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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I love being 41, and crappy experiences like seeing Elektra totally slip out of my mind.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Man, I freakin love pbp. It's like a t.v. show except I'm writing it, and I get to go write it every night or every other night or whatever, same bat time, same bat channel, whatever.
Freaking awesome.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Until we put your key NPC in the ground, of course... ;P

I'm sure you can recycle the Red Shroud. Change the appearance of his armour, and voila! You have Blackskull, Champion of Orcus.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh; she's a girl....
cool you didn't notice.

I don't think that full plate should display chest plate breastisses and heartshaped ass cuisses and stupid stuff like dat.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Anyway, I think at this juncture, some "Blackskull" will have to be about 16th level.

Where's my daggum Dungeon mag with Warduke innit?!?!?

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

Sorry guys, been sick, plus Paizo has been behaving kind of odd for me – threads keep losing their dots etc.
Got some things to do, but will hopefully be able to get my head around the setup and post update tonight … ish.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Warduke is in Dungeon 105. As bad as he is, he's got nothin' on a few of the critters in the last few adventures in Savage Tide. I like the CR 22 zombie demon warlord in the last issue myself - and that has the legless sorcerer-freak AND St. Kargoth himself...

And Moth - I keep losing my dots as well. They come back, though, so I have no idea about what's going on.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Mothman wrote:

Sorry guys, been sick, plus Paizo has been behaving kind of odd for me – threads keep losing their dots etc.

Got some things to do, but will hopefully be able to get my head around the setup and post update tonight … ish.

That's cool man; hope ya feel better soon.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Vattnisse wrote:

Warduke is in Dungeon 105. As bad as he is, he's got nothin' on a few of the critters in the last few adventures in Savage Tide. I like the CR 22 zombie demon warlord in the last issue myself...

And Moth - I keep losing my dots as well. They come back, though, so I have no idea about what's going on.

Yeah.....there's some badasses riding around on bodak tyrannosauruses too....what a trip!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I seriously gotta crash....I'm like tapped.

See you guys tomorrow evening some time I reckon.


Vattnisse wrote:
However, if they'd taken out all the white people, it would actually have been pretty cool...

Totally. Although one would do, to make it accessible to people who can't imagine a movie without whites. Or just keep the hot black chick and get rid of all the whities... except the white dudes who get killed. Hehe. Then someone would say it's anti-whitey. LOL.

Spoiler:

My favorite part of the movie was the ninja swarm perched in the rafters as the crane-cam pans up from the oblivious but heavily armed Europol force. That had Frank written all over it. And the ninja clan base in the misty Himalayas, too (I laughed so hard when they all showed up in the city, imagining the ninja clan sitting on JAL together across the Pacific. Sho Kosugi to the stewardess: "I have made you what you are by ordering a coffee. You are part of me, and me part of you".... She *SLAPS* him.... Then Sho Kosugi rips her arm off and beats her with it like a nunchuk....).

Really, when I saw it, I suddenly realized it's just not hard to beat the ninja movies of the past 20 or 30 years. Nobody has ever really had a good go at it with some money, some effects, and some talent and in that sense Ninja Assassin stands on its own. Except Elektra, I guess they put some cash into that, but it still sucked epic cock. In fact I'm sure if anyone made a porn version of it the porno is probably way better.

As hot as Garner is she just couldn't save it.


And NEVER_EVER see Ninja (2010). It's just more American Ninja BS.

Okay. I concede that the first American Ninja was not as bad as Ninja. And I was a younger man.


Vattnisse wrote:

Warduke is in Dungeon 105. As bad as he is, he's got nothin' on a few of the critters in the last few adventures in Savage Tide. I like the CR 22 zombie demon warlord in the last issue myself - and that has the legless sorcerer-freak AND St. Kargoth himself...

And Moth - I keep losing my dots as well. They come back, though, so I have no idea about what's going on.

Have not seen this bug from my retreat high up in the misty Himalayas. And yah, after 20 yeas of sniffing tatami between push-ups I do have a bias toward martial arts movies.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5
Kruelaid wrote:


** spoiler omitted **

*Snicker*

Yeah, I wondered a bit about that, too.


I'm BAAACK! (Sortof)

I survived my show & strike (barely) and should be getting back to a (semi) regular posting schedule. Soon.

Of course, first I have to Catch up on a weeks worth of uber-posts!

<sigh> wish me luck,... :P


DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE

Hey hay, looks like a lot of my thorny problems are clearing up. I will most likely be back to regular postage by this weekend. I'll look over the thread, and you can insert Pip back in whenever it makes sense.


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Right on...they're fighting some guys right now; they sent you back to the church, so you could double back prolly....No Big Deal; I guess whenever you want to insert, let me know and you can just walk in.


DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE

Maybe he forgot his sammich in Gittik's ruck and went back for it :P


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Gittik ate it; he thought it was hims.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

DANGIT ALL! WHERE'S MY SAMMICH!

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

Glad things are sorted Patrick.


Not only that... Z-Day lives.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Woo hoo! Zombies!

On call all weekend; I'll either be here, or I won't.


DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE

I'll be free this afternoon. I'll catch up then :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Um, yes, we are seven... So everyone gets 8385 gold, 7 silver and 2 copper instead plus the 10000 from the Wee Jas people."--Altai

8000 exp each
18385 gold, 7 silver and 2 copper.....

and a +4 amulet of health that wasn't sold

Just a friendly reminder from the dungeonmeister.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

BTW, I'm saving up money and body parts for my golem. If it's OK, I collected the white tiger rakshasa head, which is currently residing in a box of ice.

