Omg a wackobeast!
[lays traps]
ED: Sweeeeeeeeeet, i just brought this mindless thread onto p11! W00t! It's like winning the lottery... cept I don't get shit.
Anonymous User 69 seems to have anonymously bumped us up another page. The Thread Bumper wishes for me to inform all of you that he is saddened by his true purpose in life being so often deprived of him.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
The pasty devilling is insecure. Unmask him for the coward he is and you'll win. Kinda like in pro wrestling.
Anonymous User 69 is the cousin we don't talk about. He got into blue movies and a few years later was showing people his special business for nickels down by the Laundromat.
Come back to us, 69... the door is always open.
Was he in Blue Hawaii wit' Elvis.
I thought he was in From Here to Eternity with Burt Lancaster; oh well, memory isnt what it used to be; wasn't he the guy next to whats his name.
I thought they were rolling around on the beach kinda funny.
Ernest Borgnine never gets the girl.
Heathansson wrote: Ernest Borgnine never gets the girl. The girl? No. The grill? Yes.
This thread is still going? Oh, I see, it's become a Dada thread of whacky fun. Let's all join in! I've got a urinal over here we can use!
Oh, and Happy Noodle Boy. He helps with whackiness. Crackers, crackers, but no squeezy cheese! You've broken my secret elbow!
I sincerely apologize, I woke up weird this morning.
Ungoded wrote: Heathansson wrote: Ernest Borgnine never gets the girl. The girl? No. The grill? Yes. This reminds me of a song I once heard by some a capella group whose name I have forgotten.
"G, R, I, double L, I've never met a grill like you..."
And then there was this line about "lick your drip tray clean". That's all I remember. It was funny at the time...
Dirk Gently wrote: Ungoded wrote: Heathansson wrote: Ernest Borgnine never gets the girl. The girl? No. The grill? Yes. This reminds me of a song I once heard by some a capella group whose name I have forgotten.
"G, R, I, double L, I've never met a grill like you..."
And then there was this line about "lick your drip tray clean". That's all I remember. It was funny at the time... Come on man! What does this have to do with the topic at hand? Quit threadjacking!
El Skootro
Idle thought: if Mr. Rogers won the Ultimate Showdown, who won the Penultimate Showdown?
Sect wrote: Idle thought: if Mr. Rogers won the Ultimate Showdown, who won the Penultimate Showdown? Was the Penultimate Showdown the second-to-last one they held or the next-to-last one they held? It's a very important distinction. Or so I'm told.
I had some balls in a jar, and somebody removed them. Does anybody know where they went? Think critically now...
Sect wrote: Idle thought: if Mr. Rogers won the Ultimate Showdown, who won the Penultimate Showdown? I always thought it shoulda been the Megazord who won. I mean, that thing took down giant rubbery monsters on a daily basis, and never lost. Plus, it had the cool Gold/Black special edition color scheme and could seperate into prehistoric animals? It had it all (And a giant sword. and I'm pretty sure that when they were combined they were all surrounding a bowl full of balls too...or was that a fanfic I read somewhere...)
this thread is still alive ?????
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
good, lets push onto the ultimate pen-ultimate, unaccounted for and very deceitfu titled next page !
slavemind wrote: this thread is still alive ?????
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
good, lets push onto the ultimate pen-ultimate, unaccounted for and very deceitfu titled next page !
Pen-Ultimate? Is that like a perfect pen that will never run out of ink?
Mulban wrote: I had some balls in a jar, and somebody removed them. Does anybody know where they went? Think critically now... My marbles, I've lost my marbles! Sorry, no idea about your bells, as yo soy un erizo.
I didn't catch this thread when it was initially happening, but I was curious today and started reading it. Wow, what a laugh. But mostly I found my chest swelling with admiration and tears in my eyes. I must say that many of the posters who chose to cross literary swords with the OP were marvelous. But I really need to stand up and applaud F2K and Fake Healer for their display of truly outstanding troll bashing. Honorable mention goes to Steve Greer. I liked you guys anyway, but now you're really heroes. So. Very. Funny.
I bow to your rapier-like wit.
Mulban wrote: I had some balls in a jar, and somebody removed them. Does anybody know where they went? Think critically now... I refuse to think about your balls, sir.
Vic Wertz wrote: Mulban wrote: I had some balls in a jar, and somebody removed them. Does anybody know where they went? Think critically now... I refuse to think about your balls, sir. So I suppose mine are right out of the question?
Daigle wrote: Vic Wertz wrote: Mulban wrote: I had some balls in a jar, and somebody removed them. Does anybody know where they went? Think critically now... I refuse to think about your balls, sir. So I suppose mine are right out of the question? Yes, of course!
Doesn't your post go through editing????
Cosmo wrote: Yes, of course!
Doesn't your post go through editing????
minne dont1!!1!
So 359 says its the final issue.
WTF?
I thought that we were getting two more after 358! You guys are further showing bad editing skills. No wonder Wizards yanked the license.
