Dangerous female ninjas on the loose!!!

[Vattnisse]

Aberzombie wrote:

What in the wide, wide world o'sports is a goin on here?

Gnefarious gnome gninjas are whipping each other into a fregnzy. Other than that, nothing.

[Heathansson]

Hahahahahaha. ha.
Kunoichiminions. Idonot fear. You.
HA. Hahahaha. Ha.

[GAAAHHHH]

Ninja fight!!!

Edit - The worst thing about a ninja fight is that no one can see them.

[CourtFool]

GAAAHHHH wrote:

Ninja fight!!!

…is the fray of the ninja.

[CourtFool]

I has ninja!!11!1!111

[Heathansson]

CourtFool wrote:

GAAAHHHH wrote:

Ninja fight!!!

…is the fray of the ninja.

Who's the Frey and Freyja of the ninja?

[CourtFool]

He, who bestows peace and pleasure on mortals, is the Freyr of the ninja.
His sister, is the Freyja of the ninja.

[Heathansson]

CourtFool wrote:

He, who bestows peace and pleasure on mortals, is the Freyr of the ninja.

His sister, is the Freyja of the ninja.

Mr. Roarke?

[Heathansson]

"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
Bill Shatner: toupe of the ninja.

[baron arem heshvaun]

Aberzombie wrote:

What in the wide, wide world o'sports is a goin on here?

Chugging sake.

The cheap stuff

[CourtFool]

Recovering from a sake binge is the AA of the ninja.

[Dirk Gently]

CourtFool wrote:

I has ninja!!11!1!111

See, ninja's and kitties go together!

[Heathansson]

meh...too easy.

[Gninjita]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Chugging sake.

The cheap stuff

*shudders*

[Heathansson]

Gninjita wrote:

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Chugging sake.

The cheap stuff

*shudders*

hahahaha.

ha.
ahahahahahaha.
Drinksomegirlnin-ja.........
It'llputhaironyourchest!!!

hahahahahahaaaaa!

[Gninjita]

Heathansson wrote:

Drinksomegirlnin-ja.........

It'llputhaironyourchest!!!

I'm not a dwarf, I don't need hair on my chest! You drink it, you're the one that needs to stay hairy!

[Heathansson]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Youhavequiteawaywithwordsmissy!
hahaha!
I only drink fermented mare's milk!!!!
ha!

[baron arem heshvaun]

Heathansson wrote:

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Youhavequiteawaywithwordsmissy!
hahaha!
I only drink fermented mare's milk!!!!
ha!

I thought that's what 2 ed battleragers drink

[Mike McArtor]

Heathansson wrote:

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Youhavequiteawaywithwordsmissy!
hahaha!
I only drink fermented mare's milk!!!!
ha!

Heathy. I'm not sure anyone has ever mentioned this before, but you're kinda weird sometimes.

Just sometimes, mind you.

[Sharoth]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Youhavequiteawaywithwordsmissy!
hahaha!
I only drink fermented mare's milk!!!!
ha!

Heathy. I'm not sure anyone has ever mentioned this before, but you're kinda weird sometimes.

Just sometimes, mind you.

Just kinda wierd? Just sometimes? ~shakes my head in disbelief~ Um, Mike... He is More than kinda wierd. And he is always that way.

[Mike McArtor]

Sharoth wrote:

Just kinda wierd? Just sometimes? ~shakes my head in disbelief~ Um, Mike... He is More than kinda wierd. And he is always that way.

Well, you know... sometimes he makes sense...

*shrug*

[Heathansson]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Youhavequiteawaywithwordsmissy!
hahaha!
I only drink fermented mare's milk!!!!
ha!

Heathy. I'm not sure anyone has ever mentioned this before, but you're kinda weird sometimes.

Just sometimes, mind you.

I'm quiet and unassuming in the real world.

[Heathansson]

(when I'm sober).

[Mike McArtor]

Heathansson wrote:

(when I'm sober).

Which, my friend, is a sad state to be in, and one in which I find myself entirely too often. ;D

[Aberzombie]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

(when I'm sober).

