But they're undead smurfs & that's not smurfy either.
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Yes. Yes you are. And Angelina Jolie isn't going to adopt Baby Smurf. Dang it! I'm livin' in the wrong country for her to adobt that slobberin' kid. Smurfette out! 
Dear Bizzaro, Am I Baby Smurf's mom? 
To Mr's Handy and Spanky, I, Smurfette refuse you both. Handy, because I just don't think you could keep up with me anymore. I've changed, as you can see. You're a sweet guy and all but we've just grown apart. Spanky, dude, I could so rock your world. I'm sure we'd get along great but I'm hookin' it with these guys until the well runs dry. Hey can either of you watch Baby Smurf while I'm gone? Sincerely,
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