The last one said two issues left! If you've got a ball and are told that it is the penultimate draw from a bowl of balls, but that you have two draws left then you are going to be very upset when you discover...wait...penultimate means one left...but it said two were left. And this one says final issue...but then...balls...penultimate...bowls...*head explodes*
Heyyyyyyy guysssssss! Whatsssssss uppppppp?
Gah! They're all loose! Get back here you wild aliases! Don't make me get the rhino rifle!
MaxSlasher26 wrote: Gah! They're all loose! Get back here you wild aliases! Don't make me get the rhino rifle! Don't blame me. I didn't do it.
I think the thing to remember here is... when you think of the word penultimate, think of a bowl of balls. This mental association is hardwired into me now.
The Jade wrote: I think the thing to remember here is... when you think of the word penultimate, think of a bowl of balls. This mental association is hardwired into me now. I too have seen the light!
GAAAHHHH wrote: MaxSlasher26 wrote: Gah! They're all loose! Get back here you wild aliases! Don't make me get the rhino rifle! Don't blame me. I didn't do it. What are you talking about? You always do it. And one day your uppance shall come.
Daigle wrote: The Jade wrote: I think the thing to remember here is... when you think of the word penultimate, think of a bowl of balls. This mental association is hardwired into me now. I too have seen the light! Check your email, black chicken.
hehe this thread is bit hard to follow hehe, last time I heard black chicken it was an old vampire movie :)
Cosmo wrote: Doesn't your post go through editing???? Cosmo--
I'm sorry... but maybe you missed the memo. Only the penultimate posts actually receive editing.
.
.
.
.
.
And for some reason the theme from Shaft is now going through my mind.

WOW! I'm literally amazed at how long this thread is (and I skipped most of it)! ELAzalin, you really need to grow up. I mean, FGS, how much time and energy and effort have you wasted on this tiny little issue? Even if you're correct, which is debatable, so what???
Are you such a sad, pathetic little man that you have nothing else to do with your life then b@*&@ at a possible printing error on a D&D magazine? You say you're "insulted?" Jesus Christ, I wish life's problems were as simple for me as they are for you... What I wouldn't give to have my only worry be a magazine cover.
I feel so very sorry for you and how miserable your life must be. Instead of focusing on how a great magazine is coming to an end and complimenting those responsible for its great content, you whine and moan like a little girl who didn't get the right tea at her tea party. And, as if that alone wasn't enough, you waste EVEN MORE TIME (!) arguing back and forth with people for something so trivial that its beyond laughable. I'm surprised as well that James Jacobs even bothered to respond to you, not once, but twice. What a testament to class.
Pay attention to him, jerkoff, you could learn a lot.
GROW THE HELL UP, CHILD!
Sincerly Jim Helbron
:)
Jim Helbron wrote: WOW! I'm literally amazed at how long this thread is (and I skipped most of it)! ELAzalin, you really need to grow up. I mean, FGS, how much time and energy and effort have you wasted on this tiny little issue? Actually, he stopped posting on the second page. That was a month ago.
The rest is just us Paizo people having a bit of fun.
Ungoded wrote: QUOTE]
Actually, he stopped posting on the second page. That was a month ago.
The rest is just us Paizo people having a bit of fun.
Maybe this is our Pen-ultimate way of making Fun ;D
snowyak wrote: Maybe this is our Pen-ultimate way of making Fun ;D At least without involving the authorities. "Disturbing the peace" is such a nebulous statute.
Karelzarath wrote: At least without involving the authorities. "Disturbing the peace" is such a nebulous statute. I'm getting to old for that sh**t.
Just kidding
Hooray! They've funnied up all our dialogue! Now I need to go through the whole thread before it changes back. Should make for a laugh.
*sigh*
But not now...I'm beat. Night all. ;)
Damn that Teeter. What is he up to now?
Well played, Gary. Well smurfin' played.
Mike McArtor wrote: Well played, Gary. Well smurfin' played. my god, did he take the time to do this to the whole thread? lmao
edit: or he could've have done it with code. Still great job lol
MaxSlasher26 wrote: Hooray! They've funnied up all our dialogue! Now I need to go through the whole thread before it changes back. Should make for a laugh.
This is really great. Hikup.
I didn't remember writing bout the Rum.
Just noticed these landlubbers changed the posts.....
Har Har Har
Good one that is
*hick*
Smurf that!!! Me no smurf my snorks!!!!!
Heathansson wrote: Smurf that!!! Me no smurf my snorks!!!!! You WOULD smurf your snorks. Snorks? What a smurfin' load of smurf. That show was the smurfidest desmurfative smurf-off I've ever smurfed!
Hey. My kid likes the Snorks. And if it's on, I get 1/2 hour of peace. So I like the Snorks. I owe them.
;)
Heathansson wrote: Hey. My kid likes the Snorks. And if it's on, I get 1/2 hour of peace. So I like the Snorks. I owe them.
;)
Please tell me your kid isn't 15, Heathy. ;D
Heathansson wrote: Hey. My kid likes the Snorks. And if it's on, I get 1/2 hour of peace. So I like the Snorks. I owe them.
;)
The snorks are still on T.V.?
|