Vark! Shazam! Weapon! Calamity! Ooo! Sirens! Yow! Snarf! The Regulars Are Coming! The Regulars Are Coming!

[Thorn of Clovenwood]

Yup.

[Tobus Neth]

A walrus can kick a polar bears ass!any day of the week

[Shenzoe]

Freaky were poodles have freaky eyes :p

[Heathansson]

The goat bewitched me!

[Free User 9-12-17-088]

IT WAS THE MONSTER MASH!

[Heathansson]

Free User 9-12-17-088 wrote:

IT WAS THE MONSTER MASH!

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

[Arctaris]

Tobus Neth wrote:

A walrus can kick a polar bears ass!any day of the week

Any day except for the first seven.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

I fought the law and the law won.

[Heathansson]

You gotta fight for the right to party!!!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

"Which came first? The shitty music or the shitty drugs?"
- Henry Rollins

[Heathansson]

"Sid!!! Sid!!! What about the farewell drugs, Sid?"

[Larry Lichman]

It's not that I don't like people. It's just that I feel better when they're not around.

[Kruelaid]

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley

[mwbeeler]

Larry Lichman wrote:

It's not that I don't like people. It's just that I feel better when they're not around.

I think that quote just summed up my entire life.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

"Julius Caesar once said, 'I came, I saw, I went.'"

- Anonymous high school student

[NecroticBanana]

moo moo moo...i'm vodoo cursing you

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

NecroticBanana wrote:

moo moo moo...i'm vodoo cursing you

Aaah... Another fan...

Are you not amused?

[Heathansson]

wuh?

[Kruelaid]

gaaaaAAAAAAZAAAT!

[Heathansson]

Happy Noodle Boy?

[Heathansson]

Cool.

[Kruelaid]

I just realized the deeper meaning of this thread. It's all so clear. You see, it ... ack! cough! cough!

<expires>

[Free User 9-12-17-088]

I WANT YOU FOR U.S. ARMY

[Heathansson]

Pura Vida!

[The Jade]

Is this what I think it is?

Should I taste it?

[Heathansson]

Live it!
Right Shiny?

[Beaver Cleaver]

what tha?....

[Jal Dorak]

Whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist?

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

"Breakfast is no longer being served! Prepare to get brunched! In the face!"

If you can figure out where that's from without reading the spoiler, you get 50,000 awesome points from yours truly.

Spoiler:

- Action Hank, "Dexter's Laboratory"

[Kruelaid]

BAdBRAiNS!

[Ubermench]

May cause anal seepage or oily discharge

[Jal Dorak]

Kruelaid wrote:

I just realized the deeper meaning of this thread. It's all so clear. You see, it ... ack! cough! cough!

<expires>

I think he is only slightly dead. Why would he bother to write "ack! cough! cough!"?

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Kruelaid wrote:

BAdBRAiNS!

KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHERF%&#ERS!

[aitch]

Mom...?

[Sarah Palin]

North Koreastan!

[Ubermench]

Jal Dorak wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

I just realized the deeper meaning of this thread. It's all so clear. You see, it ... ack! cough! cough!

<expires>

I think he is only slightly dead. Why would he bother to write "ack! cough! cough!"?

Maybe he was dictating.

hehe I said dict

[Jal Dorak]

Not scones. Very cruel, giant tea bag.

[Sarah Palin]

I can see Russia from my house!

[Joe Biden]

I remember watching FDR on TV back in '29. He was a great man.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

I knew Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson was a friend of mine. And you, Senator, are no Thomas Jefferson.

[flash_cxxi]

I think I am coming to this Thread too late to fully appreciate the subtle complexities of the message being espoused.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

I swear, I never touched your daughter, Mr. President.

[Ubermench]

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Statisticians are the agnostics of mathematics.

[Postocles, Thread Necromancer]

It lives.

[KenderKin]

From all appearances this thread did not have enough direction or motivation to live.....

[The Balcony-Seat Hecklers]

"I wouldn't be so sure, KenderKin..."

"After all, that never stopped YOU!"

"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[KenderKin]

"Snap, crackle, pop, heckler crispies!"

[Molten Dragon]

If I'm the last one to post, do I win?

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

Not unless you can out-parp 76 (fairy) trombones, AT THE BIG PARADE.