Come to think of it, I I think I'll buy scrolls of Gentle repose, Detect scrying, Locate creature and Scrying and scribe them into my spellbook. That way I can keep my golem parts fresh and start contemplating some magical espionage. So that's what Altai did over the last couple of days


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on.
I'll come up with something for the fire giantess to be up to; I hadn't thought about her for a few months what with "rakshasas and spiders and drow oh my!" at the forefront of my contemplations.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Cool! This'll be the bestest looking flesh golem evah. It still needs a torso and two legs, though...

Also, I'll just remind Pip he got a headband that gives +2 INT and CHA and gives him ranks in Bluff. Nice!

The Exchange

Easter holidays, work and writing/running games next weekend for three days mean I'm not going to be posting much for the next ten days.

I'll try to keep on top of the game but feel free to NPC my character if you have to.

Cheers


Vattnisse wrote:

BTW, I'm saving up money and body parts for my golem. If it's OK, I collected the white tiger rakshasa head, which is currently residing in a box of ice.

Come to think of it, I I think I'll buy scrolls of Gentle repose, Detect scrying, Locate creature and Scrying and scribe them into my spellbook. That way I can keep my golem parts fresh and start contemplating some magical espionage. So that's what Altai did over the last couple of days

LOL. I love this game.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"Um, yes, we are seven... So everyone gets 8385 gold, 7 silver and 2 copper instead plus the 10000 from the Wee Jas people."--Altai

8000 exp each
18385 gold, 7 silver and 2 copper.....

and a +4 amulet of health that wasn't sold

Just a friendly reminder from the dungeonmeister.

Any +4 plate?


DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE
Vattnisse wrote:
Also, I'll just remind Pip he got a headband that gives +2 INT and CHA and gives him ranks in Bluff. Nice!

Nice!

I'll also remind you guys I took a set of those +2 bracers. So I'll fork back 1K of gold, is that right?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Today's kinda real busy for me; Easter/whatnot....owell, peeps gotta buy stuff anyhow's.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Vattnisse wrote:
Also, I'll just remind Pip he got a headband that gives +2 INT and CHA and gives him ranks in Bluff. Nice!

Nice!

I'll also remind you guys I took a set of those +2 bracers. So I'll fork back 1K of gold, is that right?

Yeah - that'll balance everything out.


Stig has the amulet on his sheet. Now he can take a full round attack from himself with ONE critical, and probably remain with the living.

Bravo!


Sorry guys!
I was busy last week, then got a last-minute chance to attend a stage combat workshop and re-up some certifications, then the requisite family Easter stuff,...

Um,.. I'm back! :)

I'll catch up asap!

Didn't see anything that Elgan could use on the treasure list, but he still wants an amulet built by Altai (Amulet of mighty fists, usable by Monks and shape-shifted druids too!) :)


I was looking at a goody.

Ring of Growth. It costs 18000 gp, and can be used 1/day for up to 9 minutes. Its from 3.0, though.

And it seems a little pricey. Maybe better to keep buying potions?

What do you guys think?


BTW, I have only now ordered the PFRPG rules.... hehe.

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5
Kruelaid wrote:
BTW, I have only now ordered the PFRPG rules.... hehe.

Hard copy? It's a heft tome. I was gonna settle with just the reasonably priced PDF, but couldn't resist getting the book in the end.


Yeah, saw it in my local bookstore. It IS a solid paperweight!

Still plan on getting one, just,. not,.. yet,... $$$,...


I hit up Amazon for my PFRPG order. It's the only affordable way.

So Vats, Heathansson, what about that Ring of Growth? 18K!? Once a day?


Kruelaid wrote:

I hit up Amazon for my PFRPG order. It's the only affordable way.

So Vats, Heathansson, what about that Ring of Growth? 18K!? Once a day?

Don't tell me I have to read the rules. PLEASE! PLEASE! *sobbing and grovelling*

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5
Kruelaid wrote:

I hit up Amazon for my PFRPG order. It's the only affordable way.

So Vats, Heathansson, what about that Ring of Growth? 18K!? Once a day?

I'd recommend drinking potions and having your favourite friendly wizard cast Enlarge person on you. But it is a nifty item. Altai can't make rings, so you'll have to buy it.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

What's the ring from?
I don't see it in the 3, 3.5 dmg, or the magic item compendium; I'm looking through the last of those three books cos there might be something very similar that would give me an idea of how to price the thing.

I drove through what turned out to be a cloud of honeybees on the way home; spattered my windshield; one landed in my hair and stung me in the hand when I brushed it out of my hair; feeling drowsy from Benadryl right about now. It'll probably go away in a bit.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'll look it up in the magic item compendium when the Benadryl recedes. If I try now, I'll fall asleep.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Damned nature! That'll teach you not to zoom around in your little sports car with the roof down, or something.


Ok, some pots and:

Bracers of mage armor +4 = 16,000

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

I'll pick up that cloak of the bat, sell my cloak of elvenkind for half and keep some cash in reserve for goggles of nightvision down the track.

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5
Kruelaid wrote:

Ok, some pots and:

Bracers of mage armor +4 = 16,000

You know these don't stack with your armour, right? Just checkin'.


Vattnisse wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:

Ok, some pots and:

Bracers of mage armor +4 = 16,000

You know these don't stack with your armour, right? Just checkin'.

Crap

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