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Really I met no harm and was playing off the name of your alias. As far as I'm concerned, I thought it was a funny little thing, did not mean to steal your MO/handle/joke. I will fade into the west...

Please let me know if your Mojo is okay...

Scarab Sages

That's OK. It isn't your fault that some folks around here have very thin skins.


This is a test to see if the alias even still works.


Aberzombie wrote:
That's OK. It isn't your fault that some folks around here have very thin skins.

Thanks for letting me know-For a minute there I thought I was on Enworld/Wotc messageboards.


Hey brothers.

They need us.


Can't we all just get along?


The post are gone from that thread BTW.


Dang, Vomit Guy was my favorite forumite. He always had the best timing, only showing up when he was really needed, like Superman or the Brown Hornet.
He shall be missed.


hazel monday wrote:

Dang, Vomit Guy was my favorite forumite. He always had the best timing, only showing up when he was really needed, like Superman or the Brown Hornet.

He shall be missed.

But his levity shall live on, despite the best efforts of certain of those who didn't understand his unique sense of humor.


I'll mop the floors for you all
I'm a fly on the wall
Really big and listening

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(Forgive my ignorance.) What?


Chris Mortika wrote:
(Forgive my ignorance.) What?

Yeah what he said.

What happened?
I love Vomit Guy.


Jason Grubiak wrote:
Chris Mortika wrote:
(Forgive my ignorance.) What?

Yeah what he said.

What happened?
I love Vomit Guy.

I created a alias called Vomit Gal, and posted right after Vomit Guy, somebody else showed up with Vomit Kid and from there Mr. Frost surpressed said threads at the request of those upset by this ill-humor. So I am at fault for the assassination of Vomit Guy, which I am truly sorry.

Scarab Sages

Tobus Neth wrote:
I created a alias called Vomit Gal, and posted right after Vomit Guy, somebody else showed up with Vomit Kid and from there Mr. Frost surpressed said threads at the request of those upset by this ill-humor. So I am at fault for the assassination of Vomit Guy, which I am truly sorry.

Just remember TN, I don't blame you.

But enough of that. Let this thread become a memorial to Vomit Guy, and all the wonderful and timely puking he did on behalf of all those threads that started to lose their way amidst the chaos and hostility of these troubled times. His clever and light-hearted sound effects brought smiles to the faces of many. He never once neglected his duty when the call was put forth. Let us speak of him with fondness, remembering the many people whose lives he changed. He shall surely be missed (at least by those with a sense of humor).

*sniff* I...*sniff*...I can't go on...*sniff*

Here follows the sound of crying...

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Meh, all this sentimentality is making me sick.

Oh no, wait, that isn't allowed. Silly me!

To be fair, as an aside, I can see where Joshua was coming from. However, an instant heavy-handed response, rather than a suggestion that the joke wasn't appreciated by everyone, might have been more in keeping with the way Paizo usually runs its board.


Lights candle

Scarab Sages

Also lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


Vomit Guy wrote:
lights candle

Hey, keep quiet! You're supposed to be dead or something.

Also lights candle


lights candle


lights candle

Scarab Sages

Spoiler:
Damn! I think I need some mental help.


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle


lights candle and bong


lights candle


Tries to lights candle, realizes it has no hands

Scarab Sages

Spoiler:
Scratch that, I think we both need mental help. But who knows, maybe our efforts will result in this becoming one of the most popular threads around - if people don't catch on to the whole "alias" thing.


Lights candle and animates Vomit Guy's corpse


lights crude contrivance made of tallow and string


lights finger


Lights a candle and a few sticks of incense.


Smokes User's finger to less than desired effect.

Sovereign Court

Vomits on candle

Scarab Sages

Zootcat wrote:
Vomits on candle

Well said.

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Friends, Paizoians, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Vomit Guy, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Vomit Guy ...

sees that everyone has fallen asleep. lights a candle and fails due to the vomit on said candle. leaves a roll of paper towels instead and puts up a slippery when wet sign to prevent lawsuits.

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Sebastian wrote:

Friends, Paizoians, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Vomit Guy, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Vomit Guy ...

sees that everyone has fallen asleep. lights a candle and fails due to the vomit on said candle. leaves a roll of paper towels instead and puts up a slippery when wet sign to prevent lawsuits.

::Amends Sebastian's sign to say "slippery when vomit is present" so as to prevent Sebastian from being sued for fraud and/or misrepresentation::

Scarab Sages

Eyebite wrote:
::Amends Sebastian's sign to say "slippery when vomit is present" so as to prevent Sebastian from being sued for fraud and/or misrepresentation::

But you didn't light a candle (vomit covered or otherwise). Come on, man, you've got to light a candle - Do it for Vomit Guy!!!

Spoiler:
All the other kids are doing it.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:

Friends, Paizoians, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Vomit Guy, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Vomit Guy ...

sees that everyone has fallen asleep. lights a candle and fails due to the vomit on said candle. leaves a roll of paper towels instead and puts up a slippery when wet sign to prevent lawsuits.

*sniff* Beautiful man, just beautiful! You moved me. *sniff*


Can I say something......

Scarab Sages

NO! Shhh....you're supposed to be dead.

Spoiler:
And here I go having conversations with myself. Haven't done that in a while....

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