The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Kruelaid]

I couldn't use a drink" the hobbit

[drunken_nomad]

hopped on a barstool and ordered a

[Larry Lichman]

Tequila Sunrise. He then surveyed the crowd

[drunken_nomad]

and became gobsmacked over the lush beauty

[Kruelaid]

of Stagwella, the hairlipped half orc enchantress

[Heathansson]

with four corpulent dugs that she could

[drunken_nomad]

juggle whilst opening a bottle with her

[Kruelaid]

gold nipple rings... without using her hands.

[Larry Lichman]

The hobbit stared. Fascinated by the sheer

[drunken_nomad]

elegance of the orc's hairy calves. Encased

[Aberzombie]

in leather dungarees (with gold filigree), this

[Tobus Neth]

futurized electric zombie cowboy cocaine dealer came

[Kruelaid]

all over the bearded dwarf whore's quivering

[Aberzombie]

nose. This was disturbing on many levels

[drunken_nomad]

and was banned in Canada and most

[Heathansson]

of the Moon Bases except for New

[Kruelaid]

Kruelaid, the most magnificent lunar city. It

[Tobus Neth]

is most famous for it's Meth bars

[drunken_nomad]

and three-breasted women. Watch the floor show

[Tobus Neth]

and see the The Aristocrats preform live

[Aberzombie]

before a studio audience. You can also

[Vattnisse]

visit New Kruelaid's sprawling Wayne Newton Museum

[Aberzombie]

in downtown Peoria, Illinois. A truly thorough

[drunken_nomad]

extension of Branson Missouri's 76 Strip! Visit

[Aberzombie]

the Shoe Hall of Fame as well,

[Heathansson]

and the International Museum of Pipe Cleaner

[Tobus Neth]

Guild of North America held the Masturbation

[drunken_nomad]

Olympics of New Kruelaid, but the participants

[Vattnisse]

boycotted the games in protest of Kruelaid's

[Kruelaid]

unfair semen volume superiority in the competition.

[Aberzombie]

After much vomitting, however, things got back

[Kruelaid]

to the usual fecal humor on the

[Aberzombie]

blogosphere. And speaking of "fecal", did you

[drunken_nomad]

ever smell your shoes? Better start gellin'

[Aberzombie]

like a fellon with some mellon before

[Kruelaid]

tellin' the melon sellin' felon how to

[Aberzombie]

keep his eyes from wellin with tears.

[Kruelaid]

Meanwhile, the knellin' was spellin' doom for

[drunken_nomad]

Reed Richards and family...DOCTOR DOOM! "Excelsior,

[Aberzombie]

and all that jazz." screamed a disgruntled Stan.

[Kruelaid]

"... ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,

[Aberzombie]

three, two, one, zero, negative one, negative

[Heathansson]

twenty thousand! They tried and tried to

[David Wickham]

quit the game but it was to

[Aberzombie]

late for them. In fact, it was

[Kruelaid]

time for the old bastards to retire.

[David Wickham]

After retirement they took up jobs as

[Kruelaid]

fluff men.... ewwwwww... that made me sick!

[David Wickham]

Their devious alter egos replaced the posts

[Aberzombie]

With prose extoling the virtues of Kruelaid