The Five Word Game!

[drunken_nomad]

The event was televised. ESPN8

[Heathansson]

and on Nickelodeon; why I

[Vattnisse]

didn't watch was because it

[Reggie]

clashed with 'Neighbours'. All I

[Heathansson]

watch is "neighbors." Nothing else

[Reggie]

will do. Please help me

[Heathansson]

I'm stuck in a hole,

[Vattnisse]

surrounded at all sides by

[drunken_nomad]

a buncha brits screaming 'bout

[Vy-Dann]

the evils of d&d gaming

[Heathansson]

and Paranoia and Traveler, as

[Tegan]

the most wicked of them

[Heathansson]

according to Jack Chick, who

[Vattnisse]

possesses great insight into depravity

[Heathansson]

if only imagined and fictionalized,

[Vy-Dann]

by his scitzo other self

[Vattnisse]

, known simply as "The Chick".

[Heathansson]

The emailies attacked en masse.

[Vattnisse]

However, the bronze-armoured Spammic cataphracts

[Heathansson]

with their cat-o-nine-tails and catapults

[Vy-Dann]

surrenderd before the molemen(folk?) could

[Heathansson]

dig under their defences and

[Vattnisse]

exploit the Spammic forces' weakness:

[Heathansson]

preservative baths. The ironclad tanks

[Vattnisse]

' armour rapidly degraded when exposed

[Heathansson]

be too much for him;

[Vy-Dann]

So they used foamrubber pads

[drunken_nomad]

to clean the oven quickly,

[Tegan]

to bake Spamorific Spammic pizza-pies.

[Heathansson]

The tomatomen, the beetboys, the

[Vy-Dann]

weak and oppressed revolted to

[Tegan]

all beef patties special sauce

[Heathansson]

on a sesame street bun;

[Tegan]

which they loaded into the

[drunken_nomad]

hillbillies' truck and moved to

[Tegan]

Alabamana. They then set up

[Vattnisse]

a greasy spoon establishment, offering

[Tegan]

the states first and finest

[Heathansson]

all-you-can-eat gourmet catfood buffet, which

[office_ninja]

is fine fare in Alabamana.

[Heathansson]

The Celery Cabal sent their

[office_ninja]

fiercest assassin stalks to bring

[Heathansson]

back the head of Lettuce

[Celestial Healer]

Man as punishment for his

[Heathansson]

attempt to imcabbagate the Cabbage

[Celestial Healer]

Woman, an affront to her

[Vattnisse]

honour as well as her

[office_ninja]

Cabbagehoodly nobility. KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNK went the

[Vattnisse]

celery assassins' deadly crossbow bolts

[Heathansson]

clipping one badly placed leaf