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Lights Candle


Lights Candle

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Lights Candle


Lights candle

Sczarni

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure, Companion, Lost Omens Subscriber

lights candle, sticking it in the pool like a birthday cake

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

::Comes rushing in with a fire extinguisher, ready to put out the blaze that has set off all the fire alarms in the building::

::Sees that it's just a bunch of candles::

::Looks around, completely bewildered::

::Walks away, still clueless::

Spoiler:
::Slips in a pool of vomit::

Sovereign Court Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder

lights candle, hands out fake vomit to all attending


It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it!

Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon.

Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster").

Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits!

So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency!

This e-mail is confidential and may also be privileged. Please notify us immediately if you are not the intended recipient. You should not copy it, forward it or use it for any purpose or disclose the contents to any person. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify us as soon as possible and destroy your copy. Unless otherwise expressly stated, this e-mail is not intended to constitute a business letter, order form or other offer or invitation to you, nor does this e-mail form the basis of any contract. Contracts may not be concluded by e-mail and any contract or agreement attached is subject to contract and shall not and is not intended to create a legally binding relationship.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

:fashions candle out of hardened vomit.

:lights candle.

:covers nose.


lights candle

wonders who and what caused Vomit Guy's death

tries to resist urge to vomit at sight of vomit

*vomits*


*drinks candle*


*lights candle*

I'd like to say something...

*approaches podium*

I'm glad to see everyone could make it. There's going to be refreshments afterwards. Little cakes and sh*t. It'll be totally worth vomit guy dying when you see these cucumber cakes we had catered.

Anyway...the first time I met vomit guy was on the boards, he puked on the thread that I was adding to and I realized, here is someone who really gets it...syrup of Ipacac that is.


*reluctantly lights a candle when his threats go unheeded*

*eats one of H. Hunni's cakes, hoping that what was meant was 'cakes and sh*t' not that this is an actual 'cake made of dung'*

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Aberzombie wrote:
Eyebite wrote:
::Amends Sebastian's sign to say "slippery when vomit is present" so as to prevent Sebastian from being sued for fraud and/or misrepresentation::

But you didn't light a candle (vomit covered or otherwise). Come on, man, you've got to light a candle - Do it for Vomit Guy!!!

** spoiler omitted **

::Lights a vomit scented candle::

Mmm


Creates candle in new alternate universe where he has his summer home.

Lights candle with plasma from one of his stars.

Ponders why no one likes Crystal Spheres anymore.

Taps on Crystal Sphere.

Hopes if he makes a new set of gods, they don't grow up to act like the old ones.

Forgets why he was lighting the candle in the first place.

Realizes 1000 years have passed.

Wonders if Drizzt and Elminster are still around now.


Douses self in gasoline. Lights self on fire in protest. Begins running around and screaming, until finally rolling on the ground to put it out, beating "kill me kill me" in morse code on the floor with what was once his head.


Rubs two candles together trying to start a match on fire.


Mammon, Hasbro V.P. Assets Div. wrote:

*reluctantly lights a candle when his threats go unheeded*

*eats one of H. Hunni's cakes, hoping that what was meant was 'cakes and sh*t' not that this is an actual 'cake made of dung'*

Oh no, those really really are Cucumber Sh*t cakes, it's my Pep-pep's recipe. The catering people kept on asking if I was sure. What's their problem?

Dark Archive RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32

*starts a city-wide conflagration*

Heh... oops. I wondered where that lit candle had gone off to...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Ah, what the ...?

My post, about a vomit-scented candle, was eaten.

Let me just assure you all it was pure brilliance.

I pretty much won the entire internet, it was so good.


*Lights candle and tells Eyebite to get lost*


*Sprays the whole vigil, and I mean everyone, with gasoline. Laughs insanely and flees.


*lays on the floor prone and burning, AC 12


Mammon, Hasbro V.P. Assets Div. wrote:

It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it!

Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon.

Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster").

Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits!

So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency!

This e-mail is confidential and may also be privileged. Please notify us immediately if you are not the intended recipient. You should not copy it, forward it or use it for any purpose or disclose the contents to any person. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify us as soon as possible and destroy your copy. Unless otherwise expressly stated, this e-mail is not intended to constitute a business letter, order form or other offer or invitation to you, nor does this e-mail form the basis of any contract. Contracts may not be concluded by e-mail and any contract or agreement attached is subject to contract and shall not and is not intended to create a legally binding relationship.

Comes back with more gas just for Mammon.


What's up Doc?


Morons


Blaaarrrrffffff!!!!We will have our revenge!!!


Kruelaid wrote:
*Sprays the whole vigil, and I mean everyone, with gasoline. Laughs insanely and flees.

Hands Kruelaid gasoline-soaked candle and watches the fun


Vomit Guy will be missed :(

I think he's just a victim of a militant emetophobe. BTW, there was already plenty of barf on that thread :/


Soon these boards will be as Clearchannel Broadcasting.


*Anyone notice that the 4e Threads above gots a Sticky!


Hissyfits Kitty wrote:
Soon these boards will be as Clearchannel Broadcasting.

Well aren't you a big meany, stink-head. Why are you making fun of certain people who might complain that your behavior is obnoxious. Meany!

Spoiler:
P.S. Check out my profile


DontBeCruel wrote:
Hissyfits Kitty wrote:
Soon these boards will be as Clearchannel Broadcasting.

Well aren't you a big meany, stink-head. Why are you making fun of certain people who might complain that your behavior is obnoxious. Meany!

** spoiler omitted **

Okay, this is a bit too far, I think. Vomit Guy was fun and all, but these are really personal attacks. Passive aggressive ones, yes, but still personal. It's one thing to be Mr. In-Your-Face, it's another thing to do something like this.


DontBeCruel wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
I did Aberzombie, btw How did Iconlastic Scream come up with your name anyway.


Let it die and get out of my mind
We don't see eye to eye
Or hear ear to ear -Feist

I feel.

on a side note; Adventures in Youtube watch Leonard Nimoy sing about Bilbo Baggins...Its hurts us!


Tobus Neth is hurting my feelings! *Cries in corner*


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Tobus Neth is hurting my feelings! *Cries in corner*

now now little kobold it's okay. looks I gots you a smurf to play with


Tobus Neth wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Tobus Neth is hurting my feelings! *Cries in corner*
now now little kobold it's okay. looks I gots you a ----- to play with

Get lost, smrf fool.


No more Vomit Guy????

Worst
Day
Ever....

*looks around...*

What the H#LL happened to all of the candles???


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Get lost, smrf fool.

Keep it up dragon pup, I know a Guy whom will smarf all over you.

Scarab Sages

JTStorm wrote:

No more Vomit Guy????

Worst
Day
Ever....

*looks around...*

What the H#LL happened to all of the candles???

Lights another candle


Also lights another candle


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Lights another candle


Lights another candle


Lights a grease fire, then searches frantically for a fire extinguisher to put it out.


Lights a pine scented candle... (had to go find one, sorry)


What the F**K!!! I ain't cleanin this up! I QUIT


Kicks the sensitive artist.

Starts unpacking his Acme Napalm Raincloud Generator.

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