| Full Name |
It's certainly NOT Mike McArtor |
| Race |
Whatever Mike is, I'm not |
| Classes/Levels |
Unlike Mike, I have lots of class |
| Gender |
Mike's a boy, so I guess I'm not |
| Size |
Not the same size as Mike, I tell you what |
| Age |
Young and cute (unlike that old codger) |
| Special Abilities |
Arguing with Mike McArtor |
| Alignment |
Chaotic anti-Mike |
| Deity |
Whichever one Mike worships, I don't |
| Location |
Wherever Mike isn't |
| Languages |
Oh no! We have one thing in common! |
| Occupation |
Disagreeing with Mike |
| Homepage URL |
www.notmikemcartor.com |
About NOT Mike McArtor
I am NOT Mike McArtor.
I am NOT an editor.
I don't write.
I don't call.
I don't remember your birthday.
