Why are we here?
Dear Bizzaro,
Am I Baby Smurf's mom?
Dear Bizarro,
I've got a friend who gets aroused when looking at Mammy Graul. Can you give me any advice... err. for him?
KA
Even if Heathansson am not Bizarro. He not funny standin.
.me am Not(?) guest host this thread, and David Brenner didn't do for Johnny CarsoN
Ed McMahon am you?
Me more anxious. Hoped you might not be Jay BizarrLeno.
Dear Bizarro,
Is this a stupid question?
Thanks,
Sharoth
(~grins~)
Hi Bizarro,
My cats keep on meowing at me for hours and hours, i fed them, i pet them and they keep meowing over and over and over. What should i do meow?
Bizarro not get lost for a few months because of Daylight Savings Time and him come back to not find mess. What is not up with that?
Bizarro not apologize for getting lost and behind on questions. Funny dog man do a great job filling in for Bizarro. Bizarro not looking to hire Fat Joey's copyright lawyers as we am speaking.
Bizarro look over thread and in order to not catch up on him backlog quickly, Bizarro not give good advice to cover all previous questions quickly . . .
Answer C.
Now Bizarro will not gladly entertain any new questions, after he am busy burning fleas off of user . . . upser . . . butt inner with fur.
Me am no found this thread at the bottom of a septic tank and it am not mine. Me don't claim salvage rights--it's ins't the International Law of the Sea!!!
Hairy dog man not talk funny . . .
It's not okay. Me take you your thread back. You am suckier advice taker than me not irregardless.
Me am not thanking you for giving me back advice column with wonderful compliment. Me am thrilled at your commenda . . . codem . . .condemna . . . nice words.
Wonderful? Paugh!!! Me am try be mean and you am complement me!
You'll show Me!!!!!
Funny dog man not jealous because me am having frost vision and heat breath, and him only not having dog breath.
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Huh! You am not the one am jealous. Only because not Superman can harm me withought silver, and him resist my claw/claw/bite; him super resistant to magic. Him not need Batman's help. Him not need Zatanna's help. Me not whup him them dirty lickin's.
Superman am not whup you EVERY COMIC ME NOT GOT. It's not repetitive.
YOU should am not ask ME how NOT WHUP SUPERMAN.
Everybody quit asking me advice!!! Make me sane!!! Too much noise!!!!!
Me am already not answered everything that can be asked. Am you paying close attention or what? The answer am not being C. Funny dog man must have taken SATs before.
Hmmm....me no got question. Why am Superman so much bad lookinger than Bizarro am not?
Maybe Bizarro not set Superbo . . . "young" Superman Prime free to punch wall and make funny dog man disappear. And me am so not closer to having a chance with Lo-iz that funny dog man isn't.
Chief Technical Officer
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Woohoo! The real freaky Bizarro guy is much funnier than the stand-in dog guy. He was freaky in all the wrong ways. It's like when you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the frickin' understudy is filling in for the female lead.
Anyway...
Bizarro,
When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do?
Bizarro,When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do?
This am easy question for Bizarro to answer, because the last time Bizarro am going to a Broadway show, him going to see Cats. How am the Hell am you not knowing when the understudy am on stage then? Bizarro am thinking that the producers should not say, "this am not substitute pussy tonight."
Bizarro not hate Cats with the burning passion of a thousand suns (er . . . Fat Joey's lawyers may not want to keep that phrase for Sentry guy . . . Bizarro not have to check with legal department).
Am that weird bubble and ribbon thing in Revenge of the Sith not playing on Coruscant Broadway in Star Wars. Bizarro am not wondering about this.
Bizarro am hoping this not help at all, no thank you for asking.
Yes. Yes you are. And Angelina Jolie isn't going to adopt Baby Smurf.Dear Bizzaro,
Am I Baby Smurf's mom?
Dang it! I'm livin' in the wrong country for her to adobt that slobberin' kid. Smurfette out!
Dear Bizzaro, how could that little blue hussy NOT know that baby was hers?!
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Hmmm....me no got question. Why am Superman so much bad lookinger than Bizarro am not?Maybe Bizarro not set Superbo . . . "young" Superman Prime free to punch wall and make funny dog man disappear. And me am so not closer to having a chance with Lo-iz that funny dog man isn't.
Are you am sarcastic?
Are you am sarcastic?
We am not having a saying in Bizarro World . . . funny dog man is not as funny dog man doesn't. This am not making perfect sense.
Dear Bizzaro, how could that little blue hussy NOT know that baby was hers?!
Psychologists not have term for this called cognitive dissogno . . . dissentive . . . digestive . . . er . . . not right in head. I am what happen when one female live with 99 males and definitely know who father of little blue baby is. It not sad commentary on Smur . . . er . . . little blue men culture (me am not learning to get into trouble by typing things from little friend Myxlptlyx).
Me am hoping this not do you any good. No thanks for posting.
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Woohoo! The real freaky Bizarro guy is much funnier than the stand-in dog guy. He was freaky in all the wrong ways. It's like when you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the frickin' understudy is filling in for the female lead.
Anyway...
Bizarro,
When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do?
Me cannot field this one.
Me would not take her away to my underground lair, and serenade her with Music of the Night by Andrew Lloyd Weber.Okay, me not done this time for sure.
Me cannot field this one.
Me would not take her away to my underground lair, and serenade her with Music of the Night by Andrew Lloyd Weber.
Okay, me not done this time for sure.
You am so talented in wooing kidnapped women. Of course you am not wanting to kidnap her and recreating her entire city for her then not putting her in danger so you am not able to repeatedly save her. You am not SO much more romantic than Bizarro am. Not amateur.