was inexorably drawn. "Ponderous, friggin ponderous." said
of dragons matter so much to the
run naked through golden meadows and screw
their naughty bits and film every detail
and post it on YouTube hoping for
reproductive organs disappeared in a puff of
chemically inert dust. Even the gods want
to kill sometime. Just ask Danzig. In
case of exploding genitals you should always
bird like screeching noises to attract any
nearby paramedics who could perhaps render assistance,
when somebody knocks on your door asking
and any spare C4 you might have
ask them to first recite a poem
Because crazy folk can't manage a rhyme
very good at blowing bits of themselves
but I know that if ever I should
learning. And now for something completely different:
What could this mean for the Hollywood
Down at the Bowl-o-rama, the glowinthedark lanes
had lost their luster. Divorce was everywhere.
and it was a jealous mistress. When
to teach Our Gang about the difference
between transvestites and transsexuals, and how to
always check the tilt of the kilt
flash everyone enjoying the parade in Ottawa
County's, pre-school through fifth grade, gymnasium. The police
and the Lions Club all threw spitwads
and took pictures of any onlookers who
dark secret 'round Innsmouth was the opium
that the Deep Ones smuggled past the