knickers. Drunky does not wear
knickers except for one situation:
These visits often coincided with
enormous disco parties that had
A deleterious effect on the
the National economy. Undeterred, Drunky
loudly declared "DISCO IS NOT
DEAD, JUST SLEEPING!" A pillow
was provided for Drunky because
Disco was Drunky's imaginary friend.
Drunky had been with Disco
(Drunky had always been ahead
of the times). However this
evening would be different, because
Disco finally decided to become
a penguin riding a unicycle
to defend against otherworldly enemies
, and a magic triangle to
trap beings from beyond madness
into a derelict building that
where gremlins would practice cooking
brownies containing pesh and flayleaf
mojo. The brownies were sold
in dark alleys and wherever
the ineffable scourge of the
best, tolerated, by the Men
the heretical institution known only
Dave's Church and BBQ Pit
: Live Music and Nude Girls!
was visited by an important
member of the Intergalactic Association
of Unwholesome Entertainment, which wanted
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to give GoatToucher a job!
After much deliberation, GoatToucher decided
forty days, which he spent
carousing with hookers, gambling on
Hellspawn, a little-known spinoff
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