The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

oblivious to the plot against

[Celestial Healer]

him being instigated by the

[Heathansson]

infernal lord of all undead.

[Vattnisse]

Unfortunately, the doltish prince had

[Heathansson]

rode out totally alone, on

[Vattnisse]

his white destrier, only to

[Celestial Healer]

realize he forgot to bring

[Heathansson]

any magic items at all.

[office_ninja]

"Vow of Poverty?", he whimpered.

[Heathansson]

As he rode down the

[Vattnisse]

mangy goblins attempting to block

[Heathansson]

his path, he wondered how

[office_ninja]

monks do that thing where

[Vattnisse]

they jump so far, as

[Heathansson]

he hewed goblins, his sharp

[Vattnisse]

bronze blade cutting huge swaths

[Celestial Healer]

through the goblin ranks, bits

[office_ninja]

of face and spleen flying

[Vattnisse]

like candy from a pinata.

[Heathansson]

They howled and chittered as

[Vattnisse]

the redoubtable prince effortlessly slaughtered

[Celestial Healer]

the lot of them in

[Heathansson]

a berserk danse macabre. When

[Vattnisse]

his demigodess paramour caught up

[Heathansson]

to him, the sight of

[Vattnisse]

the sliced and diced goblins

[Heathansson]

and him, standing alone, covered

[Vattnisse]

in bile and gore, made her

[The Jade]

eyes mist in bittersweet adoration.

[Vattnisse]

"My hero!", she breathed. "You

[The Jade]

twinkle in the life wet...

[Vattnisse]

upon your mail and arms.

[THAC0]

danced like an insane hobo

[Celestial Healer]

drunk on hard liquor and

[Valegrim]

now you get your reward.

[The Jade]

" She revealed their clockwork child,

[Heathansson]

Ricky-Ticky-Tavi the clicking

[Valegrim]

only happens in new models.

[The Jade]

A child to undo Orcus'

[Heathansson]

mad quest against all life

[Vattnisse]

, not to mention that he

[The Jade]

possessed an adorability unsettling to

[Vattnisse]

the minds of mere mortals.

[Heathansson]

Ticky, the clockwork boy blinked

[Vattnisse]

in confusion at his father

[Heathansson]

whose brow had become furled

[Vattnisse]

by worry as he noticed

[The Jade]

the little hand getting bigger.

[Heathansson]

"What is this? I don't

[Celestial Healer]

have any more spaghetti! Golly