The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[doppelganger]

sprinkled with a vile mix of secret

[taig]

orbs and spruces. The punishment for manufacturing

[Celestial Healer]

substandard meth involved watching endless reruns of

[doppelganger]

films like 'Reefer Madness' and 'Naked Lunch'

[Mike Welham]

remade and starring "actors" like Paris Hilton

[drunken_nomad]

"I'M A BUG NOW!" shouts the ingenue.

[Celestial Healer]

"This is the worst s!*~ I have

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ever.....oh, no! I don't do Kafkaesque!!!

[drunken_nomad]

Paris then looked directly into the camera

[Celestial Healer]

and metamorphosed into a giant dung beetle

[doppelganger]

and began to roll a large ball

[Mike Welham]

, specifically an 18-pound bowling ball. It rolled

[drunken_nomad]

all over Manhattan before stopping outside Macy's

[Celestial Healer]

because dung beetle Paris had to return

[drunken_nomad]

to her coffin before sunup, lest she

[Heathansson]

forget to feed her chihuahua familiar blood

[drunken_nomad]

and her mom whupped her pampered butt!

[Mike Welham]

When the fearless chihuahua killers arrived, they

[Heathansson]

bowed to Paris, and said, "what is

[Aberzombie]

the air speed velocity of an unladen

[Heathansson]

Lemmiwinks? We know what you plan, and

[drunken_nomad]

it'll be a cold day in Hell

[Celestial Healer]

before we put on those maid outfits

[Aberzombie]

and go dancing through the local supermarket

[Mike Welham]

to "Livin' La Vida Loca." Our dignity

[Aberzombie]

is not so easily sacrificed to the

[Celestial Healer]

whims of Paris Hilton, or Yeenoghu." Chewing

[taig]

on a formaldehyde-soaked naugahyde hydra's hide, he

[drunken_nomad]

hid in the hiding place. The chihuahua

[doppelganger]

, smelling the hydra's hide, bared her fangs

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

and jumped fifteen feet up in the

[drunken_nomad]

air, landing claws-first in Van Helsing's

[Aberzombie]

backpack, were he proceeded to dig around,

[Celestial Healer]

looking feverishly for his lost stash of

[doppelganger]

trangendered canine literature. How he/she became

[Aberzombie]

involved in such a lurid affair as

[taig]

The Case of the Lurid Affair, he/she

[Celestial Healer]

will never admit, but some say there

[Bling Bling]

are darker, more wicked things afoot, like

[drunken_nomad]

why transgendered chihuahua weren't beloved screen idols.

[Celestial Healer]

"This is one of the strangest stories

[Bling Bling]

ever forced on mortal eyes, but alas

[taig]

, this is Hollywood, where even the most

[Aberzombie]

jaded miscreants willfully expose their most sordid

[Celestial Healer]

affairs. Like the time Wilford Brimley revealed

[taig]

that Liberty Mutual actually caused diabetes. He

[doppelganger]

also showed that mixing Quaker Oats and

[drunken_nomad]

turpentine will take off a man's mustache!

[Celestial Healer]

Not his mustache, though, because that thing

[drunken_nomad]

is a sentient creature and can kill