Im a nitpicker :p
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I'm saying nobody. Probably nothing. Conan the Cimmerian could whup anybody.
Legolas would just shoot him through the eye from a thousand yards back...Have you read the Fellowship? Sure, they cut out the awesome scene where he shoots a bunch of Worgs through the eye on every shot, since that would be boring in the movie (As opposed to having to watch Hobbits drives carts for the first 10 minutes...Ugh).
-Uriel
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Legolas would just shoot him through the eye from a thousand yards back...Conan's aura of genuine real man masculinity would kill Legolas from 1001 yards away. The Cimmerian wins again.
Or Legolas would fall madly in love. I mean he did follow the dwarf around for the rest of his days. Just saying.
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Now, now. It's Tolkien. He was a good Catholic boy, and that there kinda stuff didn't happen in Middle Earth—no matter how much the slashers wish it did.Or Legolas would fall madly in love. I mean he did follow the dwarf around for the rest of his days. Just saying.Legolas would just shoot him through the eye from a thousand yards back...Conan's aura of genuine real man masculinity would kill Legolas from 1001 yards away. The Cimmerian wins again.
I had a player once in a Middle Earth game that went out of her way to convince us all that Legolas' indulgences are what got him kicked out of the forest kingdom and on the quest to begin with.
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I had a player once in a Middle Earth game that went out of her way to convince us all that Legolas' indulgences are what got him kicked out of the forest kingdom and on the quest to begin with.Twits like that are to be ignored ... or, if feasible, ridiculed into tearful silence.
She was way too hot to ignore.
Legolog....
I'm saying nobody. Probably nothing. Conan the Cimmerian could whup anybody.Hulk Smash puny Cimmerian!
Or the chestbursting, double-jawed aliens from the movie franchise. (Granted, there would have to be, like, ten thousand of the lil dudes)
Wolverine kilt the Hulk in a What if comic.
So Conan could too. Wolverine is just a scientific experiment to try and almost approximate Conan's badness, so Conan could do it.
Them aliens...Conan would probably have to get an outer space machinegun of the future, but he could whup them. He whupped that gorillaman with the red cloak on with his bare hands.
Wolvy and Conan faced off in a what if once as well, It was more or less a draw with between them with a slight edge to wolverine.
Gene-spliced Conan T Kirk takes the day though, I'm sure.
The Batman Fiasco (redo):
Batman walks into Conan’s dimly lit room. Near the roaring fire, empty bottles lay about along with sleeping barmaids sans clothing.
Batman sneers and screams, “Look at me Conan I am a neurotic basket case, because I watched my parents get murdered. Don’t mess with me because I’ll kill you! You hear me Conan, I’m so crazy I’ll kill you!”
Batman flaps his cape around a bit because he thinks it looks dramatic. “Look at my cool black cape, and all my cool toys. I am the Batman.”
Conan rolls off of Trillia the wench, “Woman I have to make water. Get rid of that annoying insect over there.” Conan points at Bat Munch (I mean Man?) and silently moves out of the room.
Trillia draws a lady’s dagger and points it at Batman. The corner of Batman’s mouth quivers as his throat fills with rage. He starts to speak, “Woman…”
Quick as a willow-wisp Trillia’s executes a not-so-bad lunge and stabs Batman through the eye socket, piercing his brain. His dead body falls backward out an open window into a waiting alley below.
She smiles, “Hehee. Conan will be so pleased with me.” Trillia lies back down in bed giving her hair a little flick so as to please Conan’s eye when he returns.
[1.] >reference<
Conan is the greatest hero of any age.
AND he tapped Catwoman.
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a honey badger could maybe take Conan
All it took was a .38 to the head of Robert Howard to kill Conan.
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Tha is where you are wrong unbeliever Xabulba. For Conan is alive and well in all of his fans hearts and minds. So he is immortal and will whup up on any who decide to get in the way of his booty gathering; after all he was a pirate and a barbarian. Thus no ninja dancer, or ronin or elf bow wielding fool is going to be able to hold a candle to the greatest warrior there is or ever will be. He knows what is best in life.
"He has crushed his enemies seen them driven before him and listened to the lamentation of their woman."
After which listened to their cries of joy as he showed them all a good time. As he eat drank and was merry.
All it took was a .38 to the head of Robert Howard to kill Conan.
Did you see the re-print of his book(s)?
Well, reading the stories, we know of a whole lot of guys who THOUGHT that they could whup him.
:)
Dark Phoenix would win...as already what happened in a What if?
