What is this thread abou—DAMMIT! I lost again. ;_;
Ha ha ha! You suck! :P
I is for the way I lose
L is for losing
O is for oranges, which cannot lose
S is for "sorry, you lose"
E is the last letter in "lose"
HAHAHAHA! I someone who WON! AH HA! my cat looked at the screen then licked it...HE WINS!:(, but i lose:)
So if I lick my screen do I win? It doesn't look that appetizing so... I lose.
I know what I say:
Can you guess?
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Lose,ose,se,e,e,es,eso,esol, YAY! I lose!
I'm a loser bay-beh, so why don't ya kill me?
I just dropped in to tell you all you're nutters and to... well, lose.
I'm a loser bay-beh, so why don't ya kill me?
I lost, so i can't buy any pitch forks ahahaha
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I'm a loser bay-beh, so why don't ya kill me?
With thanks to the Interwebs...
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo. Cut it.
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil on a Bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Thats chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....
(I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(know what I'm sayin'?)
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Now I want to buy that song off iTunes... I guess that means I lose. Again.
You lost
I lose
They are all losers
Publisher's Clearing House said I may already be a winner. That's got to count for something.
** spoiler omitted **
Some guy keeps sending me an email that I won the Irish lottery.
I lose.
Same here i lose too!
Publisher's Clearing House said I may already be a winner. That's got to count for something.
** spoiler omitted **
Some guy keeps sending me an email that I won the Irish lottery.
I lose.
I also (losing and the lottery thing). Odd, as I don't live in Ireland, I'm not even a little Irish, and I've never been to Ireland.
i got a british on too! urrrg taking stench damage on the Xtreme slope, i am beaten up i lose
ARG!!! You know , you think I'd be able to avoid this by now, but I really can't.
DAMMIT! I'm losing more than everyone else. I sould just stop looking down the screen as far as this section.
Save me,
Free me from my heart this time.
The trains gone
Down the track and I've stayed behind.
But nothing can free me
from this ball and chain
I've made up my mind
I would leave today.
But you're keepin'
Me goin'
I know it's insane
Because I love you
And lose again
When the heart calls
The mind obeys
Oh it knows better than me, baby.
If I hold on
For one more day,
Oh maybe, maybe he'll be true
And nothing can free me
From this ball and chain
I've made up my mind
I would leave today
But you're keepin'
Me goin'
I know it's insane
Because I love you and lose again.
*Feasting on Flesh*.......BRAINS!!!
*Feasting on Flesh*.......BRAINS!!!
I...lose...?
*Feasting on Flesh*.......BRAINS!!!I...lose...?
* walking slowly toward Dirk* BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSS!
I win.
Now before anyone says anything in the difference of this idiocy I guess I will cut you off. If you had 1 ball (#358) in your hand and I told you had 2 more draws in the bowl of balls and you drew another (#359). I then take the bowl away and said "Okay, you're done". You would retort "I have another draw". You would be right and NO one would question it; however, I guess the people at Paizo Publishing see this kind of practice normal? I find it outrageous.
el skootro
I win.
Now before anyone says anything in the difference of this idiocy I guess I will cut you off. If you had 1 ball (#358) in your hand and I told you had 2 more draws in the bowl of balls and you drew another (#359). I then take the bowl away and said "Okay, you're done". You would retort "I have another draw". You would be right and NO one would question it; however, I guess the people at Paizo Publishing see this kind of practice normal? I find it outrageous.el skootro
Still angry?
Still angry?I win.
Now before anyone says anything in the difference of this idiocy I guess I will cut you off. If you had 1 ball (#358) in your hand and I told you had 2 more draws in the bowl of balls and you drew another (#359). I then take the bowl away and said "Okay, you're done". You would retort "I have another draw". You would be right and NO one would question it; however, I guess the people at Paizo Publishing see this kind of practice normal? I find it outrageous.el skootro
Why my good chap, El Skootro is certainly not angry. He is quite simply trying to follow your advice and make people lose in a rather annoying fashion. As a loyal subject of the realm, El Skootro only plays by the rules.
Hmm, I suppose we lose now, don't we?
His royal highness,
King of Paizovania
........... GAME OVER I DIED
aah ha
I lose
Eat at Joe's
I lose.
This is the first time I lost this game... that means I outlasted all of you. If I lost last does that somehow mean I won?
Well this post has new life it seems. Who is the last loser?
I'd say I'm the last loser but clearly there's a lot of losers who have yet to lose last.
Oh very well...
I am the last loser. And for the next ten seconds that makes me the winner. EAT THAT! KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT!
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I'd say I'm the last loser but clearly there's a lot of losers who have yet to lose last.
It is difficult indeed to determine the last loser in a game where losing is all that truly lasts.
Last time I lost I was the last loser, but that loss did not last.
Now the next loser will look at me as the last loser and himself the new, though he will be the last loser in the list.
Not to worry, it is not a loss that lasts lest you look and lose again.
Alliteration is a slippery slope. Plan on camping at the bottom.
I had an uncle, Ol' Anonymous 15, who leapt languidly from a lofty ledge to land lasciviously on a luscious Latvian lady's leg, but limping and looking off lazily he lost leverage and... well, fourteen L's later and we use his skull to hold change now.
Read through the whole thread the first time, which made me think about Gams, then forgot about it while I tried to order a pizza online. Now here I am thinking about gams again. I can't tell if I win or lose.
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I had an uncle, Ol' Anonymous 15, who leapt languidly from a lofty ledge to land lasciviously on a luscious Latvian lady's leg, but limping and looking off lazily he lost leverage and... well, fourteen L's later and we use his skull to hold change now.
Foggy-headed family falling fatally frequently foments forlorn feelings, fortunately finding fulfilling functions for final fragments of fractured frame frequently...makes things better.
You're a braver man than I, Ungoded. Whatever you do... do not look down.
mwbeeler... I believe you won the game. Please go to Talahassee immediately to collect your prize.
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You're a braver man than I, Ungoded.
But which is the greater virtue: Bravery or Brevity? I suppose it doesn't matter, as I possess neither in abudance. Levity, however, I do not lack.
Whatever you do... do not look down.
I'm afraid I can't help it, the unfortunate tale of your uncle has left me feeling sad.