"Four score and seven words ago, Dragons
doom to prevent tangents and ramblings by
"This happens EVERY TIME!" shouted Edward Norton.
he couldn't talk about, because no one
knew exactly who Norton was talking to.
In fact he wasn't talking but singing
by Meat Loaf and a naked alien
('s) chin covered with cheese. Fearing Conan would
give Jimmy Fallon his time slot (too
much to bear, perhaps?) if he didn't
didn't seal a prime time deal he'd
, Craig Ferguson mused while sipping Bailey's and
rot gut, distilled with arsnic and old
made of nylons and steel wool. The
trick is to never let'em touch the
air, making the brewing of this drink
phenominal when served zero-g, with cheese, and
fermenting process, it's important to ionize and
de-ionize and then re-ionize the dehydrated onions.
Without following this process, catastrophic and calamitous
things will make the brew a mukety-muck
Hammer Time"... dew dew dew ..."Can't touch
Mama said mama said!" As the song
faded, the DJ cut in and announced
was indeed surprising, since he was the
wholesome type that practiced abstinence, except on
he advertised on Craigslist as "[redacted] [redacted]"
