Avatar Theft will STILL not be Tolerated!


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it has come to my attention that exactly 78 others have taken my avatar! Cease and Desist, or i will be very mad!


Did anyone hear me?! There is STILL 78 other kobold cleavers on the boards! Grrr!!! >:O


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Did anyone hear me?! There is STILL 78 other kobold cleavers on the boards! Grrr!!! >:O

hmm...maybe I should become a Kobold too. :"


Silence, little blue newt!


Hey don't pick on the blue guy!
Blue is cool.

Don't cha' know.


Fray Cleaver wrote:

Hey don't pick on the blue guy!

Blue is cool.

Don't cha' know.

What--what have I started?


Nothing... nothing at all.


Kobold says what?


Naaaa...what's up, dorks?


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Fray Cleaver wrote:

Hey don't pick on the blue guy!

Blue is cool.

Don't cha' know.

What--what have I started?

Possibly something along this line


Hehehehe maybe make a Mona Cleaver avatar...


Hey...play nice or we'll take your toy swords away. May I suggest a compromise....only 1 kobold can post a night. Here is your schedule.

Kobold Cleaver: Even days ex. Jan. 2, 4, 6, 8, etc.
Fray Cleaver: Odd days: ex. Jan 1, 3, 5, 7,etc.

Either that or we can have you each write a 100 word summary of why you are the best kobold and we will decide for you.

Your choice!


Hmm. Yes. I like you. After I dominate the world, your death shall be quick and painless.


"Kobold Cleaver" sounds to me like someone who cleaves kobolds, not someone who is a kobold!


Stewie Cleaver wrote:
Hmm. Yes. I like you. After I dominate the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

That wouldn't be directed at me now would it little kobold man? If it is just say so....I'm gearing up!


OOOooo, I wanna play too!
Kobolds are the bestest evar! Kobolds like to kill paladins.


Any one else notice that several of us in this thread have the same avatar.

What a weird coincidence!


Settle down, Beavis.


We're playing Hero.


Erik Mona Day again!!!!!!!!!!!!


Counterfeit Cleaver wrote:

Any one else notice that several of us in this thread have the same avatar.

What a weird coincidence!

Weird indeed!!! ;-)


EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Stewie Cleaver wrote:
Hmm. Yes. I like you. After I dominate the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
That wouldn't be directed at me now would it little kobold man? If it is just say so....I'm gearing up!

<looks shocked> No! No! Of course not!!

I was.....just........sayin'.............<backs away slowly>


:sets up the fire pit:
Mmmmm!
Smell that roasted Paladin.


Mmmmmmmmmmm. Paladin.

They taste....

Good!


:sniff: :sniff:

hungry!


Yuck, you guys aren't really gonna eat paladin? Ewe!

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

What's wrong with a Paladin meal? A little pepper, a little tarragon, and a pinch of salt. Roast for one hour, turning constantly. Serve with mushrooms and calf's blood and you've got a nice dinner for your zombie minions...Oh wait. Kobalds don't have zombie minions. Kobalds ARE zombie minions....


Larry Lichman wrote:

What's wrong with a Paladin meal? A little pepper, a little tarragon, and a pinch of salt. Roast for one hour, turning constantly. Serve with mushrooms and calf's blood and you've got a nice dinner for your zombie minions...Oh wait. Kobalds don't have zombie minions. Kobalds ARE zombie minions....

Ariel...Ariel...ARIEL...

Now where did that paladin go? Never around when you need her.


Counterfeit Cleaver wrote:
We're playing Hero.

Classic. Now the troll has a troll. (big grin)


CourtFool wrote:
Counterfeit Cleaver wrote:
We're playing Hero.
Classic. Now the troll has a troll. (big grin)

Bree-yark!

*flexes*


Larry Lichman wrote:
What's wrong with a Paladin meal? A little pepper, a little tarragon, and a pinch of salt. Roast for one hour, turning constantly. Serve with mushrooms and calf's blood and you've got a nice dinner for your zombie minions...Oh wait. Kobalds don't have zombie minions. Kobalds ARE zombie minions....

Kobalds are, but with real Kobolds, Larry is my Lich Minion. Bwahahaha!!!

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

You're definitely a Ko-bald - I don't see any hair...

I'm thinking kobald steaks for dinner....After that, I'll swallow your soul!


Larry Lichman wrote:

You're definitely a Ko-bald - I don't see any hair...

I'm thinking kobald steaks for dinner....After that, I'll swallow your soul!

You is thinkings devourerses, sillies little licheseses.


You obviously didn't read the label inside the paladin's armor, "Proud member of McDonald's local 42 chapter of, and devotee, of the Beefy One."
So, of course, they are good eating.

Them four legged paladins are even tastier.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Fray Cleaver wrote:

You obviously didn't read the label inside the paladin's armor, "Proud member of McDonald's local 42 chapter of, and devotee, of the Beefy One."

So, of course, they are good eating.

Them four legged paladins are even tastier.

Plus, extra drumsticks!


Gee, Wally! Why do you hang out with that Eddie Haskell? He's a meth head!


Obviously, Mr. Haskell is a Paladin... see...? }:)


No way! You drink gutter water!


Wally! I cannibalized that creepy Eddie Haskell. You don't think dad'll be mad do ya?


what the smurf are you smurfin up to cleaver!


Gee, Wally! That little blue guy sure is creepy.

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