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Conan at the Tower of the Elephant
CONAN THE BARBARIAN
Level 1 Barbarian; Neutral Good, HP (15), AC18;
ABILITIES:
STRENGTH (15)
DEXTERITY (17)
CONSTITUTION (17)
INTELLIGENCE (11)
WISDOM (11)
CHARISMA (13)
SKILLS:
CLIMB (4) = 1
BLACKSMITH (4) = 4
INTUIT DIRECTION (1) = 1
JUMP (4) = 1
LISTEN (2) = 2
TUMBLE (2) = 0
WILDERNESS LORE (1) = 1
FEATS:
COMBAT REFLEXES
ENDURANCE
Height: 5’9”, Weight: 156lb, Age 17, FORT +5, REF +3, WILL+0, MELEE+3/RANGED+4, INIT+3, SPEED: 40’, EQUIPMENT: Scimitar, Lg. Steel Shield, Hide Armour, Waterskin (Full).
BACKGROUND: Far from Cimmeria, land of his birth, he has left to explore the world. Conan learned the art of Blacksmithing from his Father, and the ways of Hunting and War from his Kinfolk.
New movie. Out Friday.
More scientific proof that nobody could wup Conan.
hmmmm.....
New movie. Out Friday.
More scientific proof that nobody could wup Conan.
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Yes but can this Conan Whoop the last Conan?
It depends upon what 'Whoop' means?
The Batman Fiasco (redo):
Batman walks into Conan’s dimly lit room. Near the roaring fire,
empty bottles lay about along with sleeping barmaids sans clothing.Batman sneers and screams, “Look at me Conan I am a neurotic basket
case, because I watched my parents get murdered. Don’t mess with me
because I’ll kill you! You hear me Conan, I’m so crazy I’ll kill you!”Batman flaps his cape around a bit because he thinks it looks dramatic.
“Look at my cool black cape, and all my cool toys. I am the Batman.”Conan rolls off of Trillia the wench, “Woman I have to make water. Get
rid of that annoying insect over there.” Conan points at Bat Munch (I
mean Man?) and silently moves out of the room.Trillia draws a lady’s dagger and points it at Batman. The corner of
Batman’s mouth quivers as his eyes drink in her naked form. Batman's
throat fills with rage, “Woman…”Quick as a willow-wisp Trillia’s executes a not-so-bad lunge and stabs
Batman through the eye socket, piercing his brain. His dead body falls
backward out an open window into a waiting alley below.She smiles, “Hehee. Conan will be so pleased with me.” Trillia lies
back down in bed giving her hair a little flick so as to please Conan’s
eye when he returns.[1.] >reference<
Hahaha! Batman sucks.
Conan wupt some serious ass in that movie today.
Looks like The Help wupped Conan.
Conan is a Mary-Sue.
But is the new Conan movie any good, and does it live up to Conan? Is it Robert E. Howard Conan or something along the lines of Robert Jordan Conan? And if I spend my time talking about how Arnold Schwarzenegger makes the best Conan, should I even bother with the new movie?
But is the new Conan movie any good, and does it live up to Conan? Is it Robert E. Howard Conan or something along the lines of Robert Jordan Conan? And if I spend my time talking about how Arnold Schwarzenegger makes the best Conan, should I even bother with the new movie?
The new movie bombed big time, it was a bigger bomb than the one dropped on Hiroshima. At least this time the only casualty is Jason Momoa's career. 90 million to make and only 15 million at the box office.
But is the new Conan movie any good, and does it live up to Conan? Is it Robert E. Howard Conan or something along the lines of Robert Jordan Conan? And if I spend my time talking about how Arnold Schwarzenegger makes the best Conan, should I even bother with the new movie?The new movie bombed big time, it was a bigger bomb than the one dropped on Hiroshima. At least this time the only casualty is Jason Momoa's career. 90 million to make and only 15 million at the box office.
It's up to 41 million international.....
Conan always overcomes.Conan will win in the end.
And....
if f*!+ign Dungeon Siege gets a sequel, well hell; I'm not worried any more.
And it's sad that there's prettier people than me hatin on Momo because he's beautiful.
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Nobody whups Conan in the field of Hyborian Studies and Tyrant Slaying.
"Vengeance for Beginners"!
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Nobody whups Conan in the field of Hyborian Studies and Tyrant Slaying.
"Vengeance for Beginners"!
Mwahahaha
heh heh...
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I saw the new Conan movie. I really liked Momoa as Khal-Drogo in Game of Thrones and saw him as a good Conan... only the way that movie was written it left me feeling like the movie was doen to create the 3D stuff. 20 minutes about the temple falling and people running around? Boring I wanted more sword fighting.
Has anyone said "The Maid" yet??
My daughter with an attitude
Mickey Mouse.
Goofy
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Ah well I would say the third conan followed by the 1st then close 2nd would be the third incarnation. Jason Momoa's performance was okay, I did not like the writing too much in the film so it jaded me some. In particular there was the scene where he goes out of his way to save the slaves from the slavers; I never saw Conan doing something like that he was more of a wanting a fair fight; I could ahve seen him getting involved if there was a scene where a slave was fighting back to save themselves and he trips or gets in the way of the other slavers which in turn gets him into a fight with them but that is me. Anways I liked him more as Khal Drogo.
The last one shown I will not dignify with an answer. Though i do like his humor.