Mike The Tiger |
Dang, Vomit Guy was my favorite forumite. He always had the best timing, only showing up when he was really needed, like Superman or the Brown Hornet.
He shall be missed.
But his levity shall live on, despite the best efforts of certain of those who didn't understand his unique sense of humor.
Tobus Neth |
Chris Mortika wrote:(Forgive my ignorance.) What?Yeah what he said.
What happened?
I love Vomit Guy.
I created a alias called Vomit Gal, and posted right after Vomit Guy, somebody else showed up with Vomit Kid and from there Mr. Frost surpressed said threads at the request of those upset by this ill-humor. So I am at fault for the assassination of Vomit Guy, which I am truly sorry.
Aberzombie |
I created a alias called Vomit Gal, and posted right after Vomit Guy, somebody else showed up with Vomit Kid and from there Mr. Frost surpressed said threads at the request of those upset by this ill-humor. So I am at fault for the assassination of Vomit Guy, which I am truly sorry.
Just remember TN, I don't blame you.
But enough of that. Let this thread become a memorial to Vomit Guy, and all the wonderful and timely puking he did on behalf of all those threads that started to lose their way amidst the chaos and hostility of these troubled times. His clever and light-hearted sound effects brought smiles to the faces of many. He never once neglected his duty when the call was put forth. Let us speak of him with fondness, remembering the many people whose lives he changed. He shall surely be missed (at least by those with a sense of humor).
*sniff* I...*sniff*...I can't go on...*sniff*
Here follows the sound of crying...
Aubrey the Malformed |
Meh, all this sentimentality is making me sick.
Oh no, wait, that isn't allowed. Silly me!
To be fair, as an aside, I can see where Joshua was coming from. However, an instant heavy-handed response, rather than a suggestion that the joke wasn't appreciated by everyone, might have been more in keeping with the way Paizo usually runs its board.
Sebastian Bella Sara Charter Superscriber |
Friends, Paizoians, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Vomit Guy, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Vomit Guy ...
sees that everyone has fallen asleep. lights a candle and fails due to the vomit on said candle. leaves a roll of paper towels instead and puts up a slippery when wet sign to prevent lawsuits.
Eyebite RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32 |
Friends, Paizoians, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Vomit Guy, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Vomit Guy ...sees that everyone has fallen asleep. lights a candle and fails due to the vomit on said candle. leaves a roll of paper towels instead and puts up a slippery when wet sign to prevent lawsuits.
::Amends Sebastian's sign to say "slippery when vomit is present" so as to prevent Sebastian from being sued for fraud and/or misrepresentation::
Aberzombie |
::Amends Sebastian's sign to say "slippery when vomit is present" so as to prevent Sebastian from being sued for fraud and/or misrepresentation::
But you didn't light a candle (vomit covered or otherwise). Come on, man, you've got to light a candle - Do it for Vomit Guy!!!
Aberzombie |
Friends, Paizoians, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Vomit Guy, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Vomit Guy ...sees that everyone has fallen asleep. lights a candle and fails due to the vomit on said candle. leaves a roll of paper towels instead and puts up a slippery when wet sign to prevent lawsuits.
*sniff* Beautiful man, just beautiful! You moved me. *sniff*