Which, my friend, is a sad state to be in, and one in which I find myself entirely too often. ;D

What is this "sober" you speak of? Some divine punishment mayhaps?

[Heathansson]

Hahaha. Ha.
What?

Hahahahahaha.

[Heathansson]

Theseninjasareweak.
Ninja High Scool shouldbeashamed.

Hahahahah.
a.

[CourtFool]

Zero Wing is the What you say!! of the ninja.

[Rhavin]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mike McArtor wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

(when I'm sober).

Which, my friend, is a sad state to be in, and one in which I find myself entirely too often. ;D

What is this "sober" you speak of? Some divine punishment mayhaps?

Those of us who have mastered "the way of the eccentric maniac" do not need sake to enjoy themselves for we are in a peretual state of zaniness. All the benefits of being drunk without a hangover... that'll come when we masters die and are sent strait to hell without judicial review.

[Mike McArtor]

Rhavin wrote:

Those of us who have mastered "the way of the eccentric maniac" do not need sake to enjoy themselves for we are in a peretual state of zaniness. All the benefits of being drunk without a hangover... that'll come when we masters die and are sent strait to hell without judicial review.

Hmm...

Eternal damnation.

Hangover.

Eternal damnation.

Hangover.

...

...

Hangover it is!

*sips sake*

[Wolfgang Baur]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Hangover it is!

*sips sake*

The price of Drunken Monkey Style is.... eternal hangover. :P

[Mike McArtor]

Wolfgang Baur wrote:

The price of Drunken Monkey Style is.... eternal hangover. :P

Oi.

What other styles ya got? :D

[Turin the Mad]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Wolfgang Baur wrote:

The price of Drunken Monkey Style is.... eternal hangover. :P

Oi.

What other styles ya got? :D

Inebriated Gorilla ... Hammered Orangutang ... Shnockered Chinchilla ...

[Mike McArtor]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Inebriated Gorilla ... Hammered Orangutang ... Shnockered Chinchilla ...

Got any that won't cause me a hangover?

And aren't based on a simian?

You know, like maybe the Marshmallow Sloth Style or the Chocolate Fluffy Kitten Style?

[Heathansson]

Hahahahahaaaa!

Fitshaced decapitated male preying mantis-style.

HA!

Idestroyyourvillage! Don'tyouwantREVENGE???

[Aberzombie]

Is there a style that's good for undead?

[Mike McArtor]

Aberzombie wrote:

Is there a style that's good for undead?

Arm-Throw Lose-Foot Style is very popular with the shambling crowd these days, I hear.

[CourtFool]

Arm-Throw Lose-Foot Style also known as the Savate of the undead ninja.

[Aberzombie]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Is there a style that's good for undead?

Arm-Throw Lose-Foot Style is very popular with the shambling crowd these days, I hear.

Sweet! Just call me Bruce ZombLee.

[baron arem heshvaun]

Mike McArtor wrote:

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Master Ninja McArtor you should get your hands on the vid game 'Heavenly Sword'

I have heard good things about this game. I'll need to check it out some time. :)

I just finished Heavenly Sword after 2 weeks of blissful wasting time on it, think of it as the Adventure Path of video games. Definitely recommended for Master Ninja McAtor and your endless minions.

[Mike McArtor]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

I just finished Heavenly Sword after 2 weeks of blissful wasting time on it, think of it as the Adventure Path of video games. Definitely recommended for Master Ninja McAtor and your endless minions.

Ah! Arigato!

*bows*

[The Thread Necromancer]

** Oh No, Not Again **

[Tacticslion]

The Thread Necromancer wrote:

** Oh No, Not Again **

Like... wow.

This was literally just linked in an unrelated thread.

That's coincidental!

(Nice necro, by the way. I was able to use this thread in another!)

[1d4 Hippie Larva]

Tacticslion wrote:

(Nice necro, by the way. I was able to use this thread in another!)

Xzibit Necromancy is soooo 2005. <1d4 ⇒ 1 hippie larva roll their non-existent eyes.>