The You Decide polls over at Sinister will have direct impacts on the content! Sooooo!...if you like you some Shark God, or have tentacles on the brain, head over and break the tie!!!
Nick
The You Decide polls over at Sinister will have direct impacts on the content! Sooooo!...if you like you some Shark God, or have tentacles on the brain, head over and break the tie!!!
Nick
Harthagoa for me. Dajobas sounds like a smrf.
I had to go with the kraken if only to give some love to Krakentoa from Kara-Tur lore . . .
I, for one, am appalled at this stacked deck of a contest.
I mean Jabberjaw over there gets his own indulgence while that poor Krak addict goes without.
People vote for who they know... and they only know the Bentley special.
How can we learn more about Krakky the Wondersquid? I voted for him on principle.
No rithpect, I tell's ya!!!
Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub!
Here, sharky-sharky-sharky! Come and get the enemy squid god! *Dangles rubber squid over head of shark god*
No rithpect, I tell's ya!!!
Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub!
Oh, Jabberjaw... I can't stay mad at you.
Nyuknyuknyuknyuk....
heyRone!
wubwubwubwubwub!
** spoiler omitted **
Here, sharky-sharky-sharky! Come and get the enemy squid god! *Dangles rubber squid over head of shark god*
No rithpect! Awuf! Wuf! Wuf!
Aarrrrarrrrrarrrarrr!
nyuknyuknyuk...
Nyuknyuknyuknyuk....
heyRone!
wubwubwubwubwub!
Okay... that was a literal LOL.
nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk
I've got him! Quick! Throw him in the cage!
O a wize guy, aah?
nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!
Madness!
Dajobas is RIGHT on Harthagoa's friggin tentacles man, but the squid is still in control!
EDIT: Dajobas pulls ahead!!!
Madness!
Dajobas is RIGHT on Harthagoa's friggin tentacles man, but the squid is still in control!
EDIT: Dajobas pulls ahead!!!
Not so any more! :)
Poor poor Jacob Razor, being beaten by the fishies *hugs him*
Yeah, he's getting eaten alive! Oh well, that gives me a good idea how to adapt his storyline in Razor Coast some! YOU DECIDE is fun for me too.
Dajobas firmly takes the lead again!
Dajobas firmly takes the lead again!nummy nummy calamari,
I love me some fried Harthagoa! :-)
I love me some fried Harthagoa! :-)Dajobas firmly takes the lead again!nummy nummy calamari,
I'll moiderize im!
nyuk nyuk nyuk!
I love me some fried Harthagoa! :-)Dajobas firmly takes the lead again!nummy nummy calamari,I'll moiderize im!
nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Jabberjaw, you are pulling far far ahead you toothy wittle thang you!
Finally, I get some rithpect!
Aruff! Ruff!
Nyuknyuknyuknyuk!
Oops, gotta swim....losing oxygens to my brain!
Good! Now put your mustache on and vote again!!!
Vote often and early!
wubwubwubwubwub!
Had to vote for ol' Sharky...
Dajobas for President!
'I'm Dajobas and I ate this message.'
A literal LOL! I can picture a CHOMP mark appear on the screen right after hear that.
I tried to debate dose guys, but the joinillists wouldn't ask me no questions. No rethpect!
I felt like an accordian player wit' a beeper. What's th' point?
Hello! I'm here! Do you care?
Without providing indulgences for that salty Krak'r and Cap'n Razor... you megaladonophiliacs are all just voting who you know and I'm thoroughly disgusted. I thought I knew you but I guess I really don't, do I? You're all sleeping on the couch tonight.
BTW, I actually own two megaladon teeth. Millions of years old. One is rather large. A real spleen-puncher.
Keep yerr mits t'yer self, dog breath!!!
Nyuknyuknyuk!!!
BTW, I actually own two megaladon teeth. Millions of years old. One is rather large. A real spleen-puncher.Where would someone get them from? I kinda would like to have one.
I think it was The Discovery Store. Back in the 90's, the one in The Westchester (a mall in White Plains NY) they had fossils for sale for about a year and then no more.
There's got to still be a way to buy fossils.
I also have five million year old sand dollars stuck together bottom to bottom. They're each the size of my palm.
BTW, I actually own two megaladon teeth. Millions of years old. One is rather large. A real spleen-puncher.Where would someone get them from? I kinda would like to have one.
I posted this before, and it shows up on my last 20 post list, but I've been losing posts over the last couple days:
I think it was The Discovery Store. Back in the 90's, the one in The Westchester (a mall in White Plains NY) they had fossils for sale for about a year and then no more.
There's got to still be a way to buy fossils.
I also have five million year old sand dollars stuck together bottom to bottom. They're each the size of my palm.
Tasty tasty posts!
woobwoobwoob!
Tasty tasty posts!
woobwoobwoob!
Gary Teter is hunting you.
Maybe HE rules the Razor Coast!
Riding the waves atop his coral-encrusted loaf named Ent.
You must not elect the that fishy fraud! Only I can... er... give the people what they want!
Kraken?
Gooooooood snackin.
woobwoobwoobwoobwoob!
Demon Kraken.... URgh... *shudder*
GO SHARK GOD!
If you dare strike the kraken fiend down, his cousin, Philma Kraken. will come to town and really ruin your otherwise doable Mondays.
What? No one wants to intone his name loudly?
I'll go first.
PHIL-MA KRAK-EN!
You try. Three times fast and loud enough for the neighbors to hear. It's liberating.
If elected, Harthagoa will destroy the Snorks!
If elected, Harthagoa will destroy the Snorks!Damn Snorks! Yea Harthagoa!
Too bad I didn't want to get eaten by the Shark God and voted for him....
Grr! For that, my master the Kraken God says you must die!
He isn't really my master. But I need backup against the snorks. Eventually I'll become more mighty than he and kill him.
Any truth to th' rumor that snorks are kobolds brutally experimented on by a mad gnomish wizard to give them an aquatic template?