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Dear Bizzaro, how could that little blue hussy NOT know that baby was hers?!

They must since he's still hanging around all y'all.

It's ok, my soul mate has shown me things I never thought would be possible. There's this thing he does with his... well never mind. I hope you and Spanky have a spankin' good time. (I know I am)

Haley wrote:

Dear Fake Healer,

WTH is with this Dear Smurfette crap?! What about us mister man? I thought we had something? I remember our 1st adventure into the woods and you showed me just what kind of healing a man can do for a woman. *sniff, I'm not gonna cry damit* If this is about Elan, forget it, he means nothing to me. I mean it, it was just a kiss, that's all, I swear. I could never be with a bard that thinks he's invisible when he's naked. *tear stain*

Come on, pleeeeese Fakey Baby, don't leave me. *snif snif* I think...*hiccup* I think... uhm... I'm in love, with our adventuring life. I need you by my side, your sheild comes in handy. I like standing behind you and knowing that no matter what you'll protect me.

But if I find out that you've been "Smurfing her in the smurfhole" then well, that's it. I can't be with a man who would be with a little tramp in that way. Besides, what does that little blue b#*@% have that I don't? You know that she's got a child and I'm sure she doesn't know who that baby's daddy is. Are you prepared to take on that responsibility? I don't think so, you like traveling around on your little adventures too much. Her and her baby will just weigh you down and expect all the treasure.

Come back to me Fakey, please. I'll stay away from Elan. Roy and that little backstabbing Belkar too if you want me to. I'm willing to work to keep this relationship if you are. Please, just come back.

Your's always,
Haley

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Dear, sweet Haley,

I know that our time together was great. I wish I could give more of myself to you, but my time with Smurfette has left me as "damaged". I will always remember our time together with fondness (especially the night I made you speak in tongues, glad you snapped out of that finally) but I can't give you a heart that is missing pieces of itself.
Elan is a good man (half-elf, whatever), he may be a bit dense but his heart is good and pure, without the blackness that threatens...

Alright little mister HANDY man, if that's the way you want it. I just don't have the energy to fight you on this. *snif snif* I did some soul searching last night and I have found my soul mate. He said he could make me a queen. *sigh*

Oh, and if we do run into each other in a shop buying equipment, I hope it's an armoury so I'll have someone..um.. I mean something to test the weapons on. Also, I hope your ladder never extends again.

Hatefully,
Haley

Dear Fake Healer,

WTH is with this Dear Smurfette crap?! What about us mister man? I thought we had something? I remember our 1st adventure into the woods and you showed me just what kind of healing a man can do for a woman. *sniff, I'm not gonna cry damit* If this is about Elan, forget it, he means nothing to me. I mean it, it was just a kiss, that's all, I swear. I could never be with a bard that thinks he's invisible when he's naked. *tear stain*

Come on, pleeeeese Fakey Baby, don't leave me. *snif snif* I think...*hiccup* I think... uhm... I'm in love, with our adventuring life. I need you by my side, your sheild comes in handy. I like standing behind you and knowing that no matter what you'll protect me.

But if I find out that you've been "Smurfing her in the smurfhole" then well, that's it. I can't be with a man who would be with a little tramp in that way. Besides, what does that little blue b*~#* have that I don't? You know that she's got a child and I'm sure she doesn't know who that baby's daddy is. Are you prepared to take on that responsibility? I don't think so, you like traveling around on your little adventures too much. Her and her baby will just weigh you down and expect all the treasure.

Come back to me Fakey, please. I'll stay away from Elan. Roy and that little backstabbing Belkar too if you want me to. I'm willing to work to keep this relationship if you are. Please, just come back.

Your's always,
Haley