that they recently redid and released as a boxed set 'Rappan Athuk Reloaded'.
Its a harsh module though, expect pretty steady deaths in it, tomb of horrors style. Still, fun though(I played in it rather then DMed).
-Tarlane
Some fun toilet monsters: mimic (obviously), rot grub, insect swarm, cave moray, gutslug, green slime, ochre jelly (obviously), and the ever popular animated object (DM: "The toilet attacks you").What's the name of that fish that swims up your hog's-eye, and embeds itself?
BBBrrrrrrr!
The Candiru.
You have to be immersed in water whilst relieving yourself - urinating off the side of a boat or from a river bank is safe.
Would be a good deterrent at a swimming pool though: "This pool is infested with Candiru - pee at your own risk"
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Some fun toilet monsters: mimic (obviously), rot grub, insect swarm, cave moray, gutslug, green slime, ochre jelly (obviously), and the ever popular animated object (DM: "The toilet attacks you").
What's the name of that fish that swims up your hog's-eye, and embeds itself?
BBBrrrrrrr!
The Candiru.
You have to be immersed in water whilst relieving yourself - urinating off the side of a boat or from a river bank is safe.
Would be a good deterrent at a swimming pool though: "This pool is infested with Candiru - pee at your own risk"
Didn't Lee Fletcher get a dose of these? LOL
He certainly caught something when he fell of his bike into that swamp in Bolivia(?), but he was vague about what.
Hands up who wants to ask his fiance, if his pecker is a mangled callous?
I thought that was the purpose of the green devil-face in Tomb of Horrors...
I thought this too, but then I realized that a lich doesn't need to pee (besides, Acererak's "Lil' Archie" stopped working and fell off eons ago).
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A player in our school game (1983?) saw the picture on the back cover, and declared he was taking a whizz into it's wide-open mouth (yeah, we were that age...). "Yeah, baby! Oh, you like that...etc"
I remember thinking 'You are soooo dead, fully expecting the jaws to clamp down on his 'meat'n'two veg', and wondering how that injury would translate in game terms. I was quite surprised when nothing happened.
You mean no one made the green face statue suddenly animate, chew, swallow and declare, 'Feed me, Seymour!'?
That's the stuff!
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He's so nasty, treating her rough
Slapping her around and always talking so tough!
You need blood and he's got more than enough!
(I need blood and he's got more than enough!)
You need blood and he's got more than enough!
(I need blood and he's got more than enough!)
You need blood and he's got more than enouuuuuuuuugh!
If you want a rationale
It isn't very hard to see (NO! NO! NO!)
STOP and think it OVER now!
The guy sure looks like plant food to me!
The guy sure looks like plant food to me!
The guy sure looks like plant food to meeeeeeeeeeee!
(ME! ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEE!)
SO GO GET HIM! <bu-dum!>
LOL... man, you do have quite the deep repertoire!
I'm not sure whether I'm ashamed to admit, or proud that I saw Little shop of Horrors a few years back as a stage show(and have a copy of the old school DVD of it, with jack nicolsen.)
Great show though.
-Tarlane
There was the Corman film with Jack and then the movie based on the musical. Both were fun and campy, and you just can't beat a talking maneater plant.
I recall the adage that you can't have your pudding until you eat your meat. . . or was it the other way around??
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A secret door to a privy can be found in any wall, with a DC20 spot check.
Seriously, if you always put a 5'x5' unmarked room in a dungeon...poof privy...
Course with the unwashed races, you can just make any room the priv...they just pick a corner...hell it's good enough for certain construction workers...ewwwwwwww...
Another solution is a hole in the floor that leads to an Otyugh's lair.
I recall the adage that you can't have your pudding until you eat your meat. . . or was it the other way around??
If you can eat your meat, who care about pudding?!
Isn't there one in the Lair of the Laborers in the Whispering Cairn? I seem to recall its plugged up and lousy with lacedon.
For a long time, I put privies in every dungeon I made. My group eventually started to think I had a fetish or something, and mercilessly made fun of me. Broke my fragile ego at that age.
I thought Paizo had a no-thread-crapping policy. I call bias! ;)
FWIW I think the garderobe mimic is a truly sinister and brilliant idea. I shall have to borrow that for my own campaign. BTW, what about such a mimic sharing a symbiotic relationship with a Devil-Tree like creature that creates zombie-like clones of anyone so devoured?
Cleric: "By Loki's lioncloth, what have You been doing in there all this time?!"
Fighter-Zombie: *moan*
* Cleric ducks inside and closes the door
Cleric: "Uugh, You didn't put the lid back do- OH GODS!!!"
Here's a question: Otyughs are sometimes used to dispose of human waste. What kind of waste do otyughs produce?
They produce tuna sadwiches and cherry cokes. It's the circle of life man! LOL!!
Ultradan
Maybe it's like Star Trek. By the 23rd Century humans no longer exude waste, right?
-DM Jeff
"Scotty, beam the $#@&% out of me!"
Ultradan
The oldest reference to waste disposal is in the expert book (1883) with a black pudding at the bottom of a cespit.
Gosh, I feel old now... ;)