postures and psychedelic subdermal colour patterns. Screeching
to a halt on his bad motorscooter,
Alan Alda cried out, "Good heavens! I
have no idea where they buried Klinger
,but it must have been somewhere over
near Fort Knox. I read about it
in the National Enquirer, so it must
be true! Either that or I am
imagining something I saw in a dream
one night. You know, the one with
Kevin Savage and the dancing lemurs with
Paul Pfeiffer, the fiendish dire half lemur
tamer of Survivor: Antarctica fame, and the
guy who Winnie Cooper ended up marrying
after she got fired from the Wonder
Bra commercials for constantly swearing that "Today
is a good day to die!", which
she exclaimed while biting off the heads
of chocolate-covered smurf zombies, who were oozing
a mysterious marshmallow-like substance from their ragged
hats; they begged for mercy but Winnie
said, "Pooh!" and ran off with Piglet.
"Mmmmm, bacon! I love bacon," said the
wolfman , suddenly dropping its disguise to reveal
itself before turning Piglet into a ham.
All was well.
Then, all of a
sudden, Jamie Foxx decided to tour America
looking for the worst haircut to feature
on his new comedy special, Fright Wigs
, featuring a special Donald Trump lookalike contest
bad combovers were never so damn popular.
The haircut tour was a success, copycats
from Fox, the Country Music Channel, Oxygen,
Spike and "ironic" VH1 hipsters were all
clambering to imitate the bizarre success that
Jamie accidentially discovered while high on glue.
Speaking of glue, several centaurs went missing
captured by a renegade pegasus named Diddy
who worked for a Nighthag named Biddy
selling souls to a demon named Liddy
who was Tasha's Hideous Laughter style giddy,
but wanted to live in the ciddy
so as to viddy the nitty gritty
of leading the Monstrous Evil Citizens Committee
whilst that "hey, diddle diddle" fiddlin' kitty
sang an amusing and vulgar little ditty
about Jack and Diane, two American kiddies
in the heartland, sniffin' that centaur glue.
When Peewee Herman heard all that nonsense,
he broke into a chilling, maniacal laugh
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